|
Attention
ladies and gentlemen, we're experience a little turbulence...,
Heather
|
|
Johnny!!
Wake up!!! We're
stuck in the wires again..., Alky
|
|
Pilot??
You mean I was supposed to be FLYING this plane??, Chickman
|
|
Houston,
we have a problem., Glipper
|
|
Honey,
it REALLY was nice of you to let me fly the plane but..., Alky
|
|
"That
is the LAST time we let the monkey fly...", Alky
|
|
"Oh
don't worry, I'm sure the phones will be back on at
anytime...", Alky
|
|
"Have
I mentioned that I've never flown a plane before?? No?? Oh, well by
the way...", Heather
|
|
"You
mean I was REALLY flying the plane????" -- The pilot, Chickman
|
|
Look
ma, no hands!, Susie
|
|
"Goober
Flight 18, be advised your landing gear appears UP and LOCKED",
Dave Moyers
|
|
What
do you mean airplane gymnastics aint an Olympic sport, Sammy Shearer
|
|
So
much for the HIGH WIRE ACT!, Jon McVay, Pahrump, NV
|
|
I
said LEFT you goober, LEFT!!, Jon McVay, Pahrump, NV
|
|
I
told ya I could get you to work on time., Jon McVay, Pahrump, NV
|
|
Those
must be VERY tall buildings, or we have lost some altitude!, DPC
|
|
"What
we have here is a failure to communicate!", Charlie & Marty
|
|
"Jim,
I told you, you can't fly a plane and surf the net at the same
time.", Tricia
|
|
I
started off by catching butterflies..., Gidza
|
|
Pulling
the lever and pushing it are not the same thing!!!, Gidza
|
|
When
I grow up I want to be a REAL airplane and not just a puppet on a
string, Marie
|
|
"Help
is on the way nine-one-alpha. Hang
in there", Nick in SD
|
|
No
way was I gonna pay that $75 landing fee!, Breton Imhauser
|
|
Just
what kind of battery charger did you say you hooked my plane to?,
Breton Imhauser
|
|
Mother
told me there'd be days like this!, Jan Dickerson
|
|
The
city-dwelling clan was very excited when their trap captured a type
of bird they had never seen before..., Mike R.
|
|
Do
you mean, my "Learn to Fly from the comfort of your living room
diploma" was not good enough?, Deana L.
|
|
Line
dancing isn't much fun is it?, SandyH
|
|
Tower
this is beaver 15, just recharging the batteries..., Drewe
|
|
Cheat!!
I had to do it properly on my exam!, Drewe
|
|
Now
that's just plane silly!, MacTavish
|
|
I
told you you shouldn't try to fly an airplane!
You just have too many hang-ups!, Masha
|
|
Hang
gliding isn't all what it's made out to be...., Chris
|
|
You
said a little under the radar!, Audie
|
|
"You
know that thing you thought was a runway?", Barbara T.
|
|
"I
said we should take the car, but you said, "Oh, no, this will
be faster!", Kathy Hess
|
|
Wider
is better! The new
thinner runways were all they were cracked up to be., Mark Baugh
|
|
I
meant to do this!, Gibby
|
|
All
right Mabel, maybe I was coming in a bit low., Kevin Nemez
|
|
Sure
proof that aerial shows and high wire acts just don't mix., Dan
McGurk
|
|
Whoa.
The hairs on my arm are standing straight up - wonder why?, Melissa
Pulliam, NC
|
|
Suddenly
and inexplicably, the president of an unnamed airline decided to
implement a new training course for pilots of planes - how to fly.,
Jeff Clarke
|
|
Yes,
I used to throw your shoes over the power lines. Can we get out of
here now?, Joe Sewell
|
|
Hey,
George, watch me get under all these wireeesssss!, BarbInOhio
|
|
Hmm,
I could have sworn they said south for 42 miles THEN East....,
BarbInOhio
|
|
Oh
what a tangled web we weave, Johnny G NC
|
|
(trainee
to instructor) "I think I should pass because of technical
merit!!, Phil
|
|
I
get better reception with the control tower by hooking on to these
lines as I come in., Arla
|
|
Look
on the bright side captain, MCI
just offered us a 3 cents a minute rate plan if we can continue to
forward calls for them., jeffsilverman.com
|
|
Control
tower do I pass?, Dwight Fischer
|
|
Fly
by wire worked with my model airplane, Paul Marshall
|
|
Hate
it when that happens!, Beka
|
|
Oh,
You meant turn to my other left!, Peg
|
|
Acme
Industries announces the world's first electric powered
aircraft...., Will Bearden
|
|
"is
this how you play thread the needle?", Gavin, OZ
|
|
Lay
it on the line...What happened here?!, Ron
|
|
I
knew I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque., Rebecca
|
|
New
meaning for the term "airline", Jenny
|
|
hmmmm..Do
you hang around here often?, Myra Fischer
|
|
Honey,
you can open your eyes now--but don't touch the door knobs., Myra
Fischer
|
|
Tower,
come in! Errrrr . . .
I'm a little strung up., Donna
|
|
Look
Ma!! No Hands!!!, Pookie
|
|
Let's
take this scene again., John
|
|
When
we told you to adhere to the flying "guide lines", this
isn't what we meant., TC Morgan
|
|
"So...uh...wanna'
play cards?", J.M.S.
|
|
Ted
turned to Mark and said, "You mean you aren't the
instructor!?", J.eL.iS.sa
|
|
"This
is the captain speaking, I'm sorry to inform you that our flight has
been temporarily suspended.", Deann Floyd, NC
|
|
|
