It's Your Turn to Be Funny #30!

Scratch me, right there!, Roger W Hancock

And now, little Jimmy will show us a new way to hug., Meg Locklear

Well, of course it hurts!, Richard of Minnesota

Mom said "don't climb too high in the tree or you might fall and hurt yourself," but did I listen?  Noooooooo!, Stan

The skydiver from YTF #29 after his parachute harness broke., Stan

I told the coach I wasn't fast enough to be the quarterback., Roger

See Ma, I don't need a backscratcher!, Steve Gorski

Hello, Dr. Jones?  This is little Timmy's father. When you told us he could grow another foot or two, this isn't quite what we thought you had in mind..., Dean Strand

Ouch! Now that is going to leave a mark., Mick, NY

Maaaaa, I think I broke something!!, Ben Johnson

Tommy decided that maybe the nuns at his Catholic school WERE in fact serious when they told him to quit taking the name of the Lord in vain., Drew

Timmy never got the hang of doing a back flip., Sabrina Adamson

...and for my next trick...!!!!!!!!!!, d

..."try this at home" !!!! oops, guess I didn't hear the first part., dc

Some days, I don't know if I'm coming or going., Sharyn McD

Mom said there would be days like this., Sharyn McD

Mom, I thought you said the nuclear power plant was a safe place to live., John Morse

I'm telling you , Marge, that boy of ours is so wrapped up in himself that it's just not healthy!, Deana L.

Remember how Mom passed out when she saw the blood?....Hey Mom, come here I can't get up., Sonny Smith

I will never play Twister again!, David Denney

Look Ma!  No Hands!!!, josc

You'll have to excuse little Timmy, he gets all bent out of shape when he has to go in "time out"., Annie Allen

I told you Timmy has been going down the slide too fast!, Dennis

"Why little Jimmy; you've grown two feet since the last time I saw you"!, Billy

"I guess I pushed too hard!", Grady Wortmman

"Well Doris, let me tell you, it isn't just Timmy's head that's screwed on backwards." , Hanie Rene

tonight's fox special: when good games go wrong. Unsupervised twister!, Donald Walsh

another misconception in plastic surgery -- "everything will be fine.", Thomas of Troy

I think the surgeon messed up when he separated me from my twin., Kent Neal

Why did mom and dad have to be scientists?!?!....experiment with everything!!, Princess Daisy

I gotta quit playing football with those big kids!, Finis (Mac) McComas

"Once I get out of this mess, its back to Bible study for me.", T. Renee'

No mum, I will never play doctor with her again!, SBvdM

So you think you are good at yoga?  Well try this pose!, janicejf

That Chiropractor has don wonders for me!!!, Jeff Ward

God equips us I wonder what he has in store for me, Karen Cox

The young boy's name was Carmen Coing.  When his Mom called for him she'd say "Carmen!" and when his dad called him he'd say "Coing".  As evidenced by the photo, by the time he was 12 years old he didn't know if he was "Carmen or Coing (coming or going)., Nick Stradley

Johnny never listened to Mom about crossing his eyes, either., Bill Barlow

Who said it's best on a Sealey, Carlo

"Egor, you goober!  The legs are on backwards."  "Oh, oh, sorry master.", Brandon Cox

I wouldn't swear to it, but I think I broke my legs when I fell outta that tree!, C. Harper

Wow! I didn't know you could do that on a skateboard!, Susan Montroy

Next time, son, don't let Daddy push you so hard on the swing!, Maggie

I told you that you had to be careful when you did the "Hokey Pokey", Gail west

I don't think mom has ever sneezed that hard before!, Ginny McArthur

I DON'T Care if he DOCTOR IS the WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT on LIMB REATTACHMENT; I'M STILL SUING THAT QUACK!, David Paul Xavier Burch

Jonny, how many times have I told you, no more of that Japanese stretching thing!!, David R

See, I told you not to make me eat broccoli!, Lucy Snearly

This was a side effect "Survivor" didn't warn me about!, Joy

I feel "de-feeted", Lisa

Uhm, Scotty?  Didn't you say you fixed that "little glitch" in the transporter?, Tahnya in Fremont

Footloose and Fancy-Free!, Aunt Pretty

Boy, I hate it when Mom put me in a suitcase and flies me to Grandma's house., Cathy K.

"They said, 'Assembly not require.' How am I supposed to know how to put that thing together?", Sarah