It's Your Turn to Be Funny #22!

Alas! The church finally confirmed their suspicions that Pastor Tim was indeed from another planet., Teresa Fish

Man, I really hate these three legged hikes,  ouch my poor dogs, sharron hayward

Nobody's gonna notice....., Camille

Uh, is this one mine?, Camille

You put your third leg in, and you wash it all about., Barb

Ya so, if you had three you'd wash 'em one at a time as well., Branko

Hi Mom.  I grew another foot since last I saw you...., Chris

I knew I should have joined the circus ... then I could have afforded, Jan

two's company, three's a pain to wash, Steve

Sergeant: "Men, I know this is very rough terrain and we have a long road ahead of us. That's why it is very important that we ration our food and water supplies until we... Where's private Smith?, Randy Holloway

"Be an army soldier. Accomplish amazing feats!", Karl

The smell of victory is always better than the smell of deFEET!, Randy Holloway

Man, I wish I'd have spent the extra and bought another boot., RStates

I cant believe this thing is a part of MY body. yuck, J J Carrier

Lack of proper footwear continues to pose problems for the reigning county champ of the 3-legged foot race., J. Terry

The worlds first clone dealing with that extra limb that stinks even worse!, Sue Scaglione

One in three feet is dirty, Jean

Dear Mom:  I grew another foot while in the service . . . . ., Charlene

Ok Fidel! find yourself another food taster, I don't want to grow an extra arm too., Connie Rodriguez, El Centro

When he was sure no one was looking, Castro quickly watered his 3rd foot, O. Allred, MT

I've got to get my family and move away from under those power lines., O. Allred, MT

Why didn't I test that potion before I drank it?, Mazon

I've got to get out of that nuclear plant!!!, Greg Huffer, Lebanon, Indiana

Do three feet really make a yard?, Pastor Dan

"I hate having two left feet.", Jeff Clarke

How many feet do you have?, Mary

Ya so what if I use 50% more water than you, so what., Woody

You put your middle foot in, you put your middle foot out..., Nick Brown

I've been drinking milk from genetically engineered cows since I was a kid.  Hasn't affected me a bit., Nick Brown

Hold on, Pete!!  I'll give it back really quick!!  Just need to wash off this mud ya' walked through!!, BenjiDawg16

This Rent-a-Gag really works!!  Frank is already staring!, BenjiDawg16

My father saw no reason why he shouldn't dabble in cloning research., Diane

The Army makes no exceptions: Only 2 boots each!!!!, Ruth

The footage that made hime famous, Ruth

Man! Why don't they ever put on a "buy two, get one free shoe sale?", PowDuck

Navy Seals with clean feet fetishes, on the next Geraldo!!, Chris Burgett

One of these things is not like the other one of these things is not the same...........KING BRANKO, Branko

It is not fun being a tripod, Mary Ann Simms

I use to say, "God only knows how he keeps one step ahead of me." Now we ALL know how he does it., Yvonne

"I've got a leg up on good hygiene.", Bill W.

Gideon's army would approve of this method., Heather

Why did my Mama name me "Yard"?, Charlie

After Jesus had washed their feet in the upper room, Peter remembered about his OTHER foot....., jeffsilverman.com

I have a leg up on you!, Stacey noel

Well !! I do only have two Hands !!!, Kimbel

<whisper, whisper> Man, back at base camp, when Abdul said he had 2 left feet, I didn't think he meant it literally !, Kimbel

I'm tellin' ya guys, I just went behind that boulder for a minute & everything was fine, then out of no where This UFO sucks me up.  When I get back down here, I realize something just isn't the same !, Kimbel

This Christian employs a perfect balance of faith and service by washing the feet of the unseen., Debby o

You put your RIGHT foot IN... You put your RIGHT foot OUT..., Ronnie

stretch forth thy withered...... hand???, fuz gurl

Look Ma, three legs!!, Laura

I saw this on Survivor last week and it worked for those guys, Melissa Pulliam

The sanitary guidelines out here are very, very strict !, Kimbel

Its always good to put ur best foot forward, Kat Green

Just another day on Three Mile Island, Mike Marshall

I would have settled for eyes in the back of my head!, Tina Davis

Above is a photo of the world hackey-sack champion.  You'll notice his slight advantage..., jamestbfraser

World champion 3-legged race winner..., jamestbfraser

By his 21st birthday, he had grown a WHOLE FOOT!, jamestbfraser

Mama always said "cleanliness is next to quadliness . . . .", Jan Moreno

After I wash my foot, I want to take a picture of that three legged dear over their!, Amir

Now is know why our new house next to the nuclear plant was so cheap! But now I will make a fortune showing off my third leg!, Brigitt Lay

The latest attempt at bioengineering the perfect soldier produced some interesting results., Doug Paul

"What was I thinking? Volunteer for duty at Area 51???", Doug Paul