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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #23!


CleanLaugh regulars suggested 150 captions for the picture below!
The top 68 are below.  They appear in random order.
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Do you think this fellow knows about the Domino Effect ??, Judy from Texas

Go Fish !!!, Judy from Texas

Now listen men, When we storm Microsoft headquarters...., Ruth

so that's what a 'screen dump' means!, Ruth

Hmmm. I feel like I'm being watched I tell ya!, Annie Allen

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!, J J

This is the only way I know that I can watch all 100 stations I get on the Cable TV......AT ONCE!, Jon McVay

When I said I needed 100 monitors, I meant LIZARDS., Jon McVay

Clinton's somewhat DUBIOUS garage sale., Jon McVay

"SHEEK!" I see a mouse over there!, Kelly

I could sell more if we had electric power in my tent!!!, Steve

Comadore64 good for nightlights, not much more., Steve

This is a good way to keep tract of my wives!!!!!, Steve

You can see "P", but does PCU?, Randy Holloway

Now, which of these would make the perfect gift for Fatima?, Masha

"Hey!  These suckers are closing in!", Camille

My brother in law told me these monochrome monitors would be worth some big money some day!!, Walter Smith

It is not an easy matter shopping for Sheik Ali's harem., J. Terry

How am I going to fit all these on the camel?, ~*GRACE*~

Do these come with free web connection?, ~*GRACE*~

AMOON:SO ASHEESH, DO YOU SELL ALOT OF COMPUTERS? ASHEESH: NO. BUT THE GUY WHO SELLS ME ALL THESE, NOW HE SELLS ALOT OF COMPUTERS., JOE ERVIN

The "ATMS" (after tornado monitor sale) brought 'em in by the bus load., dc

Let me guess, the hard drives crashed!!, dc

Visitors from around the world gaze in amazement as they stroll through the fabled "Computer's Graveyard"., J. Terry

The Firestone "PC" was eventually recalled due to "surfing tread" complications., jeffsilverman.com

Pardon me, but could you tell me if this is the black market?, Mary Nelson

Welcome to the international headquarters of Big Brother, Bruce

The Monitor is not nearly as exciting as my Cobras in the good old days, Sue-z-q

The "Arabian Online Chatting Convention" took place in Jordan this year, some of the seminar titles included: "Chatting Honestly While Picking Up Harems Online", "How To Be The Sheik, When You're Really A Computer Geek" and "Chatting Like You Have A Rolls In The Garage and Not A Camel., jeffsilverman.com

Saddam's garage sale after the Gulf War., Billy

"Hummm, now which one did he say actually worked?", Billy

Bill and Hillary Clinton (next to van), take their "Tech Flea Market" overseas to pay for Chelsea's education., jeffsilverman.com

"I've only got $10.00 left in the Scud missile budget from the last yard sale, but it looks like any of these will do a multiple missile guidance program"., Billy

wouldn't it be easier to get satellite?, KEVSMOM

I am zee Bill Gates, I am Zee Bill Gates, ..., Kimbel

Stop staring at me!, LBJohnson

It's true... the U.S. has been selling weapons technology to third world countries.  BTW, anybody see "Wargames"?, www.nickalexander.com

The weather is so beautiful here we just found no need for a walls and a roof at our office., PowDuck

Your tax-deductible monitory donation can bring hope to a dying world., www.nickalexander.com

"Excuse me, but what can I get with my $5?", Chloe

Save the world, one computer at a time., Mary Ann Simms

and you think future shop has alot of computers, Corrina

Wow, I could have a monitor for each of my wives!, James

HEY! HEY! THESE DON'T TIP OVER LIKE DOMINOES! WHERE'S THE GUY THAT SOLD ME THESE!, Bob

In the news: Saudi Arabia, Grand opening of future shop., Heath Armstrong

Ah-ha!  This is where Pastor Tim keeps his stash..., Jana Shore

Abdul is about to take on the computers for the chess championship, Steverino

I traded two camels for this???, Doug Paul

Playing the Saudi version of "Let's Make a Deal", Abdul finally saw what he chose behind camel number 3., Doug Paul

Now everyone, watch as the Amazing Ahmed tips over the first computer and all the others will go tumbling in a row., drockbox

"I brake for yard sales" especially when they're dirt cheap!, Gar Bear

guy in the pink hat: I love this brand new technology!, Julie P

Oh these new Wally-Marts have such a selection to choose from., Kimbel

OK how many camels will it take to get these home...hmm, Kimbel

Though not complete, the Iraqi air traffic control center had come a long way., Kevin from Kankakee Il

All computers come with a bonus subscription to "Clean Laugh"!, John Cassells

Hmmm...I like that one over there...it will make a nice anchor for my boat!, Rich Cary, Ohio

Do you really have to Monitor my every move?, Joyce Locklear

Bill Gates Yard Sale, Mitchell BeShears

Oh! you mean we were suppose to use dominoes, B.C. Roland

Wow, when the advertisement said "Drop Shipment Available" they WEREN'T kidding!, Charlene

I wonder if one will make my carpet fly faster, Fred

Hey, Mahesh, turn around... LOOK, there's some 386's back here., BarbInOhio

OOONO OOONO if I don't find that disc with Sadam's hidden gold vaults it's no more trips to Morocco for me., sieb BRANKO

Anybody seen my Dell??????, Steve Morrison

I am not addicted to the Net!!!, Charles J. Maggard

yes, I need them all.  I need to send a very long e-mail!, Greg Huffer  Lebanon, Indiana

That would make one for each room & one extra for the garage...., Valerie Hope


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