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| Computer One Liners - Part 1 |
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| Friday, 10 October 2008 11:20 | |||
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Computer One Liners - Part 1 Hard Disk space: the final frontier! Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd! COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Hold a hard drive to your ear -- listen to the C: I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator. I am logged in, therefore I am. I are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem. I know I'm supposed to back up my files, but I still haven't found reverse on my PC. I was going to switch her to DOS, but she had a gun I'll give up my Windows 3.1 when they pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0 In my next life I'm going to have more memory installed Intel - still number 0.999873464508.
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