It's Your Turn to Be Funny #13!

After hearing Pastor Tim's sermon on 1 Peter 3:3,  Judy from the "Pink Angels Mo-ped Gang"  took to the streets in open rebellion.  Later that year she became saved, cut off her braided hair, and gave all of her jewelry to the poor. Note: She kept the mo-ped., jeffsilverman.com

Well, I guess that took care of her BAD HAIR day!, Jon McVay

Pippi Longstocking goes HOLLYWOOD!, Jon McVay

Miss Muffet, I THINK you've been dipping into the TUFFET juice again, HAVEN'T you!!  Hmmm?, Jon McVay

And THIS Motorcycle helmet is our latest HAIR CONDITIONED model., Jon McVay

Charles, I DON'T think this is what they meant at the HAIR REPLACEMENT INSTITUTE as HAIR PLUGS., Jon McVay

Martha Stewart Tip:  By hollowing out a bowling ball you no longer use, you can create a functional and attractive crash helmet., Susan

That Rogaine is simply amazing!, Camille

Now Mom needs a new bowling ball!, patsy f

Whoever said 'blondes have more fun'?, patsy f

Hot Item: The new Mary Kay helmet, Kathy Hess

The fierce hair worm has burrowed itself into an unsuspecting host., Adam C.

Medusa Lives!!!!!!!!!!, Scott from Maryville

DIRECTLY FROM THE FASHION RUNWAY'S IN PARIS, MARTHA

I'm stylin' now!  I just hope no one notices that my head isn't really shaved., Jacinda

You know, maybe I should have changed my hair-do when I robbed that bank - this one kinda stands out., Jacinda

It's one thing to be safe... another thing entirely to mess with the hair..., normac

I had to do SOMETHING to reduce the size of my head so the helmet would fit., masha

Worse case of hat hair, Mary Nelson

Oh, darling, didn't your mother teach you anything?  Those hairpieces are supposed to go directly on your HEAD, not on your HELMET!, Chris

But mom!  It's the latest fashion trend!  I hear even Britney Spears is "Crazy" for it!, Seth (Age 11)

There's a hole in my helmet, Dear Liza, Dear Liza.., Seth (Age 11)

Gee, what a girl has to go through for a custom fit!, Deana L.

As soon as this protective helmet comes off, these hair-plugs will look sooo Natural! , Keith

Pippi Longstocking was adamant about safety!, yeah, it's me again--TC

After what happened to Humpty, Rupunzel wasn't going anywhere without her helmet., Kim Gerety

Peacefully unaware that aliens had taken over her hair..., Kim Gerety

Guaranteed hair safe, Sandy Howery

I definitely should've taken this helmet off a long time ago., DanE

I didn't realize my hair was growing T H A T fast, and in braids, DanE.

New from the makers of "Chia-Pet" comes "Helmet Hair" just add water and watch the locks sprout., jeffsilverman.com

The law says that they must wear helmets, at least this way they can still get the wind in their hair!, Steven

I told you not to use the drill!, Steven

After the terrible accident during her tour of the Nair factory, Medusa's ability to lure sailors and their ships into the rocky shoals was diminished and she was forced to settle for fender benders in NYC., Esteban

I don't care what mamma said, I'm going to the park anyway.  There must be a bunch of kids on bikes. She'll never find me in all this traffic---I'll blend right in., Myra Fischer

Now...if I can just find a way to get my headphones on here..., Lisa Short

"Does this helmet make my hair look funny?", Mandy J.

Left one is to turn left...right one is to turn right....bottom one is reverse...and top one means stop!!!!!!, Kathy....Colfax, NC

New from K-Tel...it's the 'Chia Helmet', Melissa

Hey, maybe that cute crossing guard will notice me now!, BenjiDawg16

"Look, Mom, can I get MY hair like that, TOO!?!", Jana Shore

"It was no wonder that pig got arrested!  Look what he did to my helmet!!  I paid $19.95 for this...plus shipping and handling.", Jana Shore

Talk about a bad case of "hat hair!", Audie~*

Try new "Hair Gro."  Guaranteed to grow hair on anything!, Steve Dumas

mlspxcklsd to planet pklmgfgd come in.  Something has happened to my antenna.  Do you read me?, Steve Dumas

Guess I should have listened when Mom and Dad told me not to put gum in my hair,

ch..ch..ch..ch..ch..chia!, Merrill Hess

We're free!!!, chadj

disguise: to alter the dress or appearance of, so as to conceal the identity or true nature, chadj