It's Your Turn to Be Funny #2!

911, Please Hold., TC

Your highway funds in operation., D.C.

Plan now for your emergency!, Lynn

Robert Bogucki scenic walk starts here., Paula J Perth, Australia

ET: forget about home!, Paula from OZ home of these signs

"OK, so I forgot the decimal point between the 7 and 4 . No one will notice!"., Dave Moyers

"A call to die for!", Dave Moyers

The way Pastor Tim drives, it is only 1 hour ahead., Woody Woodruff

What?!? The town of "Emergency" only has a phone, no rest stop!, Kim Gerety Omaha, NE

After getting way too many prank phone calls the Australian police have come up with a bizzare way to discorage them!, Domista Marko

Gertie continues her LaMaze breathing technique., Juney

Date: 2050  Place: Mars., Francine

Just look on the bright side Ivan, by the time we get there the bleeding will have stopped, and you'll be in heaven with Jesus!!!!!, Jeff Silverman

Speed limit: 35., Jeff

Breathe in--breathe out and don't push--whatever you do!!!!!, Al Lawson

Tom, I know its only a paper cut,  but this may be your last time to ask Jesus into your heart., Jeff Silverman

Well, Franz, that's the last sign we have to install.  What did they give us all these decimal point dots for?, William

So, how far is that in American?, SwtMelis99

After a Ceasar Salad lunch, Juan informed his friend Miguel that in case of an emergency, CPR was not an option, but he would drive as fast as he could., Jeff Silverman

After much legal advise, Firestone decided to move their emergency hot line out of consumer reach!!!, Jeff Silverman

On next sign: "Please have exact change."., Chris

"Look honey, the little town of 'KM' is just ahead and we can use the bathroom there!, Judy Wood

Either that sign is on the wrong side of the road, or we're headed for a major collision!, Barb Pagac

You know your in the sticks when., Jillian

PRAY., Idella Mullins

If you cross your legs tighter, Honey, the baby will wait!, Imogene Johnson

GOOD LUCK!!!, Sharon

Telephone Crossing., unknown