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Skydiving - if the fall doesn't kill you maybe the meteorite will.  Yes, you read that correctly - Meteorite!  ... read more..

"What! Get to Heaven on your own strength? You might as well try to climb to the moon on a rope of sand!" - George Whitefield read more..

I, Pastor Tim, (neither Republican nor Democrat) warn you now that if you are either (or both) and cannot laugh at yourself, you should just delete this now. Image used with permission by DragonArt... read more..

Beethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"... read more..

"In His Hands" We know not what tomorrow brings although we plan ahead For only God alone can know the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future - not one minute nor one hour - Ea read more..

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No matter where you go, there you are.... read more..

Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide... read more..

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. --Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. --Wearing white is always appropriate. --Wi read more..

First Sunday of advent greetings everyone. Today's mailing is an abbreviated one after spending a wonderful day with friends from across the pond - in this case they live 17 miles away on the Olympi read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - enjoy your turkey too! Today's new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site shows not all architects and designers have disability rights at the forefront of their plans. You w... read more..

I don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.... read more..

Three steps forward for disability rights! ... read more..

"Don't allow what has been done to you to become bigger than what Jesus did for you." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

My kids can't find their shoes when they need them, yet they can find that tiny bit of onion in their dinner.... read more..

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," ... read more..

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After... read more..

The Lord's prayer teaches us to face the need and issues of forgiveness at ground zero: our relationship with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161120.mp3{/audio} read more..

He was a good man but a bit stingy. He would bargain and haggle on a price, never paying the price asked. He especially hated paying his medical fees. One day, while eating fish, a bone became lodged... read more..

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and since this is the last mailing going out before US Thanksgiving - Happy Thanksgiving to our American subscribers. With US Thanksgiving coming up, today's news is super... read more..

Here's a very unique way to carve your Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey! ... read more..

You've heard of the turducken. . . .meet the turkraken. ... read more..

My father used to tell me anything worth doing was worth doing right the first time. If you have time to do it the second time, you have time to do it right the first time. As fathers go, he was righ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site shows the logical outcome of screaming for ice cream.  You will find "I Scream for Ice Cream" at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

You might be a nurse if... ~ You avoid unhealthy looking people in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. ~ It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar ... read more..

"A small leak will sink a great ship. A small spark will kindle a great fire. A little allowed sin will ruin an immortal soul." - J.C. Ryle read more..

A man who sued an airline because his luggage went missing ... has lost his case.... read more..

My boss said, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have;" now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.... read more..

The real truth behind the saying. ... read more..