It's Your Turn to Be Funny #15!

Some people will do anything for a buck., Becky from Kazoo

These ladies were GLAD to see a machine take over their jobs., Bruce

Your arm has been stuck like this How Long???, Cindy

yes sir, this is really how Blind people see what you look like, could you lift the other arm for me please?, -(o

If life is a bowl of cherries, why do I get all the pits?, Will Bearden

So, how do you tell whether you need deodorant or not ??, Judy from Texas

A little oil right here and you'll be good as new !!, Judy from Texas

This job really stinks!, Rhonda Clark Childress, TX

I regret ever having a good nose!, Rhonda Clark Childress, TX

How long does this take!, Rhonda Clark Childress, TX

If his underarms smell this bad I would hate to be the nose to smell his feet!, Rhonda Clark Childress, TX

I have GOT to get a new job., Mandy J.

Right guard is working fine, step forward, for left guard check., Fern G.

The four fragrances being tested in this trial are 1) Wet Dog, 2) Swamp Gas, 3) Summer Road Kill, and 4) Eau de Horse, Nick Brown

That's right Mr. McKay.  In this new Olympic event the four ladies should, in unison after a precise count, turn THEIR heads to the left and cough., Nick Brown

In this never before seen 40 year old archival photo from the former Soviet Union, we see another method of guaranteeing full employment as applicants are being investigated for suitability as human "no pest strips"., Nick Brown

We work very hard at the deodorant factory..., Jacinda

ok....you have clean underwear, now lets make sure you smell

good, just in case you get in an accident!, josc

Arm Pits for the poor, arm pits for the poor.  What?  That's not right?, Jon McVay

Yes, um hmmm, I'll have to try that on MY glasses., Jon McVay

You see we use the PIT hair for the bald spots.  What you say?  B.O. of the head?  No, no!, Jon McVay

The Surgeon General has determined that braiding pit hair MAY reduce cholesterol., Jon McVay

Hey you, #3, get your nose to the grind stone!, Jon McVay

Now class, put your nose right in the crease of the pit and blow real hard! You'll be surprised at what sounds come out!, Rebecca

Hey Phyllis!  These new "Odor-Eater" deodorants work like a charm!  I think I'll pick up some for Jim!, BenjiDawg16

Here at Right Guard, we don't just put our noses to the grindstone!, Carlton Allen

Honey, why can't you just believe me when I said I had used soap?, Deana L.

We feel kinda silly using these new choir microphones., Lorraine

P&G can't do animal testing anymore so they've recruited a bunch of men for there new deodorant testing., BarbInOhio

I really thought there was supposed to be more to do this job than sniffing armpits, Mildred!, BarbInOhio

They really trained us well for this new job.  In fact, they darn near cloned us., BarbInOhio

Let's see, that's number 1,742... and they're still in line out there!  This new deodorant is really reeling them in., BarbInOhio

If you've smelled one armpit, you've smelled 'em all., Mandy J.

Maybe if I squeeze harder on his bicep it will smell better under here., BarbInOhio

I don't think this is a very good way to find the intruder.  I know she said he had a bad smell in his armpits but, gee, couldn't she get more of a description than that?, BarbInOhio

Hazel, I told you.. you have to put your hand ON TOP of the shoulder.  Can't you do it like everybody else?  At least the guys know the position their arms are supposed to be in., BarbInOhio

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman., Mandy J.

This "up close and personal" has gone too far!, dc

Talk about 'hands-on' training..............!!, dc

Mildred got demoted to doin' what from this job!, Charlie

"The lights are on but nobody's home.", Charlie

When I agreed to this job no one mentioned the krazy glue!!!, ClammityJane

Hmmm a new style of line dancing, ClammityJane

Low-cost aroma therapy classes at Bubba's Gym., Charlie

Research has shown that a Mother can recognize their child by smell.  (proof that some are spoil rotten), Charlie

just put that belly on this plate - hold your breath and we'll be thru in no time, patsy

If I don't pass out, we'll go on with this test..........., patsy

Pit Stop!!!, chuk-e-dude

Is it just me or is she W-A-Y too close to my underarm?, DanE

HEY! How close does she have to get to know I DID use deodorant?, DanE

I must have been crazy to give up my chicken plucking job to take this pit plucking position!!, Sheila

Just checking 4 armpit-tosis. Ugghhh...found it..., J.eL.iS.sa

"TANGY!!!"said the man., fnny mon

"I can't get enough!  I'm addicted!!!", J.eL.iS.sa

Headline: Strip Searches ruled unconstitutional; Scratch and Sniff method now preferred., Scott In Maryville, TN

Something's *definitely* rotten in Denmark!, Jan

The EPA sniffers., Angie Hemric

(Intercom) Larry - go get Laverne - she has passed out again., Melissa Pulliam

During the early stages of World War II, the U.S. Government developed the "B.O. BOMB", capable of stinking a country into total submission. The program was later abandoned with the discovery of uranium., jeffsilverman.com

O Mom, looking for the right husband is a bitter task!!!, Astrid

416, 417, what did you say?  oh, darn now I've lost track. 1,2,3,, Kathie Martin

Why these ballerinas have to have their armpits waxed, I'll never know!!!!!!, S C

C'mon Mary, Try it.  They really do taste like chicken, Steven Chrisman

They bravely partook of a new experimental therapy aimed at bringing about their forgiveness of the man whose BO had blinded them years earlier., Jenny Lawson

....and I used to think sniffing glue was great., jim

Great deodorant makes me want to Eat You All up!!!!!!!, DEBBIE

a new move in dance 101?, Lisa

All the men had to be checked for the "Jungal Fungal" disease that only effects men, Lisa

All I can say is....they better be paying these women REALLLYYYYY good!!!!!!, Lisa

With blinder glasses on each of the women were asked to identify their husbands armpits., Lisa

Not my idea of a first date!, Lisa

Another reason why cloning should be banned, Brian <{{><

step out, step in and smell. Step out, step in and smell. Step out . . . ., Brian <{{><

Learn ballet... personal tutoring., jackie grissom