It's Your Turn to Be Funny #39!

Now I know what a GYM teacher does.  They G-et Y-ou M-ad., Chris R

I still don't see how hedgehogs do it., Allissa Cassell

"For the last time, the front of a ship is called the bow and it is shaped like this!", Richard Givens

I see the Lord..........., ciele

so you've done this before right???, sg

Next time I'll choose detention instead of da-torture, Charbaby

"If you would just lean a little further back, Angela, I could see about that stain on the front of your jacket.", SOS

Now, tell me, where are the weapons of mass destruction!!!  Talk!, Brian Rawlings

and now we'll just remove your upper arms...just relax, Sondy Ward

To save time, Lilly began folding the clothing while still being worn., Chelsea M.

Latest IKEA furniture is a little too controversial., Danny

Let this be a lesson--It is easier to flip a person over BEFORE you attempt mouth-to-mouth resuscitation., Matt from Virginia

Nobody told me the side affects of wearing stretchy pants., Sara

Who waxed the floor???, T L N

I don't bend that way, and I won't take you to my leader, morven magee

Just think of green grass and waterfalls!!, Elsie

Yes, doctor, it hurts!, Roger W Hancock

For the last time heather, where is Waldo !?, Jamon

Alright, alright Mum...I'll eat your stupid Casserole., Amy

"Look at me when I'm talking!", Anteo

I prefer the golden arches myself, sassy

what's a joint like this doing in a girl like you?, russel

No, Really, I was KIDDING when I said I wished I could bend like that!, Alina :-)

O.K., O.K., you don't have a big butt!, Allen Cudahy

OK! OK! I confess.  I used your lipstick!, Stephen Cram

Hey Lady - Origami is the Japanese art of paper folding, not the art of folding the Japanese!, Sick Lizard

Now lets see if your belly button is an innie!, Erik

Are you sure we aren't doing this backwards?, Scott Morris

The agony of learning "American Sign Language for Long Distance Viewing", Jim Gantenbein

This is not going to look good on your resume., southpaw65680

This hurts me more than it hurts you., Steve

ok, ok I take it back...Your not homely and fat., Bob Beaulieu

Just get me untangled...I'll tell you how I did it later ok?, Sophie

"I knew I should'a had a V-8", Gwen Moore

That's funny, she came out of the box so easy..., miriamcannon@sympatico.ca

no mama, I still don't want to eat my spinach., Calvin Summers

there must be an easier way to dust this floor!, Kathy McKay

At the Chiropractors of America training camp..., Deborah

have you seen the lean pockets, allen pentico

You said you wanted to be the little o in Ohio, NAOMA VANBRIMMER

when you said we would each sign for the deaf I didn't know you wanted me to be the letter C, Heather Denholm

You might feel a little pressure but it will take your mind off your headache , I promise, Tim McCallum

The Gumby Stretch, Julie N. Lowe

"Do you want to receive the Lord now or not!!!", Freddy O

"Tell me where you hid my gym locker key or I'll let go and you will smack your face on the floor.", David Hill

This is the way I felt when Pastor Tim didn't select me for the last picture.  I felt that he was saying to me "get bent", Bubba Nelson

The Human Stapler, Todg UK

UNCLE!  Enough already mom, I promise no more belly shirts!, Noreen

After being plastered to the gym floor after a steam roller was led astray from the building site in the school gym, poor liza had to be peeled from the floor by the coach., adie

"C" is for cookie.  It's good enough for me..., Sheri Sering

"Yes!  I've already tried Vax-D.", Keith Bunch

. . . And this is what happens when you don't return your library books to the school librarian!, Charlene

"I don't know about this new chiropractor. She sure - well, I don't know - she sure expects a lot on your first visit.", Emily a.k.a. "A.B"

Hey, I never thought I could do this! Is this even humanly possible? uh-oh...MATRIX!, Emily

I am sure I said 'stop' a long time ago., Beth

Why couldn't we just make a capitol A?...., Jessy Michelle

just a couple more tugs and we'll get your arms out of there, tabby and zsuzsi

ok sis, where did you put my diary, Dave Borck

Never talk back to your gym teacher in school, Barry S.

You know, this wouldn't be necessary if you would listen to me and not spend all night playing those silly video games., Bryan Ruffin, Truman Arkansas

That's how we pop them there pimples on our stomachs at my house., Dman

I've decided I don't want to be a contortionist anymore!, Jennifer Molnar

The Village People are going to be here any minute now.  Where are Y, M and A???, Ray Nittardi

I told you that we needed a new ski for the horse and buggy this year, April Ball

Help!!!  I've fallen and no one can help me up!!!!, Jimmie  Parris

Allison, determined to make the Olympic team, limbers up for her original Reverse Sleeping Bag Roll manoeuvre., Tom M.

The new commercial for "Vertebra Of Steel", Joe Ruberg

It's another one of those people who ignore the "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate" instructions, Jim Plummer

This happens every time people disobey that "NO U TURN" sign. Now let me see if I can straighten you out again., Jim Plummer

Yeah, the hood ornament looked kinda like this, Marie

You've done a perfect "C".  Now let's try for a "W", Heather Pearle-Gillis

A little discomfort now is necessary if you want to be the World Limbo Champion!, Rachel

The next time I tell you I like a boy, you won't turn around and tell him, right?, Brian W.

Roselynn always dreamed of being the mermaid attached to the bow of a ship., Beth

Look, can't you just write out the letter d?, Berlisa

"Please, if you just let me go I promise I'll do the balance beam.", Julie Ward

I know that this is uncomfortable, Sharon, but packing you in a suitcase and putting you in the baggage compartment is the only way that the both of us can afford to go to Sydney to visit Grandma., Scott McPhee

Ready? Aim. Fire!, Sydney Couch

How fast did you say that wind was moving?, Derek

I wonder if childbirth will give me stretch marks as bad as this will..., BabbleOn

Margie had had enough of her little sister sneaking into her room., Drew

Tell me where it hurts., Kenneth Geisler

It was Susan's job to unroll the gymnasts that were shipped in crates each week., Jennie C.

O. K. Back in the box!, Steven Tatro

Where is your last payment on your toe shoes!?!, Anthony Caywood

Mommy I've changed my mind...I'd rather play piano, kori

Listen, I really was just kidding about the "Bad Hair Day" crack, Okay?, Kenny Stowell

just try to relax, I promise, in the end going by post will be much cheaper than taking the bus, Alyssa

Look ma, no hands!, Beauty

I'm not going to Father Murphy in confession again, his penance is tuff!, weigh2much

Do you realise how hard my face is going to hit that floor if you let go?, Phil Layton

Could you please help me tie my shoes?, cqycqy

"Are you sure this is how your chiropractor does it?", Bill

After a short pain, you will feel nothing at all., Al Funk

Contestants, please get ready for the Human Boomerang event., Joe Raleigh

Cut backs to the cheerleading squad:  now one girl must form all four school initials at once!  Ouch!, Kyra

I'm not sure this helps. I think we could just _wait_ for puberty!, diogenes

Maybe we should put some more starch and less rubber in your diet ..., Mark Naudé

wait! wait! I meant Dixon you hand stand on Johnson's shoulders., Donald Walsh

It's hard to imagine the extremes some people will go to when breaking in new clothes!, JAT

"Coach, there's got to be an easier way to make the letter "C" for "Cougars" on the cheerleading squad"!, Billy

You must confess, I know that you did it., Audrey

You better let go slowly, because if I get another bloody nose I am going to sue., Jeremy Ragan

Oh yeah! I am SO going to have abs!, Jeremy Ragan

I promise, Mommy, I'll never sneak out of the house again., Charlie K.

Mama said there'd be days like this...., Debbie J

how do I manage to always get myself in these positions?, Kathy

New Jersey social services discipline for runaways, Greg

Sometimes Helga just couldn't separate her work at the pretzel factory from her personal life., Erika

Give me a "C"..., LER

Wow!  That's some Charley Horse!, Wow, that's some Charley Horse!

"Honey," I just bend the kids., Carol A Whary

W-w-when I count to 3, y-y-you go into a handstand ... I-I-I think I'll be able to support your weight!!, elbyovlov

okay Okay OKAY!!! I'll tell you all about who was at Amy's party last night!, Renae Bettenhausen

The famous Jameson twins (conjoined from birth at the ankles and hands) discuss their upcoming separation operation., VJ

The letter "E" is a little more tricky, Dave

Ah yes the old human catapult to launch the cherry pit trick., Whit

After having her spine removed Sally found that exercising was almost, but not quite, less painful., Lynne

I'm sure glad she's not my chiropractor!, Dean Strand

Are you sure someone didn't turn your head around, Sweety?, Lazybear

Mom's going to be maaaaaaad.  She told me if I did it again I'd get stuck this way., Judy

I don't want to be a pretzel !, Debbie