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| Great Truths About Life |
| Monday, 24 May 2004 16:00 | |||
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. 8) Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. 9) School lunches stick to the wall. 10) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 11) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.
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