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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #32!CleanLaugh regulars suggested 308
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I'm gonna be first in line to my Christmas shopping
done. I need to do some serious grocery shopping!, Liz
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Look, I'm doing a wheely!, Todd Shank
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The train is made up, Harold Howard
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Santa's off-season job, Shelley Petley
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If this doesn't make the record books, nothing will.,
David Richards
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Talk about Holiday Shopping for the Relatives, Jetaune
Wilson
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When Tiny goes shopping, he goes shopping!, Jim Kirchoff
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All hands on deck, it's grocery day at Bubba's!, Mary
Ann
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"I've got to get my hearing checked"! I thought they said this was a "Cush" job, not "Push" job!, Billy |
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Train engineer in training., Billy
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After his LONG lunch break, Myron finally got around
to gathering up those pesky carts in the parking lot., Sheila
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OOOh, now I KNOW why I always end up with a cart that
wobbles!, Toni
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"Jenny Craig" would be so much easier!!!,
Bob
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Head em up and move em out. Rawhide!!!, Bob
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Wal-Mart has a new exercise program for it's cart
handlers!, Mrs. Tim in GA
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Help Wanted: Desperate Piggly Wiggly Manager Seeking
Reliable Part-time Carriers. He can be contacted at the veterans hospital
where he is undergoing surgery for a recent hernia., Toni
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"Bob just can't resist the allure of a discount
store.", B. Guise
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OK hun, I think that should be enough to carry your
beauty supplies, Steve Gorski
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This is the last time I go shopping with my wife!,
George Fensick
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Living proof that some men still put their cart's before their horse's., Madonna Borromeo |
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Whatta you mean? Go put em back where I got em from!!!,
Charlie Wiltshire
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I believe you forgot one!, K Krueger
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Rod and Todd just couldn't stand the new cart cleaner
at Wal-Mart because they thought he looked like such a showoff., Drew
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George is seen here wrestling with the giant "Metalica
Centipede"!, Grady Wortman
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And you thought that searching for a bad bulb on a
Christmas tree was hard, try finding the stuck wheel in this lineup,
thunderdog
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"If I ever find the kid with the Super Glue!!",
Jim Jones
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If this doesn't get me a discount ticket from the
Walmart greeter, I don't know what will., K. Hale
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By George, I know they'll have a cart when I get in
there today!, Susan Pennycuff
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uhhggghh! I should have gone to collage!, Matt G.
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I can't believe it all fit in the car!, msjneer
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Opps I think I hit the back of the store!, Levi
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After 5 hours trying to push in the carts, Bob realized
they reached the back of the store., LeAnne
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hey,I never knew that shopping carts could conga.,
bobby d
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(on phone) I don't know Martha, George said he had a *Plan*. He said he knew a great way that we could beat out all the other Holiday shoppers for the Big Blow Out Holiday sale... I'm a little concerned Martha, George doesn't even like shopping & he just lost his job, our dog died, the car broke down & I found out I'm pregnant with twins. He said something about going down to the sale a little early... He just seems so tense. :), Kimbel |
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For Halloween, the store owner decided to combine
his centipede costume with an advertising campaign., Kyra
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We're here at the Cart racing 500 and there has been
a huge pileup., yoda313
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I KNOW I left the list in one of these carts., Peggi
Billman
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If I ever catch that guy with the glue gun!!, Ty
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I should of never told the Manager that I could retrieve
the carts in 5 Minutes..., Richard of Minnesota
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Herb was captured on this surveillance video, stocking
up on K-Mart's 1/2 price Ring-Ding sale. Needless to say Herb's Over-Eaters
Anonymous Group was notified., jeffsilverman.com
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Sure, I can prove it. I Was hired for my size! (Bert) The hardest part was getting the first one through the door., Bert Reid |
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and for the serious shopper, we have, stretch shopping
carts, bob d
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Darn it any how, I wonder what I ran into now?, Paulette
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Hey, mister! You missed the cart on the other end of the parking lot!, pegacentaur |
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"On Donner, on Blitzen...", Pete Lewis
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Now that I broke out of the Jenny Craig bootcamp -
It is time for grocery shopping!, Jeff McKinstry
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My wife went in for just a couple things...I know
what that means!, Art
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I spend over a $100.00 just to get the carts from
lock up., D. Smith
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Hi, my name is Roger. (Hello, Roger.) I'm a shop-a-holic., Wayne |
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I never thought I'd grow up to be a caboose., Mary
Robertson
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Cart pushers strike for more pay at Christmas, Manager
attempting to compensate., Rachel
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He finally decided to return them to get his deposit
back, Andrew Wong
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Are they coming out through the back door yet?, Pat
Fischer
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"What do you mean, they've rearranged the display
cases?", Andy Terry
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After 60 minutes, Jerry realized he was not Superman,
LeAnne
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The new promotion only allows 1 free donut per shopping
cart., Mike
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Just before his 'cart'-iac arrest!, Jamie Buder
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And he huffed and puffed and blew the carts in !,
George J. Rice
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Back Foul Spirit! BACK!, Kylie |
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My wife complains about my driving... I'd just like
to see *her* try this!, Dean Strand
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I thought man was supposed to be at the TOP of the
food chain!, Lenore
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What do you mean, "Wrong store"?, DOH-Bert
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I don't really care for that new worker Jerry. He's always trying to show off., Marissa |
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"Stop! Stop! Stop pushing, you've already knocked
down three can displays and I am not picking them up for you.",
Sarah
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Hugebert always knew his size would come in handy.,
Bert (aka Hugebert)
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The paper said " No limit on the pizza special.
", Sonny Smith
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What do you mean backup?,
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This had better be the grocery store., David Fathers
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They said a few hundred cartwheels would get me a
try out for the circus, w.breighner
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