It's Your Turn to Be Funny #11!

Gee... I know ma will love this one...she is a rather large lady, Lisa Short

On the set of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", Lisa Short

I know it is hard to be the smallest twins in the world...but we need to find a couch we can get up on easier., Lisa Short

If we just run and jump I think we can get up there!, Lisa Short

Look George! Is it too big or are we too little?, Tresa

Man, there's specialty shops for everything these days., Bruce

Brother!  Won't THIS give a new meaning to COUCH POTATO?, Jon McVay

They said they wanted a larger couch for their living room but I REALLY don't think this is what they had in mind Goober., Jon McVay

I like the material and the color but I think its a TAD too large for the living room.  Don't you?, Jon McVay

Yeah!  This gives a WHOLE new meaning to HIGH chair!!, Jon McVay

Inspector 1 & 2 in the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant's Factory outlet, Cricket

This one must have come from Texas!, Rhonda, Childress, TX

"now, all we need is somebody big enough to sit on it and test it for us.", jeff clarke

"let's take this one.  think it'll fit in our trunk?", jeff clarke

"what?  i didn't order a humongous yellow couch.  did you?", jeff clarke

Yikes!  I know the NBA players are tall, but this is ridiculous!, Susan

Do you think this would hold my mother-in-law?, Kathy Hess

Did you get a job description?, Kathy Hess

We could make a small fortune on the coins that fall behind these couch cushions., Lojo

You would think that they would notice while they were building it., Clint

When did the Florida ballot company start making furniture??, DC

WELLLLL!, this company sure doesn't cater to short people!, DC

It's just too bad that we exchanged our ladder for these grab bags!!, DC

Okay, I think this one will seat the whole family, but we will need a "boost" to sit!!!, dpc

That Tim Allen and his Binford 6000 sofa....what a showoff!  Arr-arr-arr!!!, Breton Imhauser

Those measurements were in meters? right?, Steven

He said that there was going to be a big couch sale!, Steven

Is there a way around or do I need to go underneath?, Steven

He said he lost the remote control somewhere on the southeast section, before dying a slow death of channel deprivation.  Note: The channel was stuck on Teletubbies., jeffsilverman.com

But Abdullah my friend, I ordered the ONE-WIFE sofa!!!, John Koetsier

How, will we ever get this up the beanstalk?, Angela Cochran

Goliath said we better have his couch vacuumed and washed before he returned.  He said he had a little business to take care of, something about some short, little Jewish punk?????  He always loses his head in these situations!!!!!, jeffsilverman.com

I know we don't need a couch this big, but who can pass up these great deals from Costco?, Adam C.

Jim, do you think our customers who are always demanding "bigger and better" will be satisfied now?, Deana L.

I mean, after all the sign did say "The Original Big & Tall Store"., DanE.

New York Brand, European Style, Texas Couch, Kim Gerety

No! Now read my lips!  I said canary yellow, not mustard yellow!, Deana L.

I heard that Al Gore ordered this for the Presidential Suite!!!, josc

Honey!  I shrunk the trick-or-treaters!, Jacinda

This is nice and big, and it's soft too.  Yes, but how will we ever get it on the camel!?, Jacinda

I do not care how soft you think it is bob, its not coming to *my* living room! why? It looks like a big banana!!, jmp

Clifford... comes see what Emily got for you today!, *<:o)

Whatcha thank Jose, thes giant, he has no taste for decor?, Walter Smith

I'm taking the day off when the owner comes after this order., Suzi Pace

"Where did you get those mushrooms we ate, anyway?", Camille

The Manufacturer didn't say the material would expand THAT much., Dan McGurk

"Quick, let's find the beanstalk!", Chad J.

"You should see the hide-a-bed!", Chad J.

Honey, I shrunk the upholsterers...!!, pat freeland

Talk about a booster seat!, pat freeland

Hey!! You said the food in these bags was safe..., Tammy

Nooo, I really don't see that mustard stain.  Are you sure its still there?, BarbInOhio

Do you think we could get Joe, Tom, Greg, Larry and George to help us move this thing?, BarbInOhio

OK, let's see... if you squat down I think I could probably make it up there.  Then I'll help you up., BarbInOhio

This was my old chair BEFORE I went to Weight Watchers!, Desni Kwak

It's for my mother-in-law, she just big boned., Woody Woodruff

They told us the earthlings were larger than we are, but I sure didn't expect this!, Masha

I told you we should not have drunk the liquid in that little bottle!, Linda Merry

I've always heard everything was bigger in America but I didn't believe it!, Linda Merry

Sure hope Gulliver likes this !!!!!!!!!!!!, Judy from Texas

Jack...Next time bring home the cow rather then the beans!!!, David

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore., Laura

WOW!  Imagine the TV. that comes with it!, BenjiDawg16

YES!  I've invented the world's first genetically engineered reclining sofa.  Now to take over the world! (Maniacal laughter follows here.), BenjiDawg16

Do you think that we can get this out of the store without the manager noticing?, Rebecca

Not only are people buying bigger SUV's, but look at this!, Rebecca

Tom and Bill found enough pennies in this couch to open up a swiss bank account., jeffsilverman.com

I understand that this was another one of Clinton's well hidden mistakes, Phil Miller

This is our Jumbo size model for the really lazy people., Audie~*

Yes!!!!  We got it to Digivolve into a Couchemon!, J.eL.iS.sa

So I guess we ate from the wrong side of the mushroom, huh?, Chris

Well, Joe, I think it's pretty obvious where they hid the bed., Chris

After many frustrating months of trying to train the miniature daschund to stay off the couch, Bob finally hit upon the perfect solution...., Chris