Monthly Archive

March 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
98

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy St. Patrick's Day. We are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-winter days when you remember tha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
306

Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?

When I was young, my favorite sandwich was the baloney sandwich. Sometimes, with cheese and other things, but most importantly, baloney. I can’t imagine what my childhood would have been like without ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
117

St. Paddy's Day Pun

Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4979

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1564

End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper. With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
122

Quote #2252

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside." - Irish Proverb read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
116

One-liner #1817

The leprechauns made me do it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
92

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week. The street we live on is a ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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Growing

- photo by Susan PageTo gather a harvest means some seed has been planted. Whether it is a seed of the beginning of something new, a seed of doubt, or a seed of faith, all these seeds will grow under read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2926

From Marine to Bear: A Hilarious Mix-Up | Funny Family Story 🤣

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears--one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3104

Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I do... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1940

Candy Pun

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1500

Work Ethic, Children, Unions

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" On... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
96

Quote #2251

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
127

One-Liner #1816

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
101

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! My good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its wonderful truth that I had to share it with you today! Today... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
326

Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss

Often, I get agitated by people I call "idiots." I don't have an inclusive definition for what an idiot really is; I just use the word carelessly. Especially is this true when I'm out in the neighbor... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
116

Quote #2250

"The fruits of your labors may be reaped two generations from now. Trust, even when you don't see the results." - Henri Nouwen read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4088

$0.00

In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00.  He ignored it and threw it away.  In April he r... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2133

Church Drive

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled at... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1388

One-Liner #1815

This project is so important that we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1596

Honesty, Materialism

"Lord, give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2880

Newspaper Typo

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
116

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind my front teeth as well! I do pretty well with brushing and fl... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
224

Easter Pause

- photo by Susan PageEaster is a time when we stop and reflect on the gift of eternal life through the sacrifice of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The Good News of the cross has the power to tran read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
128

Quote #2249

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
111

One-Liner #1814

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4498

Farmer Joe & Bessie

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6156

Communist Pun

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1546

Generations

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..

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