Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It shows a habit that would be tough to break.  You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks 

Do you like to paint?  Better yet - are you good at painting.  We're painting the interior of Westside Bible Church today and tomorrow and all are welcome.  Food is provided, airfare is not included.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

Oneliner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface."

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. 

Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:

- The Stone after the throw
- The Word after it's said
- The Occasion after it's missed
- The Time after it's gone.

Investigation

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet, named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and came indoors only at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared.

She searched for him high and low for several days, but all in vain. The following spring, however, Socks reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured he'd just been out sowing his wild oats, and let it go at that.

Everything was back to normal until that autumn, when Socks once again disappeared. The next spring, just as the prior year, he returned. When it happened for the third year in a row, she became very perplexed, and decided to investigate. She started by asking her neighbors to see what, if any, information they might have.

She was down to the last house on the block, the home of an older couple. If they didn't have the answer, she wasn't sure where she would turn. So she went up and knocked on the door. The lady of the house answered, and she asked her, "By any chance, have you ever seen a black cat with 4 white feet around here?"

"A black cat?" the woman said. "With 4 white feet? Oh my, yes! He's the sweetest thing. My husband and I kept seeing him outside every fall. We hated it that the poor thing had to be out in the cold, so we decided that when we go south for the winter, we'd take him with us. He's been going to Florida with us every winter for the last few years."