It's Your Turn to Be Funny #36!

Trick-or-Treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to EAT!, Rick Sherman

Ma'am, my car broke down.  May I use your phone?  (he he), Lee Brazie

We should have listened when the herpetologist told us  not to raise Ali in the tub., Teresa H.

"Hey can Bobby come out and play now?", sharron hayward

Here kitty kitty kitty., KING BRANKO

See ya later, Gator!!, dpc

What's worse than your cat hanging off the screen door?..., Tobey

Oh c'mon honey I was only kidding, Robert Couchman

That's the most realistic Halloween costume I've ever seen !, Tony Booker

Knock - Knock... Who is it?  Telegram!, Dean Strand

"Ding dong!"  "AVON calling!", mike hayward

"Let me in! Let me in! It's starting to rain and my alligator shoes might get wet!", Heather

The smell of momma's gumbo always had the neighbors knocking for dinner., Tammy

Honey, please let me in.  I swear that I don't know what happened to your fluffy little dog or the two tasty cats.  (burp!), Janice DeLuca

"Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Allie!" "Allie who?" Alligator", Judy

"Help! I'm lost," says Freddy, as he sheds some crocodile tears. I ran away from the Gucci factory before I'm mincemeat.", Judy

"I was working in the lab late one night....", Charlie

"Honey, your Mother's here!", Charlie

Wiiiiiiilllllllmmaaaaaaaa!!!!!, Big Moses

"I put in 8 hours at the swamp and this is the thanks I get, they put the key out of my reach!", Rocky VanBrimmer

Becki, I told you that blind date services were a sin!, Joey O. VA

Okay Maude, you can let Billy in from his punishment., Joey O.

"Can Fluffy come out and play?", Trudy M.

"Let me in!  The Gator Bowl's on!", Trudy M.

Now you know who was really chasing Little Red Riding Hood.  So much for all those artist's conception drawings of a wolf at the door., Al Rodway

We had a bad feeling about the new boyfriend when he didn't show up with flowers., Barry Scott

Dad!  I don't think it's a Jehovah's Witness this time!, Stephen Cram

Hello?  Have you seen my buddy The Big Bad Wolf?, Joe O

I am SO tired of waiting for them to come to me....., Joe Raleigh

"Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a Floridian.", Mary

Where are my keys?  I knew I should worn my other pants!", Mark Ramsey

see ya later alligator, after while crocodile!!, josc

Honey, please let me come back in...I promise I won' eat the next person that comes by to see us..., T.R.H.

Hmmm... Well, at least washing windows gives me some pocket change!, David Denney

After a night on the town, Sven blamed the demon drink for his inability to turn the door handle...., Jude NZ

Help that crazy dentist is after me again!!, Michael

Avon calling... We have a wonderful new moisturizer I'd like to show you., Michael

The Wolf?  That's old hat!  Now if you really want someone to impersonate Grandma..., Leonie from Koroit

I knew we shouldn't have fed that thing!, Lance

Hey don't you want to hear about my term life insurance plan?, Dan

I guess that streak-free shine from Windex works on alligators as well as birds., Daniel Hoover

Sometimes little things you flush down the toilet , will come back to haunt you !, E B W ---Minneapolis

Trick or Treat!! I want someone good to eat!, Elizabeth

Honey, would you let the dog in?, Elizabeth

Hey mom!  Guess what, we had an assembly today and the magician asked for a volunteer and I got picked!  He said I'd return to normal after I had the family for dinner-I think he meant dinner with the family., Noreen

Oh No Bob !!! Your Mother is at the door again!!  (The Mother-n-law from "heck")., Kimbel

98, 99, 100! Read or not here I come! (Hide & go seek Survivor style)., Kimbel

I wonder why the pet sitter my family hired locked me out of the house?, Charlene

Pardon me..  Do you have any Grey Poupon?, Vanessa M.

Another good reason not to leave raw meat out in the open., Brian Walmsley

Hey Lucy, I'm home!, Joel East

Honey! Your Alligator Shoes you ordered are here...But, I think there's some assembly required!, Paolo

Honey, go let the dog back in., Rachel S

Oh Captain Hooooooook...come on ooooooouuuuuuuut., Jim Lindley

Crikey, Steve! I guess turnabout is fair play., Mike

Just recently, Geico Direct decided to use a more direct method of advertising., Landon

"I hate indoor pools!", T. Cobb

What a day! Stuck in my costume and lost my house keys., car2ner

Miami-Dade and Broward Counties in Florida are again being investigated for election day voting problems.  Rumor has it that many people were prevented from casting their votes., Susann Hall

I gotta stop ordering those do it your self leather kits!, Peter g. Kuntz

Santa clause looks ALOT different this year..., turkey-lurkey

Aaw, c'mon, lady. I don't want your money, just the purse. That used to be my mother!, Russ

C'mon, honey. How was I supposed to know that it was your sisters dog?, Russ

The IRS has new recruits in Miami, the web

Just leave the handbag out on the front step said Mr McGoo, Brian Wheeler

Hey cool!  I just push this button, step aside, and a hot meal comes out this door!, Joe Raleigh

Never smile at a cro-co-dile...,

He couldn't believe it. He had left it all behind him, the punk kids and their leader, stupid little fairy dust driven insects, the sea, and most of all the fear of hearing that ticking slowly approaching in the water. No more, he'd retired years ago and changed his name and moved here to this quiet neighborhood. So Hook couldn't believe he heard ticking at his door., Donald Walsh

Honey? Could you call Steve Irwin? Quickly?, Kathryn

Well Bernice, would you lookie there ! I have seen some strange Christmas decorations hung on doors before, but this has got to be the strangest I've ever seen with my own 2 eyes ! I declare !, Kimbel

Assume the position, handbag!, Nick Brown

I told you to be home before midnight!, E Byrne

"Honey, please let me back in. Your cooking is much better than my mother's.", Tricia

"Let me in" "The Humans are coming!", Karen Trevino

I will now enter the human's natural habitat so I can observe it's daily rituals...I hope it doesn't bite me!, Julie

In your ad did you or did you not say that looks are not that important?, Lasting Magic

Oh....Steve Irwin...Mr. Crocodile Hunter....Where are you????, Michelle

I smell that chicken cooking, let me have it., John V.

Oh no, it's Bill from next door, I bet he wants to borrow my circular saw again!, Steve's Mom

Talk about a bad day at the office, I really feel like a crock, Tim Laura

When did they build this??? Well, gee....ya leave the swamp for a couple of years and Big business takes over!, Anne

I Don't care if you won it!! ...IT'S Not coming in my House, Pete Sagen

Louise wondered, as she returned from sunbathing, if it might not have been such a good idea after all.........., Ciele

"6,7,8,9,10... Ready or not here I come!"  Hide and Seek gone amuck., Linda

American crocs doing there part in the search for Osama Bin Laden, Gordon B