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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #29!CleanLaugh regulars suggested 422
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Can you guess what's wrong in this picture?......
that's right, the shoes don't match the rest of his outfit....., thunderpup
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Ummmm... Help!!!, Barry Cook
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"I will uphold thee with My right hand.",
Sabrina Adamson
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And they said "You're in good hands with All-State"
?????, Harry Brower
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My life is really in your hands, now Lord!!!, Danny
Spaulding
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"Jesus Saves ... but he doesn't let go? ACK!",
Joe Sewell
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Are you testing me again my little friend?, Annie
Allen
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"I could have sworn I told Moses to add the eleventh
commandment: 'And thou shall not parachute!' Ah well...This should teach
those persistent parachuters to knock it off once and for all. Why couldn't
they follow MY example and refuse to follow Satan's tempting and hurl
themselves from tall structures?!", Anna
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He`s got you and me brother, in his hand....., Val
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Yes, I've been saved!!, Papa Steve
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I thought you said we were not puppets in the hands
of God., Kim Harding
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Nothing is impossible for God., Cal
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Holy... nevermind!, Rob Byron
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So, What's your hang-up ?, Bill Looper
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Hang on honey, Friday's coming!, Paulette
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god, I guess you've been missing all my prayers...,
sheree
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'..Leaning on the everlasting arms....', Jessica Lynne
Prindler (11)
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It was the day the birds had been waitin for...a Stationary
Target., Lance
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Ed, the newest member of the Jumping for Jesus group
at his church, took the name a little too literally., Drew
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There but for the grace of God go I, Ann
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When I told him today that the only *way* was *through*
Jesus Christ.... I thought he understood what I was saying., Kimbel
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ummmm... I meant to do that, Shawna
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I know the Bible says "they shall bear you up
lest ye dash your foot against a stone", but NOW WHAT?!!!, Howard
Huntsman
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Pinochio's Revenge!, Jerry Younts
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How was I supposed to know that He making a right
turn?, Rob Forrest
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...and really, that's all that's going on these days.
, jen the great
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Who needs Allstate?, Jackie Goodman - Cook
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Then we which are alive and remain shall... meet the
Lord in the air. (1 Thes 4:17), Evelyn Harvill
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"Though I walk in the midst of trouble, you will
revive me; you will stretch out your hand against the wrath of my enemies
and your right hand will save me" Psalms 138:7, Jessica V.
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Arrogance: Thinking yourself out of reach of the hand
of God., Hanie
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Let us now sing "Come ye that Labor and are heavy
laden lean upon your dear Lords' breast." Larry LEAN not DANGLE!,
Carla Duke
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Hanging with Jesus, Brian Stockton
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Talk about being hung up on religion....., Angela
Beard
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I told you to go in THAT direction., Barbara Center
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Look! It's the 'Rapture Ride!', Vicky K
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...leaning on the everlasting arms. EVERYBODY SING...Leaning,
leaning...., Joel Osborn
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OH!!! I knew I should have listened to my wife and
not skipped church to go sky diving!, N. Kubesh
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I knew I should have just run the race set before
me., Chris
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Now, who is the real "yo-yo" here?!!, Lennita
Crawford
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Bob did not realize that prayer was the way to Jesus,
Skipper Parsley
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"Ok, God, You've got my attention. Now what?,
Kevin Cox
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Not so fast...Gotcha!, Lisa Hills
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"And I'll make you fishers of men -- here, let
me demonstrate", Klint Kendrick
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"He's got the parachute jumper in His hands,
He's got the parachute jumper in His hands...", Walt Holzhueter
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Super Ultimate Wedgie, Mike
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"Neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand."
John 10:28, Eric
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!, Grant M.
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You say the target is over there?, Dawn M.
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man do you stink, superman
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Adult Johnny Jumper, Julie Stevens
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No, suprisingly it isn't as uncomfortable as it looks.,
B Cox
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Anybody got change for the toll?, Kathleen
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Now, are you going to start behaving yourself, or
do I have to drop you?, Susan Buskell
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Hang in there, the Lord is close by., Kim Isaac
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You know Johnny, if you would have been a good boy,
I wouldn't have to make you feel so small in front of your friends.,
Kim Isaac
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Here's Jesus snatching another one out of the flames.,
Ruth
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(1) And when you saw no chute, that's when I carried
you, chuck wilcox
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Look Ma,....No hands...., Maribeth
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holy palm pilot, Michelle Douglass
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"Here, Kitty, Kitty!", Rachel
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It's amazing how realistic the puppets you get these
days are., Kathryn in NZ
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One for the money, two for the show, three to make
ready, please, Lord, let go., Bill Garrett
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Jesus Christ. Saving stupid people, since 0032, Matt
Buehl
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HERE IS A FISHING LURE, I CALL IT JONAH!, Terry Fogleman
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"na, nanna, boo-boo. Betcha' can't catch me!............oops",
don
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Whole new meaning to being "clothes lined",
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High-five, now down low, in the middle, ooops too
slow!,
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God takes care of fools and little children, elaine
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Don't try this at home!, R. Lamb
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and now for the puppet show..., camille forde
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Look, it's Pinocchio in a rare and classic open air
performance!, Laine Caffarel
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"Let Go...Let God", Kim
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Eventually, the laughing onlookers teased poor Enrico
with a rousing rendition of "Leaning on the Everlasting Arms".,
Bob Masters
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Hand Gliding?, Stefen Rollpiller
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You should have seen the one that got away. It was
THIS big!, Tahnya in Fremont, California
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That's "sleeping", next I'll demonstrate
"walking the dog",
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thank god for outreach programs, rey gonzalez
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To Infinity and Beyooooooonnnnddddd!!!!, Michele Woodburn
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what else you got up your sleeve?, ethan wagner
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NOOO! I'm not a tea bag!, Kathryn in NZ
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And God said...."Let there be idiots.....",
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Reach as high as you can, He will do the rest, Tina
Allred
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HEY! How long do I have to hang around for this picture??,
Joe O
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Parachute $500 Sky-Diving Lessons $250 Getting plucked
out of the air by a statue of Jesus... Priceless, jeffsilverman.com
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will I be famous if I do this ?, Lester Wong Tze Jiang
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"Once saved..........always saved..........",
Barbara Tubbs
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If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping is not
for you!, Luke Garrett
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... and the biggest irony is that I took up skydiving
on Sundays to **get away** from people with religious hang-ups!, Dave
Brooks
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