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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #24!


CleanLaugh regulars suggested 207 captions for the picture below!
The top 65 are below.  They appear in random order.
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Man that is the last time I ask for a push from a trolley., sharron hayward
Man, these new PARALLEL parking slots don't leave ya much room any more., Jon McVay
This new red bumper really works, no damage to my bus!!!, Steve
The little red truck that thought he could., Steve
...and this concludes our demonstration on how to make a compact vehicle., Wally
Honey, I told you not to park at the bus stop!, Papa Steve
Gawllleeee Cousin Goober, when you mean to park somewhere, you park there!, Cousin
"Tired of not being able to park that 'Big Ole' SUV?  Let us help at 'Compacts R US'"., Billy
Mr. Davis wonders how this will affect his request for additional funding of the driver's ed. program at Lofley High,
Martha, ... Don't ask me for another sandwich until we get there!, Matthew Sirmons
"You wouldn't believe how much I've increased my gas mileage since I welded my truck to these buses.", Horatio
Using chains or braces to connect the tram simply seemed too old fashioned to reach today's generation., Hezz
Now you can be the first to own the new "Compact TRUCK!!!"  Buses not included., BenjiDawg16
Dang!!  Everytime I forget to pay my insurance!!, BenjiDawg16
The public transport strike continues to put the crush us all, stay tuned when you'll hear frank bruno of public transport say, " I'll fix your little red wagon!", Sue-z-q
Anyone want a sandwich?, Lynn
Latest Oreo's, Jean
Look, Ma, no brakes!!, Jana Shore
I see you've O-Deed on Mentos again!, Annie T. Allen
The Annual Cable Car Demolition Derby has just begun!, Charlene
Ok, OK, so reading Pastor Tim's jokes and driving don't mix! , Billy
Now I can see it honey.  "If you can read this bumper sticker, you're way too close"., Billy
The NEW Accordion Pickup, By Honda, josc
I know I said I handle pressure well, but, this is ridiculous, J J
Man,this traffic is bumper to bumper., Janetka
I wish Pastor Tim did not have so much spare time on his hands!!!, jeffsilverman.com
Another reason why parallel parking is illegal in Canada., jeffsilverman.com
This accident occurred in Bang-or, Maine, Crash test dummy ain't so dumb...
Vince! Larry! Are you OK?!  Yeah, but we should have taken our "brake" earlier., Crash test dummy ain't so dumb...
At least it's paid for!!!!!, Steve Morrison
When grown ups play bumper cars., Steve Morrison
in training, Ted Kloske - Windsor Ontario Canada
"Excuse me" coming through!, Kelly
A crushing experience, Samuel
I said the vehicle was a compact,not compact the vehicle, BRANKO
I didn't know I was parking in a bus stop!!!, Shelby 9
This parallel parking is harder than I thought., Janet
I don't know what happened officer!  I was just driving along when my CB antenna hung up on a wire and the next think I know I am speeding down the road at 100 MPH!, Rich from Ohio
A new meaning for being stuck in rush hour!, Brian<{{><
Like a glove!!!, RMH
Bussted!!!, RMH
What does that bumper sticker say? If you can read this your much too...(crash)... Shoot, now I can't read it!, RMH
The small truck was simply outnumbered by the violent and much larger "Busses in the Hood" gang, Greg Huffer
I warned you, "You shoulda joined the carman's union!"., Chuck
Can we go over which one is the brake and which one is the gas one more time??, Charlene
She definitely wins the Parallel Parking Contest., Lee
It's not nice to tail gait buses., Judy, a bus driver
I think I can, I think I can, Ouch!! I know I can't!, Highpockets TC
Hey!! You can't Park there!!!, Joshua age 7
Hey! did you see that Blonde!!, Sarah age 4
"And for those of you on a VERY tight budget, Eurorail now offers Extreme Economy class.  Seating is very limited, so get your tickets right away!", Doug Paul
Okay the shopping's done.  Now, where did I park...., Joe O
In a Great HURRY to get to Pastor Tim's Conference/ Revival services, the Bus drivers got a little carried away., Kimbel
Y'all is gonna get a trip to the woodshed when Pa see's ya let BillyBob drive .... shor nuf !, Kimbel
What happens when the Police ask the Bus Service for help "persuading" a suspect to abandon his red truck., drockbox
whoa- Bingo's got a little out of hand....... , fuzzy for Jesus.....
one of these things is not like the other-, fuz gurl
They go all out for their bumper testing, Kimbel
Stuck between a bus and a hard place, tami wile
"I told you that was a NO PARKING sign Dear!", Dominique
(Fred Sanford)- Hey! Anybody seen my truck!, Headache872
I think this here is the First year they allowed Buses in the demolition Derby. They didn't have but 2 Buses so they just sorta thru them in with the small TRUCK Division.. Just don't seem right I tell ya !!, Kimbel
Cinderella's Punpkin' got confused when the clock struck Midnight., Kimbel
Mr. Smithers, does this mean I won't get my safe driving pin for this year?, R. Curtis DeLANCEY
Hey Bob, check out this bumper sticker, Steve


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