Car Pooling

It's Your Turn to Be Funny #27!

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This is one way to make lemon-ade!!!, Kathy Williams

Look Ma, no hands!,

It's like I said on the phone, Ma'am; $49.95 is our special rate to clean the pool, but towing charges are extra., Dave Brooks

USS Yugo, Darryl Huggins

What do you mean my insurance policy only covers "complete" pool submersion?, Jake

This is why I always use the Valet., Jake

That's weird, they have a refrigerator out by their pool., Jake

Last time I let the kids rent out the yard for a parking lot during the Indy 500., Bill Lee

"You just had to push that button didn't you?", Patty

Wheels of Misfortune, Lisa Hills

But Dad, how was I *supposed* to wash the car while Mom's using the hose to water the garden??, Leanne

Redneck Car Wash., Jere Duggan

I told you I would find a place for your mother to park her car, Tim Sieberhagen

Alright, son, you can join the Navy as a submariner., Fr. Frank Jindra (former Navy chaplain)

It gives new meaning to the term..."Puddle jumper", Jim Adams

"just a few more seconds and you'll see, this CLR will get rid of all those unsightly rust stains!!", Bill Brown

Fundraiser car wash for youth group mission trip, Tmarr

The Moses-1 Land/Sea vehicle performs poorly during testing, but it does seem to have crowd appeal., Woody

and it doesn't even have any TRUNKS, Chris

"Yeah, if Jesus was driving it, it probably wouldn't have sunk. But He wasn't, was He?", Mick

"Rust proof paint, nothing! That's gonna rust.", Mick

Guess this isn't one of those cars that change colors under water., Anna Moeggenborg

Oops! I did it again!, Sherry

Look on the bright side, ummm... Never mind., Dave

Trust me, it looked a lot worse this morning., Dave

I tried to tell Mom there was a misprint on that cake recipe. Should have been one tablespoon rum;not one quart!, Pokey Senn

Well, at least we know the rocket packs work!, Jay Cool

Okay, I think that's a little TOO much added torque, sir., Jay Cool

I'm never taking my car back to this car wash....They missed a spot!, Stacy L. Aiken

"See, I told you to put the pool cover on!"

Honey, that's not what I meant by "why don't you wash my car for once?", gary garfole

Next time let's go for sprinkling and leave the submersion to the Baptists!, Greg Videtich

Honey, I sunk the car!, Pam Thompson

everybody run the nuns have the guns, Kate

It does have a tendency to hydroplane., Ken Kelley

Look Billy-Bob, that's not what I meant when I said I wanted a sub-compact car., John Westcott

I'm sorry about that Mr. Johnson-

"Son, that's the last time I let you use the car to "go swimming"., Phil Meloon

That's the last time I go to a party where the valet's are 12 and under!, Bill Wash

The scores for Jim Bob in the car diving contest, 9 9.5 10 9 8.5 9 . . ., Steven Stoops

Yup, you've got a car in your swimming pool. That'll be $25., Dani

This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to go to a water park!, Nancy McManus

What's an e-brake?, Sean Drew

...and so they all decided to get baptized in one accord., CD Marchio

I still think the garage should have been put here and the pool put over there., Dale E Marner

Pastor Tim's latest fund raiser donation carwash, Anthony Warner

I told you it was flooded., Robert Webb

Honney, Your Mom is here, Rob

And to think it was just a little capsule an hour ago, what will they think of next!!!, Jimmy Sims

We must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Eric Yount

You're right dear the car does need to have the brakes looked at., Dori Grauer

The kidz must have been watching Submarine races !!, Mike Lobato

The dyslexic driver drove to The Pool, not The Loop.

"I thought you said deep sea "diving" lessons, not "driving" lessons!", Traci Burdette

If this isn't a parking space, what's that thing sticking up next to your elbow?, Brian

No ma'am, I do not think adding a "do not immerse in water" sticker on all new cars would have prevented this from happening., Ginger C.

DIVE, I said DIVE in!, Howard Huntsman

Bobby's first driving lesson ended suddenly............, ciele

So that's how you get out of goin' shopping with your wife!!!!!, cal

A new Olympic sport due in 2002, scuba driving!, Brian

Pastor Tim (second man on right) was amazed at the effectiveness of the full body wash., HighPockets

"Well the salesman told me it was one of those 007 car/boats. I was just testing it. Sure am glad I didn't buy it"!, Billy

Next week on 'Fear Factor'....., Jacinda

Redneck Carwash, Rev. Richard Borden

Well, I told you in the ad the engine was water-cooled, Dr. Brock

I see your parents are back for another visit!, Phil Evans

But the sign said this way to the Bon Marche Sale!!,

I'm electroplating the new paint job., Jon McVay

You say that is one of your SORROWS you are drowning?, Jon McVay

I said use the underwater camera! not the underwater camero!, jamel

A pool toy for the person who has everything!!!, Angie Veld Childress, Texas

Last time I answer the cell phone while driving past the mall during a huge sale, mike hayward

Yep. I'd say the engine is definitely flooded. Try holding the gas petal half-way down and see if you can start it then., Joel Osborn

"Let's see how long these tires can tread water.", Paul

Little Johnny's submersible experiment lacks depth., Paul

Hmmm, no bubbles. Negatory on the vacuum hose leak., Paul

Pastor Tim's new "Drive-Thru Baptismal Service Station," otherwise known as "BapExpress," still needs a little work., Jennie

I baptize you in the name of..........., Ray

The good Sisters at "Our Lady Of Smith & Wesson" will not be pleased. At all., TheoGrouch

You wanted the fish to have a nice home? WHAT fish?, TheoGrouch

Scratch the driver and send the diver instead!, danni

Wow! Won't Dad be happy when he hears we got the car washed in record time?, drockbox

Welcome to Jacques Cousteau's Used Car Lot!, Charlene

"Your other left Marge, your other left"!, Billy

Billy's Dad was finally convinced of what his wife had been trying to tell him all along, "Billy is just not ready to drive." - James Z., James Zoeller

Honey, the car won't start., S. Henderson

Investor, "Great idea, but how does the roof get clean?", Cookie

next week on Fear Factor: the contestants pictured must race to the bottom of the pool and retrieve my wallet that I left in my glove compartment... and then eat some live crickets and leftovers, Julie P

Honest - I only told her to dip the lights!!, Nozzie Murphy

when I said you could use my trunks in the trunk,oh never mind..., King Branko

Now that's ONE way too stay kool in North Dakota!!!, Kelly~ ND

Hillbilly Whirlpool, just start the car and set by the tail pipe!!, Kelly L.

See What happens when you forget to add the concrete mixture with the water!!!, Kelly L

It's your turn not mine...No, it's your turn, I did it last time., Paulette

"Fill 'er up?", John Gordon

In my day......., Kori*Fuzzy for Jesus*

I knew we shouldn't of parked so Close,

After years of hearing Pastor Tim practice his sermons on his way to church, Pastor Tim's car was finally baptized., jeffsilverman.com

With increased budget cuts, James Bond 007, was forced to use a Ford Pinto for his underwater attack car., JeffSilverman.com

Has anyone seen my Mother-in-law??, Robert Rose

Pastor Tim's congregation gave him a new car this year and he decided to Baptize it by immersion., Papa Steve

"how long has it been since you last cleaned out this pool?", jeff.

Inspector Clouseau is on the track of the notorious Phantom - pool owners beware., Jeff

I think we'll have to send for another pizza. This one's wet., rws

"Uh, Charlie? I think the engine's flooded.", Joshua Christopherson

So? You think you could do better?, Bill Looper

"When I said, 'Let's take a dip in the pool', I meant after we get out of the car!, Sue Griffith

"well,they said the pool cover would support a car but guest what??, Jonathan

That's kind of funny, wouldn't you have thought the water

Let's see, trees, water, sunken Chevy--is this Mexico?, Aunty Norma

Hey Goober! When I said you needed to clean your engine, I was thinking more on the lines of STEAM!?!, Joe O

What wise guy filled the pool with water?, Rey Gonzalez

ahh rats, I forgot to roll up the windows, Thunderddog Ervin

Tim it's very simple. You put my caption in, and I don't drive your car in the pool anymore.... OK?,

"I know he said "The brake, the brake," but when he yells, I get confused!, Skip N.

Is this the carpool lane?, Curt DeLANCEY

They must use something more than duct tape to waterproof those ATVs., Arlene Hiller

Honey, I thought I'd surprise you and have the driveway replaced with an inground pool while you were at work...., Joe O

"OK you guys. Who's going to be the one to tell Dad that it's time to have his eyes checked?", JA Terry

The family discusses the merits of finding another hiding place for Julie's birthday present., JA Terry

First baptizing animals, now this?, Sue-z-q

Awww, LAST time I had a red vehicle, it ended up between two trolleys!, Joe O

I meant to do that ...., Joe O

The paint had better look fresher after spending the day at the day spa., Mike

I was distracted by this group of Nuns with guns..., Joe O

I KNEW I should you taken a left turn at Albequerque!, Joe O

Okay, let me get this straight. You were eating breakfast, talking on the phone, and putting on your makeup when you suddenly realized you didn't have enough hands to steer?, Joe O.

No, you couldn`t ask for directions!!, Betty

"I TOLD you there was water in the carburetor!", Elvis E. Fleming

The Delux Wash went a little to far., Steve Morrison

We have a no diving rule, should we add a "no driving" rule as well???

I see you let Miss Daisy drive again., Annie Allen

The salesman said it was water proof., Gidza1

The drivers' training instructor escaped unharmed, but they took him away in a straitjacket..., Masha

Looks like we will have to settle for the Bronze. 8, 8.5. 8, 9,8.5. Technical..., Dennis

Robin Leach here... today we're visiting the home of Herbie the Bug. First off, let's meet his wife, Lucy..., www.nickalexander.com

We, at Foldgers, have secretly replaced kids and vacationers with this red car. Let's see if anybody will notice..., www.nickalexander.com

When the Boss said to hide the car in the pond, I don't think the "cement pond" is what he had in mind., Sheila

"Christine" preparing her role in the upcoming Jaws sequel, www.nickalexander.com

Seems like them Duke boys escaped AGAIN!, www.nickalexander.com

I told you! The brake is to the right and the clutch is to the left., Sassy Reid

(man in uniform) 'Don't worry, I've seen it on TV... so if you will all just calmly take 20 steps back from the pool, I can take care of this.' (man in white shirt) 'Honey, please make your brother just go home! He's done enough already.', ~Hezz

Daaad! Granny's been drivin' her car again!, ~Hezz

Jimmy is trying out his new sub-marine woofer., RMH

In a whiny voice, "Dad, get your car out so we can play"., Chilly Bean

Check out this new "Touch Free" car wash., Chilly Bean

Yep. It'll fit., PowDuck

car wash.... workin at the car wash... ya, anthony corrao

I'll never tell my wife that the car needs a bath again!, Charlie

This is NOT what I had in mind when I said "we should carpool"., Molly

A bizarre new motorclub cult believes only cars that are fully immersed go to heaven., Pastor Barry

Marco.....Volvo!, Pastor Barry

I take it you failed the safe driver test?, J J

The garage is closed for repairs, this is not a good alternate!, J J

Now honey, I was just trying to clean the engine!, Kathy

Another meaning for Car Pool, Big Phil

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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #27!

CleanLaugh regulars suggested 1073 captions for the picture below!
The top 156 are below. They appear in random order.
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Since 1996 - Cybersalt Communications - Copyright 2009

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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #27!

CleanLaugh regulars suggested 1073 captions for the picture below! The top 156 are below. They appear in random order. To take part in the latest "Your Turn to Be Funny" - click here.

Since 1996 - Cybersalt Communications - Copyright 2009

CleanLaugh regulars suggested 1073 captions for the picture below!
The top 156 are below. They appear in random order.
To take part in the latest "Your Turn to Be Funny" - click here.