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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #26!Hey everybody! Sorry for the delay in
updating this Your Turn to Be Funny. It got a record response!
CleanLaugh regulars suggested 457
captions for the picture below!
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Armed and dangerous, I said give alms to the Nuns
not arms....., Sharron Hayward
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I told you, if you did not go to church they would
come looking for you...., Sharron Hayward
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Walt Disney's new movie "Nuns In the Hood".,
wwwjeffsilverman.com
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Some Sister Act! We uphold the Ten Commandments with
conviction., Judy Hunter
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Sister Mary and the rest of the girls take a break
from the annual "Rosary Bead" skeet competition., wwwjeffsilverman.com
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St. Peters Church often struggled with people seating
in the back pews during Sunday Mass, until they hired the "Twisted
Sister Usher Squad" from Brownsville, Kentucky., wwwjeffsilverman.com
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The convent's entry in the Archdiocesan talent show--the
Sharpshooter Sisters!, Masha
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Celibacy......... Just Say No!, wwwjeffsilverman.com
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The flying nun pushed the Reverend Mother a little
bit too far this time., Michael Poland
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You better pray you don't have nun!, Paulette
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Have nun will travel!, Lorraine
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Bake sale: And YES you WILL buy those bran muffin
cookies & you'll like it !!!, Kimbel
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and your little dog too !!!!, Kimbel
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Time to pay up on your pledge tithes !, Kimbel
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NRA ?? NUN'S Rifle Association ????, Kimbel
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The New "SURVIVER show ., Kimbel
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They heard Sister Maria (Sound of Music) was back
in town., Rey Gonzalez
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OK. Anybody else wants to say something about our
hats?, Rey Gonzalez
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, Rey Gonzalez
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And here they are folks, the new Charlie's Angels!!!,
J J
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If that ole devil comes around here again he's gettin
it., Roger
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"look, if you try to enter this convent ONE more
time...", jeff.
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Nuns with Guns,
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the convent, after clamoring for years, finally gets
its own security force, -jeff.
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Plan #10 - From the book: 10 ways to get people to
attend Wednesday night services., Billy
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And appearing Saturday night, "The St. Valentines
Day Quintet", Walter Smith
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Breaking news ---- Today 5 Nuns took low attendance
on confession day into their own hands., Billy
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The Little Sisters of the Immaculate Heart Firing
Squad, www.nickalexander.com
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The U.S. Skeet Shooting Championship Team converts
to Catholicism., www.nickalexander.com
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If we hear "Dominique-inique-inique" ONE
MORE TIME... BLAM!!, www.nickalexander.com
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The Pope's bodyguards, www.nickalexander.com
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Mother Teresa's first ill-advised religious order.,
www.nickalexander.com
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The ill-fated religious sect who believed that Moses
was indeed head of the NRA., www.nickalexander.com
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Bridesmaids from the Charlton Heston-Maria Von Trapp
wedding party, Anita Chapman
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The Nuns of Avarone, Mary Nelson
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"Hi there, we're going door to door raising money
for a new orphanage. What? You say you don't want to be bothered today?
Perhaps my sisters here and I could convince you.....", Annie
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Stick out your hand!, Pam
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Sisters of Mercy, Eve Wallace
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Nothing is as fun as some nuns on the run with some
guns. ~Hezz,
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How many time do we have to tell you, your not getting
nun!!, Sue-Z-Q
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Pictured: The Grey Nuns and the changes Florence Nightingale
made that the history books don't reveal...., Julie P
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Sister Margaret was the first to come up with the
final desperate plan to rid the convent of mice., Deana L.
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Yes, we believe in the Trinity. Don't you?!!!
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, Greg
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Don't miss Charleton Heston appearing nightly in "Nunsense!",
Brenda
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We're ready for when the Father preaches too long!,
Erin
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One of the A-Team's more realistic disguises!, J.
Terry
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Photo of the winning team in the 1998 "Rounding
Up Converts contest"., J. Terry
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Ohhh! When they said they were RIFLING around, they
were SERIOUS!, Jon McVay
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This is another way to say," We'll have NUN of THAT
business!", Jon McVay
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"Celibacy IS the best policy", KDL
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Behavior is not a problem in our school!, Charlie
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The Sisters of Mercy show no mercy!, Marty
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Smile if you love Bingo!, Jan K.
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"The sisters are called upon to help with a particularly
difficult shotgun wedding.", Camille
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"The nuns decide to add duck to their menu of
gruel.", Camille
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"If we don't get prettier habits, there is going
to be trouble.", Camille
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"Hey! This is a much easier way to raise money
than those old bake sales!", Camille
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With stun-guns no longer effective, Remmington reveals
its Nun-Guns., Steve Morrison
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We said, NO CHEWING GUM!, Steve Morrison
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Did we here someone say the Pope was wrong??? WE DIDN'T
THINK SO., Steve Morrison
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That's it, keep smiling girls 'til you see the whites
of their eyes., Annie Allen
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I didn't mean to be late for church!! Really, I didn't!!,
Jordan
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Fire in mass, Dan
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Girls, it's time to go huntin' us some sinners. Amen.,
Michele Kovacs
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"At least we're still smiling! Heh, heh...",
Jana Shore
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ONCE just once I'd like to do something *rotten* but
NO we're nuns, we can't do that!! Well we'll show you, c'mon girls!!,
Jana Shore
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"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"
Shoot her! (Song from Sound of Music), horses
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It's a "Five-Nun" Salute!, Aunty Norma
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Beware! Owning guns can become a "habit.",
Aunty Norma
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Go ahead, make our day!, Cindy
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We'll get ride of those termites once and for all!,
Fuz-Gurl!
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Sister Sophia, we seem to have a decline in confessions
today, I wonder why?, Jamelly
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Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Dr. Brock
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Told they could no longer punish students with a ruler
to the knuckles, the nuns of St. Mary's try a new approach, Dr. Brock
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We warned you - forgive us our sins or we will take
out those who have sinned against us., Doug Brenneman
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Well, they said we couldn't spank the kids anymore,
so ...., Joe O
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Look what we traded in our metal rulers for!, Joe
O
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We give Jesus the 21 gun salute!, Joe O
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Shoot if you love Jesus!, Joe O
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Penguin Season., Joe O
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If we can find Father Tim we could carry on with this
shot gun wedin. Some one said he was a hide in in the bell tower., King
Branko
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Guess they mean CleanLaugh to stay that way!!, d
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You want to see Mother Superior, I don't think soooo!!!!!!!!!!,
d
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When we say kneel and pray we mean it., Simone
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We said there will be no talking while we are praying.,
Brittany
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Wow! I didn't realize how exciting these things were,
Mable., ME
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Where did you say that man ran off with the offering
plate? , ME
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In the name of the Father, *bang*, Son, *bang*, and
the holy Ghost, *bang*, Jeff
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Their convent is known as "The Gunnery Nunnery.",
Ed VonWahlde
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What kind of retreat did you say this was Sister Mary?,
Delilah
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I don't know why we carry guns--Just a 'habit' I guess,
Ray Mullen
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WHAT'D I DO THIS TIME!!!!, Naranja
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The singing nuns go postal., Joe O
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Oh no! I think the dry cleaners mixed up our uniforms!,
Char
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"How do you solve a problem like Maria?",
Jennie
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We don't want nun of your trouble, hear?, Jennie
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NRA: Nun's Rifle Association, Jennie
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Shotnun wedding!, Paul
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Mass firings., Jonathan Fletcher
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Whad'ya mean we can't be priests?, Jonathan Fletcher
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We think there should be venison on Fridays, Jonathan
Fletcher
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And that's why we use crest EVERY-day!!, Kori-*AKA*Fuz
Gurl
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Shotgun wedding? Whose daughter is she anyway?, Tammy
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The nuns wit guns, Bubba
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You'd better pray!, Drew Roe
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founders of the militant wing of the salvation army?,
vlc02
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We took a vow of Chastity an we mean to keep it!!,
RedRalph
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Ok now you can have a 2 minute head start, RedRalph
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The Sisters of Mary will play for us "I Fought
the Law and the Law won", RedRalph *<(:o)X
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Since Ruger came into my life, Floods of joy fill...........,
RedRalph *<(:o)X
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Where's Pastor Tim he laughed at the Catholics, RedRalph
*<(:O)X
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We Said SING choir boys !, Vicky
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Staff of the "Our Lady of Smith & Wesson"
convent, TheoGrouch
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Praise God and pass the ammunition!, TheoGrouch
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Now Pastor Tim you just put down our chocolate real
slow and no one will get hurt., lbjncompany
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We're in the witness protection program., Charlene
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21 NunSalute, Jackie
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Sister Annie Get Your Gun, jaykay
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Okay I believe you, Linda
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" Right shoulder"---- arms, Jonathan
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When we say "Bow Your Head", we mean "Bow
Your Head"., Dorothy Eveland
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Where did you say Henry was having that surprise Batchelor
party at Margaret ?, Kimbel
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"Would you care to re-think your pledge?",
Camille
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For some reason, St. Mary's missions trip to Africa
saw a record number of conversions this year., jeffsilverman.com
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Sister Act...Part Three!, Steven & Ingrid Szucs
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Papal Security Force, Gord - the Mad Doctor
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Sisters of the Holy Bull's Eye, Geoff
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Cast of the new TV western, "Nunsmoke",
Jennie
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look, sister Teresa, we have boom-boom sticks!, Jamelly
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How many weeks will Tim make us stand here ? I don't
know just keep smiling ! But my cheeks hurt !!! My arms are tired. Well,
I've gotta go to the bathroom !!!,
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St Virginia's School Hall Monitor's - Tardy Pass'
invalid., Mike Lobato
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Sister Sarah and her two mules have nothing on us.,
Dewayne
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Father Bernard if you get into the HOLY WINE again,
we are going to hunt you down., Sterling
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Now, we'll make everyone holy!, Juelz
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The only good Protestant is a dead one!, David Peterson
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Okay, who took my rosary???, RW
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Where did Whoopi go????, RW
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All the students learned their memory verses very
quickly......, cindye
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Don't you understand the meaning of "vow of silence?",
Captain Happy
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Okay, Sisters. I told little Stevie we'd hunt him
down if he didn't do his homework one more time. Let's go!, Papa Steve
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Sister Matilda and her buddies decided they had had
enough of Fr. Brown's puns., Papa Steve
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Times are tougher In my day they just whacked you
with a ruler., Steve Jarosz
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We are exercising our right to bear arms. There the
only arms we can bare!, Ann Marie Feitt
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I see that the convent from Texas just arrived., Joe
Loibissio
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Pastor Tim: Why did you shoot up my cork board? Nuns:
Well, we told one of the deacons we wanted to get more involved with
the church. So he told us to hand out these folded up papers and then
he pointed at that cork board and said, "I want a bulletin here.",
Randy Holloway
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When the Heckly sisters all found out they had been
dating the same man..., Patricia Nichol
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We're sick of these funny looking outfit and we're
not gonna take it anymore!!!!!, Marty Shelton
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Listen we've told you kids for the last time "Be
Quiet or else", Al
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My! The debate over school vouchers is beginning to
intensify., J Rick
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In religious news today, The Catholic Church has instituted
a new procedure for exorcisms., J Rick
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Father O'Malley, may we have a moment? We would like
to reopen the discussion on those pink halibuts., J Rick
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So that's why no matter how many games Notre Dame
loses they still go to a major bowl., J Rick
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In an effort to cut down on sexual harassment lawsuits,
the U.S. army has come out with new uniforms for women soldiers., J
Rick
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Religion News Today: The Catholic Church's new evangelical
campaign "Each nun bring one" has proven quite successful.
concerns., J Rick
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In sports today: This was the scene at the practice
of the Holy Cross School for the Hearing Impaired after Coach Cassidy
told the girl's basketball team to install a new "run and gun"
offence., J Rick
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With the Catholic Church now allowing nuns to marry,
these little ladies feel like they don't have time to wait for suitors.,
J Rick
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This gives new meaning to the term "sisterhood".....,
Sheila
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The Nuns of the Guns of Navaronne Order prepare a
15 gun salute for the Pope's arrival!, Jack Liverman
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Getting into the habit of gun control!, Jack Liverman
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Warning! Target shooting can be habit forming, Nick
Brown
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Okay, Let's raid the monks, Eric
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The Order of Holy Sisters Double Aught Buckshot, Susana
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Shoot, if you love Jesus, Susana
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