It's Your Turn to Be Funny #17!

What some guys will do to impress a girl., Jacinda

"There he is!  Hurry, let's get him back to the circus before something catches on fire!", Jacinda

Ya know, he could be very helpful to the fire department if he could reverse that to water., Jacinda

Boy!! Those Mexican peppers can really cause problems!, dc

When Simon speaks everyone listens!, Judy H.

In the 1980's flambéed pigeons became a popular new delicacy in Paris, France. Top chefs would sneak up on the birds and proceed to flambé' them. Unfortunately many phone lines were lost in this procedure., jeffsilverman.com

Notorious arsonist Tom "sizzlechest" Morgan, was finally captured after trying to burn down the Eiffel Tower., jeffsilverman.com

After Julio saw the parking ticket on his car, he became so angry that he erupted., Deana L.

Just ignore him!  He's always trying to get attention., Deana L.

Me thinks he took that Dragon-Naturally-Speaking course a bit too seriously!, KD

Rolaids. Tums. Alka Seltzer. You cant touch this!, J J

Now that was THREE alarm chili at its very best!, J J

You have no idea what heartburn is.  Now this is heartburn...see, J J

Talk about morning breath...., Cricket

That's right! I said "if he had the chili, I don't want any!", DanE

Pass the Maalox please!, Truman Eells

Got a light? Oh yeah hold on a sec *glug glug* WHOOSH! Thanks man!, Daveed

Habanera peppers: 2 for 1 sale., Bruce

Brother John being led by a pillar of fire???, Lisa

That was a jalapeno, not a pickle, you goober! Arnold

Maybe if I stand here long enough like this, that pharmacist will deliver that antacid., dee

And now for my NEXT impersonation..... GODZILLA!  Whoosh!, Jon McVay

there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight, patsy

that's the last time I eat jalapeno's at los nopolitos, patsy

And here is the NEW and IMPROVED camouflaged version of the FLAME THROWER!, Jon McVay

Wow!  That's great!  Cooked our Duck while in FLIGHT! Now that's what I call FAST FOOD!, Jon McVay

Um James?  Your Bible interpretations don't need to be QUITE so VIVID!  Okay?!, Jon McVay

New York's cheap answer to their pigeon problem., Jamie Guinn

Quick Maw!  Get the hot dogs afore he goes out!, Charlie

To my Valentine: I send you my picture to prove my burnin' desire for you. Love, Flamethrower, Charlie

John has a tendency to get "all fired up" over nothing., Customer Service-bert

Boy, am I glad the gas didn't escape from the other end...!, Chris

Oh!  THAT's why I'm supposed to take this medicine with plenty of water!, Chris

Pastor Tim blows his, "cool"?, Fern G.

I said jalapeno not habanera, sue scaglione

Why don't you run into that pharmacy and get something for that., chadj

If we're ever on survivor, we need to take this guy. They never have fire until its given to them., chadj

Sometimes it feels good to let it all out., chadj

The early stages of what you thought couldn't happen. That's right, internal combustion., Nick Spragg

It's so hot that I could..., Steve

Well, I guess this makes me Not "lukewarm"., Melissa in NC

The one time that the phrase, "goodness, gracious, great balls of fire" would be under- explained., ~Bri

I'm betting after this act, there will be multiple people using "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire" as a joke reference for what I did, ~Bri

Yie-e-e-e-e-e !  That was some hot Chili !!, Judith from Texas

Go ahead, have the jalapenos, he says. How bad could it be, he says., Jeff Peppers

You said you wanted a light?, Joanne

A little help here!?!?!?!, Julie

That heartburn medicine is not working.  (Note the "Pharmacy" behind him), Noah Jon & Rob

GOT GAS!!, Jennifer

AAAHHHHHHHHH If that was a medium curry I don't want to try the hot one!!!!!!!!! WATER SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS OF WATER, Ian & Ange

wow. morning breath dude., your bud branko

I told you not to smoke around me and that I had gas!, Craig Horton

Come out of the building or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn down your building, Bruce

Ha ha, those American tourists will eat anything. . ., Leah

Beware Spain's parking lot enforcer - able to melt your car to a puddle., Brian <-><

"Burp"., Jo

I wish he'd learn how to use a flashlight., Bob Steppan

Does it seem a little hotter today than yesterday??, Lainey

Okay now scouts this is the 21st century, we don't rub sticks together any more to start a fire., Bob Steppan

Now that's what you call a hot date., Bob Steppan

Honest to goodness fire and brimstone preacher, Linda

Now that I can do this, I can blow up my neighbor's ever annoying parrot!!, Jana Shore

They need to put more warnings on that Hot & Spicy chicken!, Ryan