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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #33CleanLaugh regulars suggested 417
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Do you think she'll let us get THAT?, Tasty-Bert
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Sister Maria saves the galaxy once again., Todd Shank
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Now as long as Mother Superior doesn't catch me at
this Hell's Angels website...., Shelley Petley
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The students suspected that Sister Mary-Barnabas had
been looking at Pastor Tim's website again., Drew
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Can't understand all the fuss last Sunday about the Internet! Now let's see - |
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Forgive Me Father, Come on 21., Dave Street
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Warning: Computer games can be "habit" forming!, Kenneth McCammon |
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Sister Sarah's bidding on E-bay again., Rachel S
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Just one more try... I know I can beat this game...
just one more try, ok, just one more, just one........., Me
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"Hmmmmm. Maybe the forbidden fruit really was
an Apple"
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Who knew tetris could be so "heavenly!",
Walt
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Now for my next stunt...2 windows open at once!, Kyra
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"Leave me alone. I'm trying to beat the knights
before I get to the castle!", B. Guise
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Maybe I have to hold my mouth just right to get this
thing to work., Patti
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'Owning' a gun was no longer enough... She just HAD
to subscribe to the NRA Online., Heather Rainwater
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"that young Pastor Tim is so clever, God bless him.", prayzebee |
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What fun ! My vow of silence said nothing about e-mail
., E B W-- Minneapolis
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I told you I could train that church-mouse!, Joni
Lev
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Sister just "shot the moon" in a game of
hearts, wayne b.
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Hmmm, Just click here and we will have all the Holy
Water that the parish will ever need!, Richard of Minnesota!
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I'll get you Zigore, you filthy space alien, you.,
Bob
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Google search: My tongue is stuck to my dentures!, Kyra |
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Sister Maria lets out a silent gasp of joy at having
finished the internet., Reuben
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"Sister Betrill, much older now, lost her wings
and is booking a flight on the Web.", David Hill
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Lets see the Pope get to level 63!, Roger Hepworth
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Everybody on the web wondered who was the merciless
~black angel~ who won every internet combat game., Donald Walsh
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Take that you Satanic Droid!, Mike
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Let's see . . . was that www.God.com or www.God.org?,
Jeff McKinstry
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WOW, Ebay does have the new habits!!!, Kimberly Math
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The vow of silence is not what it used to be., Leon
Barber
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"Popes Website" Now I can finally vote for
the new Priest for my Parish!, Phil Meloon
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Just 2 more minutes your Holiness. I am almost on level 5., Brandon |
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So your telling me I just need to press this button
and this new fangled thing will snap my picture., Brandon
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Oooooh, that Pastor Tim is a hunk.,
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Sister Mary John finally gets to see the NIV Bible!,
Steve Oglesby
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Are slow internet connections making you late to masses
every day? Are you asking for forgiveness every few minutes for things
you've said at constantly slow loading internet sites? Then you need
the DSL services of Bellsouth, Thunderpup
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Back at ya, Beelzebub!, Wendy Stewart
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"Pastor Tim's 'CleanLaugh' web site is a riot!",
Don
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Solitaire Hall of Fame - Here I come!!!, Ben
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New meaning to singles online, Skipper
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I cannot wait to see what Pastor Tim has today!, Skipper
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Sister Mary can remember less complicated times.,
Anne Borton
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WOW! These Pop-Up Ads Could Really Get Out the Word
for BINGO Night!!, Jonathan Triggs
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"Yeah! More ammo!", Charley Cross
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All right! This website sells flavored Polydent!,
Mike Ronic
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"With this new photo editor I can see what Sister
Mary will look like as a blond!", Tiffany
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We told her to stop, but we just couldn't... now she
and her sisters are users!, Michael
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Block Spam?.......I didn't know these things served
food as well!....., Sheree Andrews
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Who in the heck is this " Pastor Tim "?,
Sonny Smith
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Ummm! I can almost taste that chocolate cake of Martha's., wlamkin@hotmail.com |
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Sister Mary finally caught the church mouse., John
F.
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The soon to be Canonized Saint Rose of Redmond, found
that she could move the computer's cursor with her tongue instead of
the mouse, and that biting down twice on her tongue (depending on which
side of the mouth it was sticking out of) was like double-clicking the
left or right mouse button., Stan Leonard
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Sequel to 'The Sound of Music' - "How do you
solve a problem like Sophia...", Sarah Kemp
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I did it, I did it...I pinned the tail on Father Mike.,
Darlene Humnphries
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FBI has discovered who the infamous "Author Unknown"
really is..., Capt Cook
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"What can I do to Father Mulcahey's sermon this
time?", Cindi N.
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I wonder if Tim's updated the "your turn"
page yet!?!, Joe O
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Sr. Hacker has just siphoned another 10 billion from
a Swiss bank and deposited it with the orphanage., Penny Bell (Australia)
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Well, bite my tongue off if that ain't the cutest
pastor I've ever seen. Well lets see what his name is, Pastor Tim.,
N. Chapman
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And a new T.V, and a New VCR, and..., Bob
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The on line doctor says stick out your tongue and
say aaahhhhh, Roger
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Oh, St.Peter, this computer froze up AGAIN!, I'm going
crazy!
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"You can run, but you can't hide! We will find you!", Paul G. |
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In this get-up no one will think I'm hacking in on
government files, David Peterson
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I'll pray in a second I'm almost to the 4th level!,
Yoda
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"I've got some great song ideas for sister act
3, now I just gotta find those words!", rhubarbwell
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<filling out an online questionnaire>.. survey asks for : Your HOBBIES:.. she types in, I don't have any hobbies, BUT I do have a habit., |
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It seems to go faster with my tongue hanging out.,
Rhonda Kelly
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Heaven can wait, jcole
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Sister Mary Margaret has just entered a website run by the convent. It's called Second to Nun., Kristen |
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That's it ... click on the Pearly Gates icon!, S.
C. Chew
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"Just a sec, sister Mary... I have to beat this
Protestant at online checkers.", Goober and Loober
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Darn that Enron!, Carlos Guerra
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He really thinks he's chatting with the Virgin Mary.
Well, I fooled him., Sandy S.
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Wow, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh site...but why do they
have my picture?, Josh
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I know I can hit that monkey one more time ... that
will be $10,000 for the parish in one week!, Dave Brooks
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This electric ballot for Pope is hard to understand.,
Laurie Bug
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Did you see the Virgin Mary tire at http://www.cybersalt.org/jehuschariot/gallery/index.html?,
Collin
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