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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #35!CleanLaugh regulars suggested 391
captions for the picture below!
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Talk about being a 'Chain Smoker'!!, dpc
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Guess the "Patch" stopped working!!, dc
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Rumor has it, the church council is rethinking the
position on Christians and smoking., Leon
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Man, I need a cigarette!, Tabitha
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I hope now that cute girl at the smoke shop will notice
me..., Dean Strand
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Tomorrow is "Quit Smoking Day"! So, this
should last a lifetime., Becky from Kazoo
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Dude!, Karen
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You know, this man isn't really filling his need for
nicotine, he's simply supplying the crowds need for second-hand smoke,
Thunderpup
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Joe challenges the drug company's effectiveness claims
for nicotine patches, jan slick
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Today, "The National Inquirer" released
this photo of Bill Clinton at the 1967 frat party at which he insists
that he didn't inhale., Stan
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The Surgeon Generals son gets a little rebellious
at times, Robert Couchman
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At the age of 49 and never having smoked, Bob had
to make up for lost time., Daniel Hoover
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"Carl promised to quit, after smoking just one
more time.", Trudy M.
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"Don't worry about my habit...I only smoke once
a day!", Trudy M.
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He's not worried, they're the filter kind!, cqycqy
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Chain Smoking has now come "Full Circle"!,
Richard of Minnesota...
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I'm not addicted, I'm not addicted, I'm not addicted.......,
Debbie
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He claims to be a 3-pack a day man , but he only gets
one cigarette break a day ! !, E.B.Westerberg
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When I said I would quit smoking after one more carton,
I didn't know I would have to smoke them all at the same time!, Gloria
Plourde
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"Sal M. Wins Ton but everything goes up in smoke
for Cam L., MLM
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Whom do you call? The Surgeon General or the Fire
Marshall?, Anthony Caywood
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Anyone else got a light? How 'bout a blowtorch?,
Dave Klammer
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I'm trying to stop biting my nails., Beverly
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I only started smoking last year..... when I was 6.,
Gwendolyn
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Grant lost his bet and was forced to meet the Wheel
of Misfortune, Daniel Garratt
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I know I'm keeping the cigarette companies in business
but I have to have a wake-me-up in the morning, Dee Wickenden
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Bob makes another attempt to become Camel's poster
boy of the year., T E Shank
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Look mom! No lungs!, Skipper
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The taxes paid for by this one smoke break will provide
healthcare to 37 children., Keith
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Jimmy believes extreme measures are necessary to get
the most from his lawsuit., ~hezz
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See the Medic-Alert bracelet on his wrist? Guess what
that's for., mikek
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Joey never did anything half way., kevans@stillmanseal.com
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E-mail too slow--got heap big news to send over yon
mountain., Louise
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Fraternity hazing sinks to an all time low!, Tina
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A thousand points of light, Mary
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Instead of reinventing the wheel, Ned decided to smoke
it., Jennifer Bruyere
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The day BEFORE the Great American Smoke Out, Jennifer
Bruyere
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This new super-sized cigarette will never catch on.
The matches are way too large to carry in your pocket., jterry
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Ernest realized suddenly that he had developed quite
a habit..., Ciele
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It's easy, I just don't inhale, Connie
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October submission for the Darwin Award., Ron Gaskins
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No mom, I'm not smoking 'A' cigarette, terry
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Quick! Quick! I have to die by this time tomorrow
to collect on my life insurance!, Mark Naudé
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Its time to barbecue my lungs again!, Hansel
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The Surgeon General doesn't have a clue!, Sue
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Can I still get in on the tobacco settlement?, Sue
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I promise I'll only smoke once a year..., Stephen
Allen
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Just got dumped by 487 girls., Andrew
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That was the longest non-smoking flight I have ever
been on., Kirby Coon
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Seriously, I'm quitting after I smoke my last carton!!!,
Chris Ostrom
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This is your brain on drugs, Andrew Wong
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Quick way to set off the smoke alarm, Mary Beth Powell
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You know you have a problem when..., David
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Fred, not quite understanding the term "second-hand
smoke," shows his design for a cigarette-powered clock., Jonathan
Triggs
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Due to cutbacks in government funding, research scientists
are using accelerated methods in conducting field studies of the effects
of smoking., Steve Smith
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Omar didn't start to worry until he found out that
all the filters were made from asbestos., Brian Walmsley
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Smokin' Sam at ten minutes prior to boarding a seventeen
hour flight., alan b.
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Researchers try to rush results of city smog testing!,
CJ Frey
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It'll be THREE CARTONS the next time we catch you
smoking!!!, Robert Webb
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I've cut down from 100 packs a day, to 50 packs at
a time., Debby Bryant
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This is what happens when the Gatling Gun company
diversified into the tobacco industry., Paul G.
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Just Like Fast Food Meals, cigarettes now come in
regular, large, and get your emphazema right way size, Misti
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Tobacco Companies still insist that Cigarettes are
NOT addictive, Susann Hall
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Got Nicotine?, Mike Hiott
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Capital Punishment for Cigarette Bosses, Kylie
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Ronnie already knew he was going to regret giving
up smoking for lent, Richard Whitman
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At this point, I don't think the filters are going
to make that much of a difference., Cale Block
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Hey, the tobacco companies didn't warn me!, Onesimus
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Edward lost his bid for the Guinness world record
of "Most quickly contracted case of lung cancer" when he passed
away from smoke inhalation - shortly after this photo was taken., Scott
Johnson
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Manuel could not figure out why nobody would acknowledge
his request for life insurance coverage., Matt Sponaugle
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the surgeon general said what???, Walter levy
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I'm SO tired of the guys asking me for cigarettes...I'm
just gonna smoke 'em all at once!, Joe O
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Just making up for the 2 weeks I spent in Hospital.,
David. A. Burgess
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Saddam Hussein's latest mass weapon of destruction....the
gatling cigarette gun thingy., Michael Field
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With "smoking sections" getting harder and harder
to come by, some people rejoice in strange ways when they finally find
one!!
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That'll show that BUSYBODY Surgeon General!, David
Paul Xavier Burch
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...and in his bid for CEO Philip Morris,, al X
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"I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll burn the
house down!", Benjamin Graber
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Assisted Suicide 101, Lee Brazie
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"Got Cancer?", Jeanine
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Oh yeah, the women are noticing me now!!, Lynda
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He knows that Wake Forest University gets a lot of
funding from RJ Reynolds. What they didn't tell him was that he could
pay his son's tuition directly to the school., John Taylor
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it's okay...this ain't tobacco...it's camel dung!,
Deirdre Sinclair
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Light 'em if ya got 'em, A.M. HOWE
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Look Ma, no hands!!!, hungry hungry hippo
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Bob, you can find a more appropriate way to demonstrate
the ruination of Gomorrah., Joey O, VA
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Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and [my
lungs they] bubble., Chris B.
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And he wondered why his medical insurance premium
tripled!, T Shank
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Those tobacco companies have gone berserk due to losing
sales to teens!, Ignorant Apathy
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I think he's going to need that 200 step patch program!!,
Moriah H.
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