It's Your Turn to Be Funny #10!

Let me see, they say you're as tall as you are from the tip of one foot to the other..... Or is that the arms?, Jon McVay

Oh dear, I have ANOTHER run in my nylons, Jon McVay

Umph!  There, see, that sign is NOT regulation height., Jon McVay

Whoa!  That spot was REALLY slick!, Jon McVay

Okay, NOW will you hire me for the Rockettes?, Jon McVay

One must be properly stretched to vote in the Florida elections., Bert Reid

Help, I've split and I can't get back together., J J

Miss Bee warming up for her final dance recital, Cricket

Grandma learned to cope as old age made it difficult to pull up her nylons..., M. Scheffer

You must be at least this tall to vote., R.A.

Millie felt another "Barbie" moment coming on., R.A.

I've broken my hip so many times that I can move my leg 360 degrees. See, watch!, James

Gosh Darn It! They always put these crosswalk buttons in the hardest to reach places...,

Wow!! I could not do this before the hip operation., Kim Gerety

Hmmmmmmm.....a little shorter than last week., Lisa Short

It's always good to stretch before running the mile., Lisa Short

Whew!! A post to rest on....I get so tired of hopping everywhere since my leg froze "UP" like this., Lisa Short

I know I wrote that new bus schedule down here somewhere., Adam C.

Think this is great my mother could do both legs., Tresa

I'll never buy this brand of hose again!, Kathy Hess

I must be getting old.  I used to be able to touch my nose to my leg!, Kathy Hess

The doctor was right - I've got a mole right there on my leg., Jacinda

Those young folks bend over to stretch before exercise, but if I do, I won't be able to get back up., CJ

Let's see, if I am 5 foot 2 inches then this sign must be......, "CJ"

Not getting any younger, but still kickin'!!!, sprklngstar1

If I do it this way, I am tall enough to ride the roller coaster., Laurie M.

Varicose veins??? Where??? I don't see any varicose veins..., Tammy

Help! I've gotten up and I can't fall down., Fern

Simon Says !!, FERN

This post is the perfect size for my new birdfeeder.  I could get hubby to cut one just like it, if only I had a tape measure....Let me see... Oh, yes, this will work!, Chris

..Of course, when I was a girl, I used to do this on the floor.  These days, the floor is far too dirty to sit on., Chris

I can see how you might get Fixodent on your shoe, but that doesn't explain what your foot is doing up there., TC

Ever since the hip replacement, Grandma's really been scaring the kids., redletterz

Hoping to boost tourism, the people of Eerie, Indiana sent out a bunch of rubber "oldies.", redletterz

Able to leap tall signs in a single bound..., Chad J.

"Well look at that!  I've grown a whole inch since last year.", Mandy J.

Ya really gotta be THAT tall to ride the bus?? Guess, I'll take a cab!, Dianne

'these voting machines are getting harder every time', pat freeland

'just can't get the wrinkles out of these panty hose - ooops I'm not wearing any panty hose!!!, pat freeland

Seen here limbering up for the title belt in the W.G.W.F.(World Grandma Wrestling Federation), Bertha (The Crusher) Goldstein practices her notorious "Oy Vey Drop Kick".  Her opponent Vera (Backbreaker) Johnson was quoted earlier as saying....."I'm gonna open up a can of woopin on that old girl!!!!), jeffsilverman.com

When Hanes Pantyhose introduced their new line of nylons called "Sheer Golden Years",  many woman took to the streets with renewed vigor., jeffsilverman.com

In Pastor Tim's hometown of Victoria B.C., a woman's right leg is used to hail taxi cabs.     Note: Canadians have many other strange customs.....too numerous to mention here!!!!!!, www.jeffsilverman.com

Golly, don't you think it would be easier if the shoe sizer was on the ground?, Angie Veld

That stone in my shoe really hurts, but I can't reach my foot this way either., Magnus Kazen

Hey, I'm sick of this wooden leg coming loose all the time., Magnus Kazen

Well Doc, You told me to keep my sprained ankle high, magnus kazen

All those ballet lessons sure helped...., BarbInOhio's sister Betty

Hmmmm, since the bus is late, I might as well warm up for my performance...., masha

Make a wish!!!!!!, Kathy Edwards...aka grandma 514

"Henry? My foot is stuck again!", *<:o)

Now this is what I call, kicking up your heels !, Judy from Texas

Are you sure this is the way I measure for skis ??, Judy from Texas

Darn those Florida ballots.... stand on left foot, use right foot to punch out hole... almost got it..., j2owens