Top ten things you'll never hear a dad say.
10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop
and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for
unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude.
I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not
good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want
to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of
those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--that makes it run or something.
Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring.
Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for
you to spend.
1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that.
It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it)
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