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It's Your Turn to Be Funny #38!CleanLaugh
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That
Wilbur ran off with the car and left me stranded!, Donna
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These
two neighbors got into a catfight over borrowing a cup of sugar. Animal
control was then called to picked them up., Tina from Sunny Florida
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Senior
Citizen discount Tour, dc
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Frank
was determined to settle the apple turnover incident that had caused
such a rift between his wife and her sister., Donald Walsh
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I
knew we shoulda upgraded the RV rental..., dc
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Zeke!
Zeke! Hold up there! I got 'em! I got 'em! Put the gun down and go get
the dogs!, Mrs. Kmart
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Why
the farmer's wife doesn't complain about his long hours anymore....,
JRenae N Mom
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Ironically
enough, Latvia's infamous "Grandma Bandits" were finally caught
raiding what they believed to be a chicken coop..., Drew
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Please
do not feed the old ladies. May bite., Audrey
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Just
taking the cows to the market, Sharon
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Do
those hens lay eggs?, Paul Bradley
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John's
suggestion for traveling with his wife and mother in law didn't turn
out to be so popular..., Julie
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You
know, I don't mind being carried away, but you'd think they'd at least
put a tarpaulin over the top!!, kaylajay crets
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George
was the envy of all his friends. His new car was a real 'chick magnet',
Abegweit
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Let's
just stop and pick some daisies you said . . . It can't do any harm
you said . . .Yeah Right!, Kryonic
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The
town was so small,,,,,,the jailhouse was on a trailer, Jim Plummer
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Edna
you have a sorry auto club plan Triple ZZZ is not for me.,
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See
Greta? I told you your skirt was too short!, Garth
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Federal
regulations have a drastic effect on the traditional hayride!!!, elbyovlov
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"I
told you that dressing like this wouldn't keep us out of jail!",
Ron Moniger
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Are
we there yet ?, Linda humber
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Just
taking Grandma and Aunt Bess out for some air., Brian W.
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After
tremendous success in Moscow, Ivan expanded his Rent-A-Granny business
to the Ukraine., Brian W.
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I
told you we shouldn't have gone to Wall-Mart......, LPike
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I
don't know what were doing here, some tourist jammed us in the back
of this guys cage for 5 American dollars and started taking pictures...,
Thunderpup
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Thelma
and Louise are finally captured in Northern Ireland!, Tina Robinson
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The
grandfather of all SUV's, Glen Hambrick
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I
told my mom and my mother-in-law I'd get a different vehicle if they
didn't stop being back seat drivers, but they didn't believe me., Noreen
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In
the land of men, hobbits were no longer welcome..., Kyra
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When
the Tour Guide said "Air Transportation", this is not what
I expected., Patrick McCollough
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Ya,
this feels safer than seatbelts!, Tom Albrecht
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Mertle
I told you it wasn't THAT Concord!, Timmy Kennedy
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"I
TOLD you we would get in trouble if you kept squeezing the Charmin!!!",
jat
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Well,
at their age I won't get much for them, but I can't risk any more workers
comp claims for biting., k. evans
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The
farmer's alternative to that foolish modern therapy., k. evans
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Emma!
Wake up! I think we just passed our stop!, Harold
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The
annual wild woman round up nets Igor two trophies., Bill
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when
your son said that he would send someone to pick us up this wasn't what
I had in mind!!!, Bottlecaps
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One
wise crack about the Pastor's sermon... What are YOU in for?, Allen
J. Newton
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Where
is the banana, Lanford
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Maude,
I told you to never buy a Eurorail pass through AARP!, Grady Wortman
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Bob
just couldn't wait to take his latest catch to the zoo in return for
something edible, sarah page
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Hey
Ma! I caught me them weasels that was attacking the chickens! By the
way did you find my glasses?, Julie R
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They
are taking this "Meals on Wheels" program way too far!, Erika
Lawson
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Jake's
wife told him to pick up two hens when he went to market..., seatea
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Zagreb
to Banja Luka, Express road service, Hansel
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I
told you it was a trap when you were trying to get that pumpkin!, josc
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"I
think we were a little rash.", Valdene Pringle
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the
last catch of the peasant season, Wonka 2
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"Hey
Boris! You see any more strays up there?", Sarah's Papa
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The
fashion police had finally caught them., Joanie
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Goober
Boris Chincovbosco invents the perfect way to take both your wife and
your mother-in-law on a relaxing drive in the country. Lamborghini tractor
(used) - $8,000; swine cage - $350; peace and quiet - priceless., Stan
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Wait
till they see the size of the chicks I raised., S. Eastham
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Throw
Momma from the Tractor!!, Benjamin Harold
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"The
farmer takes a wife...or two..", Trudy
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The
zoo starts a new meals on wheels program for the lions., Garry J. Hogue
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"If
I told you once, I told you 100 times Saddum....dressing up like women
will not get us across the boarder"., Billy
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Farmer
Wilfred insisted that his two beautiful daughters come to town with
him today., Richard of Minnesota...
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Hmmm
... don't know why they're complaining. Everyone else LOVES the moonroof
..., Mark Naudé
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Did
you find your seat belt? I can't seem to find mine., Voip101
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With
gas prices continuing to soar, carpooling has become more popular everywhere.,
Jonathan Triggs
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I
told you we shouldn't have tipped his cow!, dana mason
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The
Pied Piper changed his tactics only slightly as the years went on.,
Myra Harris
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This
home confinement program doesn't give as much freedom as they said it
would!, Rick Koen
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members
of the YaYa sisterhood have been getting out of hand again., Dawn
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"I
didn't hear him say 'Cage' Coach. Did you hear him say 'Cage' coach?",
Conchita Titus
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The
residents of the county jail were getting restless. So they invented,
"Tractor Rides.", Wesley
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I
told you we shouldn't let your son-in-law make the travel arrangements.,
Joel Osborn
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After
an all night Bingo binge, Elmer thought intervention was the only way.,
Tim Young
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I
TOLD you to quit gossiping!, Keith
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When
Pastor said that he would do anything to get us back into the church,
I didn't expect him to resort to THIS!, Dallas Platt
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I
wonder if this door will open like it did for Paul?, Jerry D.
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Please,
Bertha, tell him where you hid the remote!, Marci
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You
Had to hit him with the Bible,didn't you!, A.T.Allen
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"Martha!
Next time let's take a licensed taxi cab!", David Hill
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"I
told you the cops were riding in unmarked vehicles looking for jay walkers!",
David C. Hill
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They
finally got caught removing the do not remove tags on the pillows, carol
whary
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Pastor
Tim said it would be a cozy Hay Ride at the Fall Festival this year,
James Benton AR
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"I
told you to let Hansel and Grettle go, but nooo.", J. Pickel
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The
Real Thelma and Louise!, Stacey Wilson, Laurens SC
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....but
despite it all, Larry just couldn't bring himself to using the new fertilizer.,
Daniel Bridges
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I
wish you wouldn't have fallen out of the cart last week - now everyone
will think that we are criminals., Dale
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I
hate going to town, Dale
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I
cant believe this is the 5th time I'm lured into a cage by a cheesecake,
Sebastian Devareux
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I
told you not to talk back to pastor Tim, debby o
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How
could I be jaywalking? My name is Ingrid., Michael A. McCaffrey
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I
told you that didn't look like our chicken coop., Anthony Caywood
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Dude,
wrong animal., Pat
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I
told you he'd notice it was decaf!!, Karen Caffrey
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If
this is the transportation - what will the hotel be like?, Rick La Rivere
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That's
the last time I ever admit anything to him! I'm taking myself to confession
from now on!, Becky
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I
can put a call in to Joey the Fish. He can get us out of here in no
time!, Chris Sliger
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I
told you Wanda, no one leaves a coffee cake out in the open . . ., Chuck
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Does
my head look big to you?, Zoe Glossop
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Gertrude,
I've been thinking - maybe there's something to this "women's liberation"
after all..., Mark v
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The
animals that were originally in the cart dressed up as humans in order
to escape., Missy
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Martha,
I told you not to buy the generic brands! Harvey is really particular
about his Metimucel., Floyd Gage
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Eastern
Europe's version of the "glass ceiling", Courtland McCormick
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I
told you it was a trap - when is the last time he cooked and then left
it for you on a bale of hay?, BeerStein
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See
I told ya sis, Clyde did turn out to be an overbearing husband!, Laura
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I
thought you said he had a brother?, Katherine
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Surely
one of these will win the blue ribbon this year!, Donna Sue
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I
told you not to hit that kid with your cane., stephanie t
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Frank
didn't always see things eye-to-eye with Reverend Higgins, but in accordance
with this morning's message he was in full agreement to "take every
thought captive."
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Golda,
You have to spend 7 days/7 nights with Cecil's mother before we can
get married!, Bonnie W.
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What
do you mean there is no CD changer in this thing?, Travis Roste
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I
think it was a mistake to let the monkey drive!, Heidi K
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Psssst!
I thought the Iron Curtain was no more!, Mike W.
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