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| Computer One Liners - Part 2 |
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Computer One Liners - Part 2 ISDN: I Still Don't kNow ISDN: Idiot Services you Don't Need It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready. Manual Writer's Creed: Garbage in, gospel out. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed. Multitasking - screwing up several things at once. My computer NEVER cras@#%^TU*NO CARRIER My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Nerd: someone on the Dork Side of the Farce. Network: anything reticulated or decussated at equal intervals, with interstices between the intersections. Never trust a computer you can't lift. - Stan Masor Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window. - S. Hunt Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources. One person's error is another person's data. One picture is worth 128K. Our system is very reliable. Nothing ever goes wr[}\-_+=~'{?>.(#$%{!`'?;f;fkj;uiutoiun;gt;to;g;g;t PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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