It's Your Turn to Be Funny #19!

I've heard of TIGHT parking spots but THIS is RIDICULOUS!!, Jon McVay

I said drive forward GENTLY!, Jon McVay

Well, I guess YOUR car ISN'T more powerful than HIS!, Jon McVay

Jim was a little late for work today, so he decided to squeeze in behind the other black cars.  Who would notice?, Sonia

I saw the parking space first!, Dave Emery

The MIB are checking for alien life forms., Chilly Bean

Parallel Parking 101, Jan

Boy, some people will do ANYTHING to avoid feeding the meter., Joe Sewell

Well, the FRAME compression test worked., Joe Sewell

I've GOT to get me a car like the one in back!, Joe Sewell

The parking space problem in New York is no longer a problem., identity crisis

I said I was THINKING about having a compact car., identity crisis

See! I told you I could find a parking space in front of the mall!, Christine

Does this mean that I failed my driving test?, Christine

You need to let the clutch out easier., Daveed

I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could!!, Deana L.

Here I Come, Ready or Not., Bobbie Walker

Now where did you say you parked the car dear?, Sharron Hayward

Vertical parking only., Judy H

All these people think I'm leaving a note to give you my address

After the 'tool man' added 'more power!' <grunt, grunt>, the car flew into the air...., Jacinda

"Everybody up front, we'll get in this parking place somehow.", Janetka

Yeah, I know..it looks bad, but my wife insisted on driving me to work this morning. You should have seen the last time she was mad & drove me to work., Kimbel

I tipped that guy $10 for this ??? Valet parking isn't what it used to be., Kimbel

Alright...where is the camera ?? Come on, I just KNOW I have to be on Candid camera...Please tell me I am on Candid Camera ?!?!, Kimbel

Sorry, Umm we've been trying to train our Big Red Dog (Clifford) to put his toys away after he plays with them. I guess he didn't get the point., Kimbel

(Yawn) These morning commutes are getting longer & longer. I need another cup of coffee. (yawn), Kimbel

I got here first., Paget Moran

Bill Clinton- Thinks he can get away with anything., Kim Gerety

I got all the options leather, CD, power steering ,and anti stop brakes., Kevin Higginson

Cupid's arrow strikes again., Paul M.Bradley

Just act normal, maybe no one will notice., J J

thats gonna leave a mark, debby ohl

Are you sure you've driven with a clutch before?, Melissa

"And you say Endowment For The Arts funded this???", Kevin Watkins

"He's one of the best stuntmen I know, but he's terrible about cleaning up after himself!", Kevin Watkins

guy one~ ahhhhhhhh, whoa that's freaky *guy two~i know a car falling from the sky *guy one~ no, what i mean that guy over there looks just like me!, fuzzy me!

I know I should have never let my teenage daughter pick me up from work!, fuz gurl!

it's a bird it's a plane~no it's uncle harry's car~huh(?), fuz

"Oooops...I hope Pastor Tim can afford insurance!!", Jana Shore

It IS the wrong color, but at least it has 4-wheel drive front!, dc

Just wait until Firestone hears about this one!!, d

next time i say i will share my meter with you, give me a chance to move will ya., king branko

Strange how since the rapture you still can't find a parking place in New York City..., Debby Ohl

"well, that's not something you see every day.", Tiff W.

hey dude look at the bright side~ what's the chances of that happening again!?!, fuzgurl~

PpPpastor Tim.... um, is that yur car under~mine?, fuzzy~me

Oh my gosh, Jenna I broke a nail!, Carrie

Honestly, I'll Never again let your Grandmother drive after she has been to one of those Monster Truck Rallies !!!, Kimbel

Ya know BillyBob, I think those little mirrors mighta been telling the truth afty all..that there object was a closer than it appeared !! Whatcha know bout that ?!?!?! Quick take me a picture ! Ma won't never believe this one !, Kimbel

Lets see..was that 1-800-Geiko, or 1-800-Gecko ?!?!?, Kimbel

I know I left my car right here somewhere......., cindye

charles was terribly sure he had just put his chauffeurs license in jeopardy......, cindye

Boy, traffic was bumper to bumper today., Kimbel

I will not drive while using cell phone, I will not drive while using cell phone, I will not drive while...., Kimbel

(Wife to husband.)  Why?  Why is it so hard for you men to ask for directions?, Jenny

<(silently thinking to himself)> I wonder if I stand here & stare in disbelief, if they will think I am just a passer by & not actually a part of this accident., Kimbel

I just KNEW this stupid Tie was bad luck !!!, Kimbel

Even more Proof that no-one wants to miss Pastor Tims sermons... they drive like maniacs just to get here in time, & to find a good parkin' spot !, Kimbel

Spare tire anyone??, ~Brian

The horrors of letting my mother drive!!, ~Brian

Parallel Parking Mafia Style, April Schiemenz

"Wow" the meter maids are tuff around here when your time runs out, Dewayne

Hmmm, I guess you ARE the author of the phrase "Road Rage"!, Donna Ball

This is the last time I use the discount parking lot., Dave

scenes from our next episode of E.R., Chadj

Do you think Dad will lend me the keys again??, Bethany M.

THIS is what happens, WhenYouParkTooCloseToSomeoneThatHasAn"ANGER"Issue.  :), Kimbel

What kind of a "Specialty Ordered" Hood ornament is that ?!?!?!, Kimbel

Should have never taken that K-mart drivers training course!, Bryan Roberts

Shedding dead skin, jodi

I always wondered what happens to those vehicle Superman saves people from. . ., Leah

Darn! I lost my contact lenses while trying to park., Jeremiah McMannis

that reverse gear has never worked, kylie sullivan

Dad, do i really have to practice parallel parking in front of the congressional meeting., jon

Parking down under, Sharon Liddycoat

I KNOW it is parallel parked, but you still don't pass your drivers test!, John Holliday

"It was the guy in the red jacket! I swear!", Lainey Crawford

Road rage has shed light on a new subject: Parallel parking rage., Lainey

How do we get out of this Ollie?????, Terry C.

Well Officer, do you see the parking lot on top of that building?, Kyle Hale

Volvo tests out their new self-parking car. Much to the dismay of the owner of the Porsche it just ran over., Nick Covington

hey who's car is this????????????, ruthie