"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice." - Bill Cosby
Here is today's CleanPun
Parts of Me
"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus."
Here is today's CleanQuote
"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!" - Craig Groeschel
Here is today's Illustration
Flirting, Faithfulness, Adultery
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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