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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #21!

CleanLaugh regulars suggested 463 captions for the picture below!
The top 107 are below.  They appear in random order.
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Sniff, sniff.  Hey, do you smell smoke?, Sharron Hayward

fire marshal bill is sure proud of this years recruits, Debby o

This is a Kodak moment., Steve Peelor

Of course we take our job seriously chief. WHY?, Steve Peelor

Mandatory coffee brake, Reg 136.78 A. Sir., Steve Peelor

Someone break out the weenies & marshmallows, John Risener

I think we have time for one last shot..., Randy Holloway

Holy Smokes !!!!!, Kimbel

Guy with hand on his head. thinking to himself:  was it "MY" turn to bring the water hose ?!, Kimbel

The day the small towns water-well dried up, proved to be a bad day for some, but a great photo opportunity for others., Kimbel

"Hey guys, I don't know if this will work with all of that backlighting.", Casey Henry

inspector Clouseau becomes a fire fighter., Jeff Clarke

We're on Candid Camera aren't we, I know we're on Candid Camera, Judy from Texas

Wadda ya talkin' ?  The Union says we only have to work 2 hrs., Judy from Texas

They did not dial 911!, Steven

We will get the new guy to do it!, Steven

Well, hey! How was I supposed to know Charlie used the water to fill his pool?, Russ States

Our Labor Union hasn't reached an agreement yet., Jugy Hunter

Did I remember to unplug the iron?, Russ States

Hey Zeke, take the picture already...I gotta get the hose right quick-like!!, d

Please, just one more for the training manual!!, dc

Uh, "COLIN", can you tell us about the scene behind you??!!, d

Gee boss, well yeah, the fire...but uh, this IS the first call for the new men!!, dc

The graduating class of the Fireman's Academy 1968 celebrated recently with a hot dog roast at the former home of Mrs. Nellie Percival......, Masha

Okay, which one of us is going to tell Jim that he has gone "overboard" with his new digital camera?, Sue Griffith

As the whole crew poses in front of the fire marshal's newly renovated house, Fireman Jim scratches his head and wonders "Now where did I leave that darn cigar?"., Baaer Whiddon

Thank you for supporting the Opportunities For The Blind Foundation., A.W.

This is what happens when demented men play with powerful toys!, Russ Bales

A souvenir picture of your house burning down., Jacinda

Oh great! Fine time to take the fire truck in for a oil change!, Karen

The foundation savers, Marissa

... and don't our boys in the local Volunteer Fire Department look great in their uniforms, as they await their fire truck., Joe Sewell

Hurry up and take it, Al. Our backs are getting hot!, Nancy

We're just VOLUNTEERS after all., Joe O

I just love a parade!!, Mary P.

Hi mom!, Mary P.

Group hug.  Ok back to work., KING BRANKO

Sis is cooken again., KING BRANKO

"Ah, come on!...it's past 5:00.  What say we just let this one go, huh guys?", O. Allred

Smile and say, "FIRE!!!!!!!!!", josc

This is what would happen if your fire insurance was handled by an HMO., Michael Poland

The annual reunion of the "Firemen who love to play with matches" support group., Michael Poland

Things got heated at the picket line., Karl

The work creation scheme was a resounding success., Karl

Gee Whiz!  What WON'T a fireman do to get in the News Paper., Jon McVay

The Feud with the McCoys comes to an end., Jon McVay

Well, so much for that controlled brush burn., Jon McVay

"Fire, what fire?", Bob

Fireman discover that Sears has a new background., Tina Parr

Do you really think this picture will make it on the cover of Fireman's Quarterly?, BarbInOhio

Say, Melted Cheese!, Paul Boroughs

Hi. We're the Newcastle FD. I'm Larry. That's Daryl, that's Daryl. Over there's Daryl Right next to me is my sister Darlene...I dunno who the rest of these guys are...anyone bring marshmallows, Bazooka Jim

Well pastor Tim DID say he wanted to do some remodelling...., fuzzy 4 Jesus

Does anybody remember what we volunteered for?, Gary McMullin

Relax. We get paid by the hour., Mandy j

We'z all laid back down hyere in tha south., PowDuck

Whew!!!  We finally put that water out!!!, BenjiDawg16

I think Sears has gone a little too far with their picture taking., BenjiDawg16

Fire Chief to Crew: "Now, then, let's review the procedure once again before we get started.", Jennie

The first shift firefighters clocked out and waited dutifully for the second shift to arrive, not wanting to leave the fire unattended., Jennie

Nero fiddled while Rome burned!, Vi

This Department has never lost a chimney., Charlie

well ya said that ya wanted to get rid of the house......oh ya ment that ol ramshackle house next door' ooops!!!!!!, nottosuremyself

Hey, look honey, me and the guys got to play with the firefighter stuff!, Jamelly

the cowardly firefighter association, Amanda J

The cast of survivor takes another promo shot during the "house of flames" immunity challenge. The winning team won smores., jeffsilverman.com

Winners in the category "People unclear on the concept",

OK..OK...Take the picture! NOW can we get to work, here?, Pattie

Excuse me gentlemen, but have you noticed a little problem., Woody

"hey you don't get this good background always", Talabi M.O.

The boys of the Gooberville Fire Department, just couldn't quite remember what they forgot the day of the big Swenson fire., Steve-erino

So, The fireman's ball will be held outside next year., C.J.

Team pictures that you never get to see!, Lew Ryan

where's the fire?, cindye

Bob (far left, back row) wondered if this was really a good time for a group shot..., cindye

The Berkley High Arson Club of 1963, Jane

"Tommy locked the keys in the fire truck again.", S. Embry

"Tommy just couldn't resist switching the gas and water signs on the fire truck.", S. Embry

The parish volunteer fire department started checking the Tithe lists..., S. Embry

Canada's finest take a moment to warm themselves by the fire before going back to their hockey match., jeffsilverman.com

Well, you win some and you lose some...., Suzanne

I know the sign says,' Private Property and No Trespassing', but Captain, what if we just stand here and shot some water at it?, Suzanne

hey we're the first here! quick take our picture before someone else shows up!, Steve, NC

OK, everybody smile!  Click.  Oops, I forgot the flash.  OK, there it is.  Once again, smile!  Click.  OK, Tom wasn't smiling.  Let's try that again.  Click.  Uh, oh.  Sam had his eyes closed.  One more time..., Rich Robbins

This is what happens when you get to the fire before the truck!, zoogie

Just like in the Navy....hurry up and wait, hurry up and wait, zoogie

good job boy's,

Ya all come back now ya hear?!, Darlene Arkell

"Did the flash work?", Kevin

Good friends, a crackling fire....it just doesn't get any better!, Jim Jones

"Hurry up Mom take the Photo, we got work to do", Tony Carey

Excuse us...we're trying to find 235 Oak St. Is it around here somewhere?, Joyce Terry

OK guys, one more time -- the green hose is water, the blue one is gasoline., Joyce Terry

we got such a small town that this is the only fire we've ever put out... better get a picture while we can or else we probably wont get another for another 5 years!, radical for Christ

who could ever forget fire marshal Bills housewarming, debbyo

"Golly...that is the biggest fire we've ever seen.  You mind jumping out of that window and getting our picture quick?", Rich Cary of Ohio

It's 5:00 and no more overtime., Connie Rodriguez

I know that we have to put out the fire, but the chief says we gotta cooperate with the press., R States

How are we going to explain to the chief that we lost the truck in a checker game?, R States

This is the Prozac Fire Department...how may we help you?, Carol Welcomb

Perhaps you are all wondering why I gathered you here today?, Steve Blume

What was the house number again?, Margaret Wethington

Congratulations to the McKenzie household... they're our 1,000th burning building!!, Nick Alexander

How in the world am I supposed to smile with that woman screaming., Maury Wood, II

This is going to be the best family photo yet! , Dominique

This is going to be our best Christmas card photo ever!, Julie

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