It's Your Turn to Be Funny #1!

Coming home from Divorce Court, unknown

AMISH "REPO" MAN !!!!!, JEFF SILVERMAN

Wait up Uncle Jed! Granny, Ellie Mae, Y'all wait up!, unknown

Jim took the meaning of "horsepower" a little too seriously., FATCO YO!!

Beating the rising gas prices, Diane Davis

Putting the car/t after the horse., Francine

Santa Claus tryouts, unknown

Yugo, the almost forgotten automobile manufacture is making its splash come back with the new Yugo 2001 barnyard bandit or "Yugo BB Double-01". this crazy new model hit the streets last month in Malaysia where it is bringing in rave reviews. Although the new model only features a single horsepower, (a brave choice by the manufacturers), and something that we haven't seen on the new car market since the late 19th century. its durable wooden undercarriage and open-air cab are a real hit in third world countries. when asked to comment on their new purchase most of the drivers respond with such comments as "that farm fresh aroma is unbeatable" or "I've picked up more chicks than ever, thanks Yugo".  Well as you can see this moldy old manufacturer has a shiny new look and is taking the market by storm. Look out Ford, Ben Allen

Santa Clause at the end of the Goober Holiday Parade!, Amy

We know this driver will pass the breathalyzer--he's on the wagon!, Al Lawson

Will you look at that! Old Ralph really meant it when he said he wasn't going to pay these high gasoline prices anymore., Sam

Detroit archaeologists today reported the discovery of an artifact they claim is the missing link in the evolution of the automobile. Tentatively named "Pintosaurus, " the find is claimed to be a transitionary phase between the Mercury Maverick and the Ford Mustang. Dr. Bickersdyke Darwin (pictured above) has suggested that this intermediate form of transport probably supports the "new car" theory that suggests that this form of transportation likely first began to appear in the era between the late 1800s and early 1900s., Pastor Bob "Skypilot" Scott

The OHSOSLOWMOBILE, Robert Hutchinson

THE NEW FIRESTONE/FORD MERGER !!!!, JEFF SILVERMAN

I've finally found the correct speed and SUV for my Firestone tires. At best a blow out at this speed will get me 5 more MPH and extra Fertilizer., Scotty Hopkins

I've heard of car recovery services but this is ridiculous, unknown

Four hoof drive. One horsepower. Anti-lock brakes. Air-conditioned. Manual transmission. No power steering. Needs tires. Best Offer., Elvie Gramlich

Automatic traction control., Paul Gramlich

Yugo's answer to the environmentally friendly car., Mike Leemon

Oats are only $1.00 a bushel!, J Gray

horse and cart version "2000", Sam

FORMER FIRESTONE SALESMAN!!!!, JEFF SILVERMAN

For Sale: must see to appreciate. 4 doorless sedan, one horsepower, air conditioned, No gas worries, burns oats. Act quickly, priced to sell., Paul Marshall

Head "em up...move "em out...Rawhide...., grandma514...Kathy Edwards

This ride gets twelve miles to a bale., John Anderson from Effingham

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open, CAR?, Deborah Davis

ATTENTION BURGLARS: NO STEREO! NO ENGINE! NO WHEELS!, DeLys Silverman

Surrey with the fringe on top? That's for girls..., Kathy Lazure

The Outcome of the Rodeo Administration Committee's Quality Assurance Study on Cowboy Ergonomics, Kathy Lazure

Rudolph should sue his cosmetic surgeon and I think the elves need talking to about how they re-vamped the sleigh!, Jenny

Lord, I must have misheard your instructions on building this ark!, Pastor Tim Grayless

TRANSITIONAL SPECIES: The transportation industry's equivalent of Darwin's missing link..., Kathy Lazure

INTRODUCING THE NEW,IMPROVED 2001 SLOBO. NEWEST CAR FROM (what's left of) YUGOSLAVIA!!, Will Bearden

Chick Magnet., Kathy Lazure

15 miles per gallon of oats., lee wall

Now this is REAL horsepower!!!, Bev L.

I hope the cost of oats doesn't go up!!!!!!, unknown

AMISH DRAG RACING !!!!!!, Jeff Silverman

I just found a way to avoid paying 78.9 cents a litre., Macorrina

"If this guy yells "Pop a wheelie" again, I'm outta here", Don Speer

In the face of the latest announcement of higher gas prices this winter, Ed decided to convert his car to a hay burner., Ruby M

john told me that loan company was tough. but this is carrying collateral to far., dean stockton

92,387,465 books of savings stamps and I get the seats., dean stockton

rebellious Amish teenager's first vehicle, Terry and Susan P.

In the fight against raising gas prices, and a refusal to give up his true love(his car), Kevin finds a way to stay on the road., M.J.H.

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!!!, Brenda Maximini

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I TOLD DAD INEEDED MORE HORSE POWER IN MY CAR., WALTER SMITH

Ed just couldn't wait to show off his new super low emission automobile., G. Cook

Petrol Prices too high, some people are resorting to drastic measures!, Steven

Goober going to work: "Saves gas on an ozone action day!", unknown

Goober Towing Service, Patsyat911

NASCAR, the early years of horsepower, SHERBERT4U

HELP ME. I AM SO CONFUSED., MARLENE DAY

An Amish identity crisis, Jim Hoggard

My other horse is a Mustang!, Your Name Barb Brennan

21st century settlers., Domista Marko

"I just gotta remember where I left my keys.", Stephen Dumas :-)

"The next time I ask the mechanic to add horse power to my car, I'll be more specific.", Leanna Vannoy

Oh, Oh what's that smell?  Something doesn't smell right., Dick

"Those reindeer had better get well soon. Christmas is coming and I can't get this thing off the ground!, Your Name: Sonya Connor

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIR OR BUST., MARLENE DAY

This isn't exactly what I had in mind for my first car!, SandyH

And So--It came to be known as "Horsepower"!!, Wilfred W. Smith

The horse power in my car really shows!, Patty Dankert

Dumb ol' goober,...thinks I'm Rudolph!, Nancy Bradley from Carson California

Aaaahhh! The GOOD OLD DAYS! When people drove cars with REAL horse power!, Piet Adlem

"Ok, Wiiilbur, this is just too much for me to take!!", Paula Riddle

AAA WAS CLOSED., MARLENE DAY

I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO CHURCH INSTEAD., MARLENE DAY

Don't worry 'bout the mule going blind, just load the wagon!, Carole S.

Brother Yoder was simply delighted to test out this latest innovation in hi-tech Amish transportation., unknown

THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR., MARLENE DAY

Naturacar 2000, One horsepowered oatmeal fuelled upgradeable engine, adjusts automatically to Your driving, low energy all natural air conditioner, automatic four-step voice controlled gearbox, voice controlled or manual powerstearing, Notice! Don't step on exhaust, Magnus Kazen

With rising fuel prices a man has got to do what a man's got to do!, ClammityJane

WOW! 14 MILES TO THE BALE., BUD

New! 2000 model 4-door horse-drawn carriage*.* Doors not included., Allen Newton

The future for the Amish, Kim Gerety

"I told you those new thing-a-ma-jigs wouldn't last, Bessie!", Barbara Witty, Bowling Green,Ky.

Who needs Firestone anyway?, Jim in Kentucky

"If my Amish buddies could only see me now!", unknown

EPA Clean burning experimental vehicle. Runs on hay and oats. CAUTION don't step in exhaust!!, Tim Folkers

THE NEW AMISH FOR THE YEAR 2000, TRUMANr Name

This is why Santa comes in December!, Cheryl Pickens

Gidyap horsy! When I bought this car from the dealer, they said it was cheap, would save me thousands of dollars on fuel, was a 1995 model Colt. Darn!, alyoop

My other car is a Lexus, Mike CranfordCandia,NH

"See I told you that I would outlast the Horseless carriage!", Jolly J.

What really sold me on this car was the color!, Bill

Horseless carriage, indeed!  So much for my retirement dreams., Marie

"The old blue sedan ain't what she used to be....", J Duncan

"Ben Hur it Ain't", by Imogene Johnson

Finally, an answer to the age old question, "which came first the horse or the car(t)?", St. D

Al Gore's version of eliminating the internal combustion engine., Kevin Bontrager

mad max eat your heart out!, paula j

who cares about opec!, paula j

Carl Graber was slowly making the awkward transition from the Amish way of life., Kevin Bontrager

That's the last time I listen to that car salesman who said I'd get unbelievable gas mileage!, Bob

The Beverly Hillbillies move up., Sherry Stainback

A new spin on an old favorite - a horse and cargy!, Ann Logan

"Enginuity", nett18

Look Ma, I got a new mustang!, Pam B

I'll be home for Christmas....one way or another!, Teresa R. Keck (Arkansas)

(Sing this one) In my Easter bonnet- at the Easter Parade., Pam B

BUMPER STICKER READS: "MY SON IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT KOSOVO HIGH SCHOOL.", JEFF SILVERMAN

Jus cruisin', y'all, Eric Witherspoon