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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #31!CleanLaugh regulars suggested 469
captions for the picture below!
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Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to "the trunk
of a car"!, Shelley Petley
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A great potted plant rendition, but too large for
my home!, Becky from Kazoo
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"Just get in the earth vessel" he said.
"We'll beam you in," he said. "They'll never know"
HE SAID. Galtor is an goober!!!, Donald Walsh
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Now George, I told you once, I told you twice, I told
you three times. Watch where you park your car!, Matt
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After a thorough investigation, Lieutenant Columbo concluded that the abandoned car had been there for a while. , Stephen Cram |
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Now Martha, I am all for recycling, but don't you
think this is carrying it a bit too far?, Sheila
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"So THAT'S where that squirrel has been burying
his acorns!", Paul Gamblin
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Rip Van Winkle wakes up and finds his brand-new car.,
Paul Gamblin
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I thought the trunk was only in the front of European
cars!?!, Ben Hayes
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Used car for sale -- good condition. Call SNO-WJOB., Charlene |
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Honey, did you see where I parked the truck?,
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Should have let the husband drive..., Jared
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Here we have a brand new car ornament, perfect for
any tree that needs some refining. Starting at just $1,000,000., Jared
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Not going anywhere for a while, then grab a tree and
hang out., Whitney
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Make like a tree and leave!, Josh
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"Could you help me determine the root of why
my car won't start?", Amanda Walker
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And Rip Van Winkle awoke to find his car was no longer
functional, Kris-Ann
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A whole new meaning to "can't see the forest
for the trees...", Janice
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Can go 500 miles per cord of wood!, Donnelle Macho
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No "Zoom zoom zoom"!, Lloyd
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I just parked the car here yesterday, and I don't
know how this happened., Rip Van Winkle
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When Jack went up the beanstalk for a 2nd time, he
thought it wise to provide himself with a getaway car this time., Mezza,
UK
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"Let's go for a walk in the woods" you said! "Just a short walk" you said!, John Wittenburg |
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That's the trouble with time travel. You never know
what your going to land on., Wanda
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I told you to drive faster, Maurice Schwanke
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Isn't the trunk usually in the back of the car?, Vanessa
Dobbins
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I wonder how much the parking fee will be?, Lisa Woods
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There seems to be something in your carburetor., Charley
Cross
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No, dear, I think your parking ticket is justified.,
Frances Fields
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The traditional "three on the tree" transmission,
Nick Stumbo
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Automatic .. One Two Tree, Brian Cohen, South Africa
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I'm beginning to think that no one is ever going to
come to our rescue., Joanne Mason
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Floyd and Teetus finally perfect their organic engine
hoist., K Mealy
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In order to conserve fossil fuels, GM announces the
first wood burning engine., Tony Grasse
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I told you if you leave something sit to long, Mom
would plant something in it., Myron
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Mom, I swear it didn't look like that last night when
I parked it., K. Evans
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This model has the engine in the rear -- the trunk
is in front!, Phil Murchie
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"I guess I shouldn't have added steroids to the
Miracle Grow.", Scott Faunce
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What? You told me to park it under the tree., K. Evans |
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You know you're a patient farmer when you get a bumper
crop like this., May Dembowski
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It's a little known fact that when Rip Van Winkle
fell asleep for his legendary long nap, he was actually behind the wheel
of his car., Bill Stone
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My wife is an incredible driver....you try this one!,
Rob Haldeman
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It's not JUNK! It's a CLASSIC!, Sandra, wife of the owner of a '57 T-Bird, so I know whereof I speak |
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Honey, it shouldn't take that long to rebuild the
engine!, Donna Hoffman
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"I don't know why they don't install a traffic light. It takes so long to safely turn left from this intersection., Larry Prososki, Lincoln, NE |
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let no bitter root spring up...., me
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So Grandpa WAS telling us the truth when he said that
he forgot where he parked the car!!, Cary T.
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Early engineering design of "The Club" to
prevent auto theft, Mike Ramsey
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In like new condition $50 OBO, will need chainsaw.,
Brandon Cox
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Summons to appear in court to pay overtime parking
violation in the amount of $8,673,239,816.13, plus court costs., Arnold
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Mechanics Tree house, Yates Family
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Martha Stewart's rural gardening segment...., C. Voit
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You, too, can grow a Chia car!, Kristin Williams
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"Jack, where did you put those magic beans?",
Brian Stout
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Those Starbuck's lines just keep getting longer!,
Dave
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Waiting for a Seller's Market, Jon Shelver
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You can always tell which car is the pastor's...,
Brian McCann
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"I thought a drive-thru at the Post Office would
speed things along.", Camille
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Attack of the tree huggers, Kate S.
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That's what I call wrapping a car around a tree.,
Roxy
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Obviously, This Car Is A Tree Speed., Tim Kingston
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"That's a real engine block--of wood!",
Judy Askew
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"That's the last time I let the dog drive.",
Chris Tuzeneu
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"No. You misunderstood!. I didn't say it CAME
from the Ford plant. I said it WAS a Ford plant!", Lenore
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I guess your right; I have been asleep a long time.,
Jean
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Paul Bunyan: Whoops! Sorry about that!, Skip
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For Sale: Old Tree-Bird., Mike & Sue
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Take good care of your vehicle - cars don't grow on
trees, y'know!, kk
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uhh...dad?, Scotty
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The little engine that wood, Linda
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Good Cars Don't Grow On Trees, Kathy
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Is it too late to change the oil?, Nancy Ludwig
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See Grandma, I told you it would still be here!, Richard
of Minnesota...
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Long-time no drive, James Bryant
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"Yup, honey, that is one big ostrich all right.",
al ceaser
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I'm a botanist, not a mechanic! How do you think I
would understand 'Duel-line Holly'?, Bob Lingle
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Proof that engine maintenance IS important..., Patrice
A. Unekis (a single mom learning about car maintenance the hard way!)
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Before the invention of the Model T, Ford experimented
with the Model Tree?, Aaron Warren JR*
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1- " A tree grows in the Hood" , Nicholas
Aponte
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Now that concept cars are shifting towards alternate
fuel sources, we're seeing a lot of problems, including this one based
on the idea of using "photosynthesis"., JD Robbins
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This beauty has a tree-point-2 litter engine., Carroll
A. Fowler
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Jack...I told you it wasn't a good idea to hide those
seeds in your car!, Lydia Hesman
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After years of speculation and rumors the mystery
of what finally happened to the Bandit was solved., Donald Walsh
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This could be quite a challenge for the "the
backyard mechanic"!, Thomas J. Howell
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Hey Ma! I think it's time to mow the yard again!,
D. Price
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A little gas tree-tment and it should run fine!, Ron
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I believe I have found the root of the problem !!,
Chester R Davey
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" It's been years since I've driven this car
----- , E. B. Westerberg
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"Dear! I got the Christmas tree! (kinda)",
Rachel
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Joe-Don-Bob Goober scores a ringer in the local car
pitchin' contest., Stan
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This headache just keeps getting bigger, and bigger,
and bigger..., Bert Reid
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I told you it would be ready in a week But, I didn't
say which one., Cyndi
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This baby has a tree fifty seven V-8 in it..., Donn
Lord
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My engine problem really has my mechanic "STUMPED"!,
Superdad
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George, its been years since we used the car to go
to church, bring it around the front and lets use it today!, Ron Istre
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Imagine Leo's surprise when he discovered the elephant
doing a handstand on his favorite car., Derek, DS
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Better give me my 3 Iron George, looks like a Driver
will never get out of here., Scott Fambrough
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In answer to you question, this is why I don't go
to church., Olen
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