It's Your Turn to Be Funny #12!

Gee I wonder if this outfit was too noticeable for a bank robbery!, Lisa Short

Ddddddddddoes this mean I'm going to jjjjjjjjail?, Lisa Short

"Hey, watch the bacon!!", Lisa Short

Hey, wasn't my fault, It was that big pink elephant crossing the road., Magnus Kazen

That's for trying to look like the photo on my drivers license, Magnus Kazen

Hey, It's not me You want, Ask Tigger and Pooh where they were at that time., Magnus Kazen

This little piggy went to jail., Laura

Who squealed on me? The big bad wolf?, Laura

Honest officer, I didn't do it. Not by the hair of my chimney chin chin!, Laura

Book him, Dano, Kathy Hess

This little piggy didn't go to market!, Kathy Hess

A new meaning to "A pig in a poke", Kathy Hess

But, Officer. I'm late for my flying class., Bruce

Help me! My zipper is stuck!, Debbie in Ohio

'Hamming it up' on America's Most Wanted television program, Dave Moyers

'Well done pork cops', Dave Moyers

This little piggy should have stayed home!, Dave Moyers

PPPPPetunia isn't gonna be hhhhappppy abbbbout this., Walter Smith

Sorry officer, I know that impersonating joke wasn't that funny now., Walter Smith

Granted, it's a clever disguise, but exactly how did you think you'd melt into the crowd after you robbed the bank, Porky?, Susan

"The Energizer Bunny got away, so they got me instead",

Abba da abba da abba da, you have the right to remain s-s-s-ilent..., Scott from Maryville, Tn

Has this ever happened to you?  If you are a pig and have been arrested by the Updike, Idaho police department for "driving while a pig", please call now -- 555-8000 -- the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe!  We are starting a class action suit by all pigs to stop this discrimination.  Down with cows!, Christen

"You have the right to become bacon", SHU

Yes, we are here to protect and serve, you'll be served for lynch tomorrow!, SHU

You knknow I'm gonna hhave toto tell Bugs BBunny abouttt this., Jacinda

Look here bacon boy, 50 mph in a school zone is still too fast, I don't care who was huffin and puffin tryin to blow your truck off the road., SHU

I'm innocent, I tell you!  It was the rabbit and that daffy duck that did it!, Charlie

That farmer wanted to cut my throat and boil my hide!  That's why I stole the truck!, Charlie

Did they have to pull my paws off before they handcuffed me?, BarbInOhio

Just one more routine arrest in the pink pigs vs. the town of Smallville.  Pictured above (l-r) Officer Tom Talbott, Officer George Smathers and Pink Floyd, the suspect., BarbInOhio

"Well, Bob, I guess we really are going to 'bring home the bacon.'", Jana Shore

Its not my fault they squealed on you!!!, josc

You shouldn't have made such a pig out of yourself and then left without paying!, josc

Tha tha tha that's all folks, patsy f

what do you reckon he did with petunia?, patsy f

"Dudes!  You got the wrong guy!  The WOLF did the huffing, puffing and blowing down of the house!", Camille

"I knew I should have gone with the stocking cap", Camille

"You can't pin that swine fever epidemic on me!", Camille

Tomba 3: The Swine are Cuffed., BenjiDawg16

Having lost his costume feet, Joe's mental breakdown was ended at 5:37 P.M. on Thursday.  After attacking the turkey, he was booked., BenjiDawg16

I knew I should have worn the blue suit today, patsyf

We don't care if you're late for your new job at Disneyland.  You were 25mph over the speed limit, and you don't look anything like your driver's license picture!!!, Masha

Porky Pig was arrested today for public nudity., Woody Woodruff

And this little pig cried "wee, wee, wee, all the way home (or to the police station, whichever came first)., Deana L.

Stop !! You're confusing me with a PINK ELEPHANT !!!, Judy from Texas

Honest, Officer, I didn't know they were smuggling pork in my beef truck!, Joe Sewell

Joe, from ACE Singing Telegrams, made a tragic mistake when he accidentally showed up at Saul Cohen's bar mitzvah, instead of Tom Wilson's birthday party. Needless to say the kosher police were called in., jeffsilverman.com

Bad Pig, Bad Pig, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?, R.A.

"Pig in a Poke" was now taking on a whole new meaning for Hiram., R.A.

"Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my Mama said.", R.A.

Yeah, yeah, blame it on the wolf.  That's what all you pigs wanna do., R.A.

Hey buddy, don't you know it's not right to wear white shoes after labor day?, Alky

Alright Porky, for the last time...What did you do with the rabbit?, Alky