It's Your Turn to Be Funny #34!

It's watermelon harvest time near the TMI nuclear power plant., Todd Shank

Square Meal Deals ain't what they used to be!, Frubby

Umm...Those farmers must've used Mel Bartholomew's square-foot gardening method., Louise

Greengrocers in India were finally latching on to "Watermelon Tetris", Britney H8r

This is why God never consults a committee when making decisions., k evans

These watermelon origami are impossible to get round with these directions., Bob Ericson

Well, we were just tired of having to find different size and shape boxes for different size and shape watermelons, so we asked our friends over at GenTech for a little "extra" something be put into the seeds that our suppliers use......., thunderpup

"It's COOL to be square", Louise Abeling

New even bigger fruit Jolly Rancher candy., Brandon

Has Jollie Rancher gone too far? Nah...., Robert E. Webb II

"See what happens when we let SpongeBob SquarePants handle the watermelon seeds", David Fraley

This year even the pumpkins are getting dressed up for Halloween, Kyra

Watermelon Boggle, mikek

Ethel!  You planted the watermelons in square pots again, didn't you!  Hey, Ethel, Eth...don't you give me that face!, Drew

The best thing since the seedless watermelon., Josh

Well, looks like this crop of melons is all SQUARED away!!!!, jterry

Sure am glad to have the instructions for tying a 'square' knot!!, dpc

BOB!! what did they do to poor BOB! oh, poor tomato! LARRRRRYYYY..., Kori

Finally, I can now get that watermelon into my lunch bag!

I thought it was pie are square!, Collin

Watermelon social for squares, Greg

Watermelon dynamite, Mary

Why you never eat a Jolly Rancher around a field of watermelons, Gloria Delorme

"George, do you really think exploding watermelons will go over big on 4th of July?", Margie B.

Once you get the wick started, they burn for hours!, Tony Booker

I really think the Catholic church has gone too far with these watermelon scented candles., Sandy Steele

Watermelon-flavored cheese... now there is an invention., ~Hezz

The perfect gift for your square dancing date!, Sarah Kemp

Harol felt he had the perfect hiding place. After all, how many square shaped watermelons could there be., Donald Walsh

Another good use of government grant money, Skipper

Of course the people here will buy them; they're all blockheads!, Collin

The gift table at the fruit farmer's wedding., Joe O

This was easy, now let's make square eggs!, Frank

The first harvest of the new IMACS has finally arrived!, Beverly

Jolly Rancher's answer to the Super-size craze., Kim & Melanie

The good news is that after decades of research, the melons will fit our standard size boxes, the bad news is that they're a seedless variety!, wayne b.

just cloning around, Kerry Klontz

How's this for a square meal?, David

Y2K Leftovers, jeffsilverman.com

Alien Droppings, jeffsilverman.com

After losing their job as BigBloc Builders the Bloc Family decided to get in the business of growing watermelon, N. Chapman

I suppose this thing has a "square-root"?, math-bert

Goober Electronics' unveils its new "Squash Game System" to as a challenger in the "Game Cube" market., Stan

These "naturally grown; no chemical additives" tags make them sell faster., Karen

It is at this point on the production line where we take off the stem here at the Mega-Starburst Farm., RMH

Well John, do you think my wife will be surprised?... She always did say she liked her watermelon diced., RMH

Are you sure you followed the cloning directions for the pumpkins correctly?, Ginger Butler

Hey Joe, they must of used the square cows to fertilize these!, Roberta

You should see the poor chickens!, Alexben

It's hard to know which is harder - cutting the frogs into squares, or adding the wicks?, Rick Stilwell

Dr. Fruitatti finally found a farm family that would form fruit to fit in the fridge..., Hillary

We Salute The Squares & Stripes Section, Sue

Suck it in boys, hear comes that cute tomato from accounting!, Tom Wasmoen

I told you to fill the ice trays with WATER, Helen!, Eddie Hall

And to think I traded a whole cow for those seeds..., Christina

I knew I should have multiplied that fertilizer formula by pie/r instead of the square root!, Randy Gist

The Roswell incident was true and now you can own a piece of history for only $39.95. They come already packaged, just add water and watch them grow. Go to Aliensinabox.com to order yours today., Kevin D. Turner

"I told you we needed to space out the seeds more!", Rachel

Wait till you see the cantaloupes!, Lindsay Davis

Some kind of melonoma, Tiffani

Squared off and ready for the round of judging..., Esther

introducing the all new "McWatermelon", tastes almost as good as the real thing!, Rob

The curious result of playing Huey Lewis and the News' hit "It's Hip to be Square" non-stop in a watermelon patch during the growing season., Mark Cox

The Grinch strikes again, Robbie Harvey

Just wait 'til those consumers find out what's REALLY in these babies!, Heather N.

Now toting  green stripes and stems, the new "iMellon" G4 is sure to be the hit of the entire computer show!, Lindsey Houston

Watermelon?  No, What-a-melon!, Cindy Anderson

Hey Stan how long and hard are we suppose to blow into this thing?, Randy Ewing

Hurry John, maybe they won't notice., Gevonna Fear

Scientists found a more economic way to send those "fruit of the month" gifts throughout the year..., Tara

The square root x 70/100 seeds for planting = the optimum-um melon, Michelle

I told you not to use brown water., Harry Simons

coming up with desert ideas for the square dance has gotten a little out of hand., Robert Couchman

Our Country is on alert. Even the watermelons stand at attention!, Elizabeth Bluebird

I hate when its my turn to do the family shopping., DJ

I know the kids will never guess these are their Christmas presents, Sandra

The grower said he used to work at the Post Office., Gregory Nations

It's amazing what they're doing with Alligators these days., Page- sickdegrees.com

Martha Stewart said plant the watermelon seed in a big flower box. Now look what you've done!, Dan Rosch

Battery Chickens were one thing but Battery Fruits were taking it a bit too far., James Murphy

This was the first time John had been forced to use Math Equations to Judge the annual Fruits and Vegetables show, James Murphy

"Man, what DO those Californians do all day?", Dorian Johnson

Sponge Bob Square Pants fever sweeps the nation!!!, Lark Woods

pie are square, now melons are too!!, w.breighner

Aren't we supposed to put the snakes in the box?, David MacDonald - Scotland

Do you think you'll still be able to see the road once you hang these dice from the mirror?, David MacDonald - Scotland

"Box Lunch", MLM

Be there....or be square!, Deirdre of Duncan,BC

"Do you sell any other kind of waxed fruit besides watermelon?", Tabitha

I just don't get the appeal of modern handbags., B, Vancouver WA

"This one would make a great cage for my parakeet.", Sarah E.

I love these "Cuben" watermelons!, David White

"Great, Jensins been drinking again.", Weird0

In today's world, everything comes in cubicles....they have

"Use the hay-baler," they said. "It'll be fun," they said., Brian Saunders- Pole Green Church of Christ

Along with "Xbox" and "Playstation 2" comes "Watermeloncube", Daniel Hoover

"why don't these fireworks light?", Ray Watts

You've heard of cherry bombs!  Wait until you hear the bang from these babies!, David Hill

So I figured: Iff'n that computer company up north got folks to buyin' their boxes that look like cows..., Preacher Eric