It's Your Turn to Be Funny #18!

I think you misunderstood - its 2 dollars per PERSON, not per CAR!!, ~Bri

A trucker's worst nightmare- needing to unload his haul at a weigh station and then reloading., ~Bri

Moving used to be fun dear, but God said fill the earth, not pack it down., Sue

Well, that's ONE way to beat the rush hour traffic., Jon McVay

And you'll note over the front wheels are the emergency exits.  Cabbies, take your seats for take off., Jon McVay

I don't think this is one of Mercedes Benz better ideas., Jon McVay

I mean to tell ya, this is NOT gonna save you from land mines., Jon McVay

WOW!  Where's the party???, Jon McVay

New Sci-fi thriller!  Attack of the Desert Vagabonds!!!, Jon McVay

ACME MOVING....We move the world.....All at once, J J

Why didn't we just drive ourselves to camp!, William M. Hanselman

"Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed", Teresa Nunez

"Excellent!  Now let's find a phone booth!", Camille

Sorry, we have picked up enough hitch hikers already., Kim Gerety

Yeah, we got room for one more. Hop on!, Bruce

Hi, I am from the Safety Department., Kim Gerety

I knew that bargain rate I found on the web was too good to be true., Connie Frazee

And you thought the Beverly Hillbillies could pack it in., Laurie M

Get out of the way, Habeeb... our truck is winning the annual desert trek contest!, Heather

As I was going to St Ives, I met several men with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack...well you get the point., Rachel

Excuse me, could I...well, what I really need is...um, well...oh, never mind, I'll walk., Rachel

What do you mean the spare tire is on the bottom?, Rod

Driver:  Only one carry-on, I told them -- only one carry-on!!, Jan Kinney

Ugh, honey, how many of your relatives are coming to visit this weekend?, Deana L.

truck # 1 wins the people towing contest by 30 feet and 1 turban, Lisa

NO WAY! we CANNOT hold one more box!!!!!!!!!, Lisa

Jump on up here, Ahmand!  I saved a spot for you right here!, Deana L.

"zoom zoom" (a Mazda commercial over seas), Julie ;)

*Gasp* here comes the guard... Quick help me hide the elephant!, Daveed

No, the Guinness Record is 40 people on 1 truck. Sorry., Daveed

But Honey, you said my family could come for a visit!, K.Pashuk

A new way to save on Drive In Movies., Daveed

Then you said "All travel agents are the same!"..., K.Pashuk

"Mama, take down the wallpaper, we are moving!", Ardyce Hutson

Whoa, which princess's birthday is it?, Katie

Okay, not funny - who pushed me off?  Let me back up, and this time I get in the middle., Jacinda

..and you're all going to hear Pastor Tim?, DanE

Moses, where are we going?, Dawn from Pa.

Hey, I believe in carpooling as much as the next guy - but this is ridiculous!, K. Jones

Consumer Reports said these trucks are unsafe in sharp turn tests, jim walker

Some times you have to go a bit off the beaten path to dodge those weight scales., K.D.

What do you mean the next rest stop is 420 miles from here?, K.D.

Abduhl's friends heard that he hit the lottery and decided to come to the city to pay him a visit., K.D.

anyone have any duct tape over here, terry ohl

Are these tires Firestones?, Suzeq

aw, c'mon Tim, i wanna go too...don't just leave me here!...i've been wanting to go to the big rock in the desert for ages...will giving you my special box of tomatoes make any difference?, Julie

We've got our beds now WHERE'S THE BREAKFAST???, dc

Preparing for Boy Scout Jamboree 2001, Francine

After finding that all it took was one extra straw to break a camels back, we switched to Mercedes Benz., Hugebert

You just can't beat the cost at "BUDGET TOURS"...but the last trip I took...I went to Iraq & my luggage went to Iran!  Then there's the little problem with the sand between your teeth, Ardy Larsen

Did everybody remember to pee?, Ron Beck

I know we left the other truck around here somewhere, but where?, Leamon

After the great "Camel Strike of 82" trucks were brought in to replace the picketing camels., jeffsilverman.com

After being pardoned by outgoing president Bill Clinton, these Egyptian lawyers went back to work for Marc Rich., jeffsilverman.com

This is the last time that I make my travel arrangements with price line, Dewayne

Saddam is building up his forces once again., Chad J.

and you thought the subways were crowded, cassidy

Going my way?, Al Funk

What a great sale at Wal-Mart!, Laura

I promise this is the last time I'll ask you to help me move !!, Judy from Texas

Mercedes Unimog, new International test team., Branko

Hope we didn't forget anything!, Brian Wiegand

He-he, well, we are having "loads of fun in the sun...", Jana Shore

I wish Tim would choose a church closer to town....., Camille

Hey, we lost the guy who was supposed to be sitting on this!, Joe Sewell

why does he always get to sit in the front!, cindy e

...And they wandered in the desert forty years........, cindy e

I think we gonna see a Mercedes Bend...., Phillip Way

This is the way to the landramat, right?, K.D.

Ya say we're outta gas ? There's a guy up here that's plumb-full, could fill both tanks & have extry ! Whew !, Kimbel

Pardon me, But do you have any Grey-poupon ?, Kimbel

What do you mean grandma fell off forty miles ago, she had the gas card!!, Judy H

Alright, I think we might have a stow-away., Kimbel

Umm, Where's Waldo ?!?!?!, Kimbel

Sound the alarm !!! Man over board !!!, Kimbel

The wheels on the truck go round-n-round, round-n-round, round-n-round..., Kimbel

Dang!!!! I think I put the keys in the black suitcase on the bottom, Ken Faulkner

<whine, whine> Are we there yetttt ????????????????, Kimbel

ALRIGHT!  Let's go snap some Pokemon pictures!, BenjiDawg16

Pastor Tim finally took that missions trip to Africa with all his church buddies., BenjiDawg16

...but, if I sat there wouldn't I be in your way? Plus, it's gotta be awful hot on the hood., DanE

"Hey, Moses!  Are you sure there's a Texaco close-by?  I feel as if we've been driving in circle for years!", Tanya

Boeing employee carpools, Kits