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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #28!CleanLaugh regulars suggested 459
captions for the picture below!
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General Motors announced today that it will begin shipping
its new Boeing class SUVs., Rod Ellis
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In their attempt to promote the industry's quickest
flight times, XYZ Airlines never leaves the ground, promoting on time
flights with no delays (except red lights and stop signs)., Dan Carter
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It really was the perfect birthday present for Jimmy-John,
but they wouldn't do free gift wrapping because it was used...at least
they offered free delivery!, Masha
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Tim's Towing ... we'll town anything!, Lorie
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Well, it looked like the runway!, Anne Frye
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Tie!, I thought you said "fly" for your birthday.,
Curt DeLANCEY
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I'm glad I renewed our AAA membership., Barry Wallis
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You forgot the 100% Columbian coffee, so you go next
door and ask to borrow some. The passengers and I will wait here. You'd
better hurry, we're holding up traffic!, Carla
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What do you mean you thought I was the captain. I thought
YOU were the captain!!, Carla
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these runways get shorter and shorter all the time,
mary jane ridenour
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Roger: We need to find that runway! Clarence: Roger,
Roger. Roger: Surely it's around here somewhere. Clarence: Stop calling
me Shirley!, Patti in Kansas City
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Honey, check out the neighbors new motor home!, Tommy
J.
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An alternative to cross town bussing..... Cross town
planning, Jim Barcus *Jesus Rocks*
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Look Boss, De Plane, De Plane...., Jim Barcus *Jesus
Rocks*
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Honey! Look what I got at the garage sale! You won't
believe how much I paid for it!, Patti in Kansas City
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Look, on the road... It's a car... It's a bus... no,
It's...., John Wittenburg
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Houston, We have a problem!, josc
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I told you that that mall by the landing strip would
cause problems!, josc
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Female Copilot: I told you we should have asked for
directions!, Charlotte
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"I keeps telling them to widen this road I do,
but nooo, they won't have anything to do with me, "it don't need
widening" they says, "we gets residential vehicles only, I'll
give them their residential vehicles....", Charlotte
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This business man will have to go barefoot. His wingtips
are missing., Danny Spaulding
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Yup, amazing what you can buy off of ebay these days...,
Steve Gorski
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At least you stuck the landing..., Dave
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As if having a camaro on blocks in the front yard wasn't
enough..., Ben
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To boost ticket sales, TWA introduces door to door service.,
susan
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After 9,423 renditions of "Rise and Shine",
the pilot finally gave in and let Pastor Tim fly the plane., Drew
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I still think it would be easier to bring the refueling
truck to the plane..., JA Terry
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"Now leaving from gate I-95......", Camille
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Joe, even with the wings and the tail off, I still don't
think it'll fit in your garage., Charley Cross
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Flight 176, you're coming in a little low., Charley
Cross
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"Ahh, this is the life. Who'd have ever thought
we could find a rental big enough to fit all our luggage AND our family
in?, ~Hezz
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Well, first I said to Al that I could land a plane pretty
much anywhere, then one thing kinda led to another. At least I won the
bet., Steven Stoops
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Caution! This vehicle makes wide right turns!, F. W.
(Mac) McComas
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Captain, I'm not sure but I think the terminal could
stand to be expanded, Darwin Zanders
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Hey honey, guess what I got at the auction today??!!,
Lisa
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Co-pilot to Captain: I told you we would get a parking
ticket and get towed, Michael R. McKewen
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We may have to rethink your next Lego project., Everetta,
Tn
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Uh-oh. The traffic report guy failed again., Chilly
Bean, Omaha, NE
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When I yelled, "Taxi", I meant "cab",
you goober!., Mike M.
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I'm all for deregulation, but this is ridiculous., Rodney
S.
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Come on, they've just got to raise the freeway tax on
those 18 wheelers!, Aunty Norma
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Pilot to Co-pilot...."I told you air traffic control
was mad at us again"., Billy
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Breaking news for all you pilot wanna b's --- Delta
has just announced the sale of used commercial jets for mobile homes.
This way if a Tornado hits the mobile home park, these homes can safely
fly in the storm and land in the next county., William
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Now that is an AirStream!!, Esther Searcy
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"That's the last time I let Timmy order one of
those model airplane kits over the internet!", Lenore Walker
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Dem dare Traylors gettin funnier and funnier every year.,
J J Carrier
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Isn't that a DODGE pulling that!???, Kelly~ND
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Just another plane old day in the neighborhood,, Don
Siler
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Wait a minute, I ordered a sub!, TheoGrouch
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Man, when he said he bought a cabin cruiser, he wasn't
kidding!, TheoGrouch
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Remind me not to look the next time he says, "Guess
what, honey!" I don't even want to know..., Leanne
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ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned off the
"Seatbelt Sign" you are now free to move about the Johnson's
front yard!, jeffsilverman.com
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I think the Zoning board approved the runway closer
to the trailer park., Richard Q Sanford
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I sure wish Ole George would get a Winnebago like the
rest of us., Charlie
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"Traffic sure is heavy today!", Bill from
Cornwall
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Scavenger Hunt Winner, Laura Henry
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Well, Hillary, if they complained about us taking stuff
from the White House, wait till they find out Air Force One is missing!
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, Thomas Pyra
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Houston, we have a problem!!!, Bob
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There's something you don't see every day . . .
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, Steven Stoops
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First Officer Magoo makes his first landing., Mezza,
London
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I don't know Jeb, looks like an airplane?, T.Owen
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Now where did I put that handicap sticker?, Gary
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Marge, I've figured out why the tickets were only $29.99.,
Lucille
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And all I wanted was a soda!, Birdie
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I'd rather pull a Boeing than drive a McDonnell-Douglass,
Greg Yount
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No! No! No! Take it back. I wanted the small plastic
one that snaps together and comes in a little box., Joe Fornear
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The Flight Attendant approached the gentleman in 4C.
His shirt wrinkled, his tie crooked, his eyes still held that look of
terror that said he would never forget this day. She looked directly
at him and said "Sir, now you know why we asked you to turn off your
notebook computer and all other electronic devices in preparation for
landing", Curt Alford
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John Madden takes the first step to overcome his fear
of flying, Dean Gaul
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Boy, I go to the bathroom for five minutes and you manage
to screw it up., Joxer
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But honey. You only said I couldn't have a boat., K.
EVANS
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Look, it's a new Toeing 797!!!!, Ken Lowden
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Well, they said the parallel parking test would be a
tough one!, Charlie Johnson
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Pastor Tim's newest crazy: Demolition Air Plane Races.,
www.brotom.net
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Guys Just don't know how to give good b-day gifts...,
Kori-Fuzzy for Jesus
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"Harvey!! The neighbors are at it again!!",
David C
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No Occiffer, I haven't been Drinking!, Tom
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