It's Your Turn to Be Funny #4!


CleanLaugh regulars suggested 97 captions for the picture below!
The top 51 are below.  They appear in random order.
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Giving a new meaning to the word "nose ring", Elisabeth

What are you looking at? Is there something in my nose?, Sharon

Smile! You're on Candid Camera!, Sharon

nasal Roto Rooter (r), Imogene Johnson

"If you must pick your nose, at least cut your fingernails!", Arnold

Don't encourage him.  He just wants attention., Kathy Hess

It's how I keep my nose out of your business, LTC

They went that-a-way!!, Dave Finley

"Ah...  Ahhh....  AhHHH....".  Thunk!  "Ah... thanks", Nick in SD

This form of acupuncture really works, just ask my doctor. His name is Dr. Goober, Kim Gerety Omaha, Ne

Doctor, are you sure this will stop my snoring?, Breton Imhauser

Now Simon says..., Breton Imhauser

they tried to tell me what that darn nose candy would do to my nose, adrain desaire

darn mom was right about picking my nose after all, Dee

Hey, do you think this will get me into Guiness book or world records???, unknown

Darn! Lost my bone during the night.  Just gotta keep something in there., hugebert

Max was imbarrassed that he had lost his nose ring, so hoping noone would notice.........he improvised., Kathy Hess

Look, Ma.  No nose!, Kathy Hess

How much longer did you say I had to have my finger like this?, dotvi

Get that skunk out of here!!, Elvie

"Ah nose they went that way", Dave Moyers

World Champion Nose Picker -- Senior Division, Dave Moyers

"Twas the night ... and laying a finger inside of his nose ..." - Charles Dickens' Diapason, Dave Moyers

The native gazed piercingly!, Dave Moyers

"hey pal, don't mess with me.", jeff clarke

Show & tell at the cultural sensitivity training class..., Kathy Lazure

"I thought sinuses were internal"..., Kathy Lazure

"Trust me - my wife's cooking tastes better this way.", Kathy Lazure

Hey, my brother started it!  He made me!, J.eL.iS.sa

You did this.  You bumped my elbow!!, Al Lawson, Boyne City, Mi.

Follow your nose--go this way!!, Al Lawson, Boyne City, Mi.

I'm sorry if this offends you, but we don't have kleenex in this part of the world, and I have post nasal drip!, Jenny Lawson, Boyne City, Mi.

Is a bone replacement covered under either Al Gore's or GeorgeW.'s plan for medicare?, Jenny Lawson, Boyne City, Mi.

I will not sneeze, I will not sneeze, I will not sneeze.........., Masha

I can do this with my ears too!, Gibby

(Pointing...) "just turn left by the 7-11 . . .", Mike Leemon

My mother always told me it was not nice to point!, Christine

I told you that I felt a draft right here!, Christine

SURE CURE FOR THAT RUNNY NOSE, KATHY EDWARDS

Doc- I know its a perforated septum...but can you get my finger out a there?, Doc.Fischer

Just being thorough., Mark Michael

The lady at the mall said I had to keep something in there, or it would close up., Laurie M

You should see what happens when I stick my finger in my ear!, Deann Floyd, NC

The arrow missed me by this much, Kevin Nemez

You mean like THIS?, Linda Merry

How would I look in a moustache?, Jon

Darn!  forgot to cut my fingernails again., Jon

Do I look like a cannibal now?, Jon

You mean it isn't supposed to be like this?, Audie

In one nostril, out the other!!, DPC


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