It's Your Turn to Be Funny #6!

When I said "Go bury your head in the sand"... I didn't mean it literally!, Ryan

I know I left my car keys around here somewhere!, Paula J Perth

"Think we need a real pool to practice for the next Olympic games?", Dave Moyers

Did your mother never tell you that you weren't an ostrich?, ClammityJane

The things I do to impress my girl...., ClammityJane

"I've had it with all the election campaign stuff....I'm not listening to anymore!!", Charlie

Now that's what I call losing your head!, Sonie

Some people will do anything to get attention!, Sonie

Come now, clap to the music!, Sonie

Looks like his Flying Carpet instructions had a glitch, Judy in Texas

Humph ! I knew this would happen to a crazy break dancer someday !!, Judykins

Alright...who drained the pool?, Bruce

Please show us a replay of that great dive!, dpc

whatta you mean we planted him upside down?!,

OOPS, wrong way!, Dorie

Bangladesh's latest attempt to ease their high unemployment: part-time sewer inspectors take to the streets en mass..., Breton Imhauser

...just don't tickle or "pants" him....please..., Breton Imhauser

With a reverberating thud, Akbar's adventurous career in flagpole painting came to an end..., Breton Imhauser

I hate Mondays!, Gibby

I refuse to talk to you until you tell me your sorry!, Gibby

Look ma, no head!, Alky

Listen to his chant, and say it real fast three times in a row:
AH WAH, TAN, OSS, TRA, ITCH, IYAM !, Gibby

"Now, Billy, when I said put your nose to the grindstone...", Alky

ACUNA MA-TATA!, Gibby

"And everyone looks on in awe as the nocturnal gopher makes his home for the night..." -- wildlife announcer, Alky

"You think a guy with his head in the ground would get a little return applause!!  Sheesh!!", Alky

Man, falling out of the Space Shuttle is hard on the body!, Suzi

You couldn't tell your head from a hole in the ground!, Ron

ouch, Julie

'that was my worst dive yet...', Julie

'um, guys? see that first-aid kit behind me?', Julie

As he sat in the public square, he suddenly found himself being transported to new depths in his prayer life., Jenny Lawson, Mi.

Man, that first step was a doozie!, Jon McVay

Alright, who pulled the rug?, Jon McVay

oops, ha ha ha, uh, give me a round of applause, then get me outta here!!!, Nancy from Carson, CA

Boy, I should have read the directions on that bungee cord before I jumped!, Nancy from Carson, CA

Ouch, that hurt!  If I pretend I'm praying, maybe they won't notice..., Nancy from Carson, CA

Look Ma, No hands!!!!!, josc

another successful dive into a damp cotton ball, Mark Baugh

Jontoh really hated his new job as a human javelin., Mark Baugh

I think he is practicing his ostrich imitation for the no-talent talent contest tonight at youth group., Mark Baugh

"I don't know, Omar, do you think he's good enough for the gong show?", Kathy hess

"I think he's lost his plunger", Ken Massie

jonnie, next time you sneeze, don't let go of the scaffolding rope!, rebecca

i meant to do that! :), rebecca

"Stand clear of the drillhead", Ken Massie

is this the short-cut to America?, georgi

Yes, tell Rover I found his bone., Ric S

As Roger finished his dive he realized he wasn't in Sydney!, Pastor Tim Grayless

That's a heck of a way to get the RDA of minerals in your diet!! , Masha

Oh, the things I must do to get rid of dandruff!!, Peg

Now I lay me down to sleep..........., Beka

He caught a glimpse of the 'life downunder' and quickly prayed to be relieved from his error in thinking the grass was greener!, Jenny Lawson, Mi.

I kept trying to tell him over and over again that diving from 20 stories up was NOT a good idea, BUT, would HE listen to his MAMA!!!  NOOO!!!, Phil

This dive was a 9.5 ! Hardly any splash at all!, Linda Merry

Olympic Prayer dive competition. 9.0   9.0   9.0   9.0, Arnold

Gabriel, I said a hail storm, not a male storm plague!!!, jeffsilverman.com

... nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi.  Ready or not, here I come!, Nick in SD

single/hindu/male seeking understanding female to enjoy short walks, city life and underground music., jeffsilverman.com

Dear Lord, please give me direction in my life, Dave Emery

Houston, we have a problem!,

Don't let your new job go to your head!, Kristen

There you go losing your head again!, Kristen

I'm sinking!  I'm sinking!  I'm sinking, Rhonda Childress, TX

I guess Jim was right--I should have used a parachute!, BenjiDawg16

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!, J.M.S

Help it's got me!, chad j

Common try it, Its the newest thing., chad j

"Just wait 'til I get out of here--I'll get you guys for this!!", Chad J.

"Oh man, not again!  Why does this keep happening to me?", Mandy J.

Help!  The EPA thought I was a tree! <spoken through a mumble-interpreter>, Brian

I just know my keys dropped down here.  They have to be here somewhere, kerrie

I just know I dropped that quarter around here somewhere..., Daniel McGurk

He must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Daniel McGurk

Hakeems attempt to use planet earth as one big mask for Halloween., Daniel McGurk

I knew I would think of a way to fill that pothole., R.A.

Oh, that's right, all those Olympic divers had water in their ceeement ponds., R.A.

HA! Very funny, Scotty! now beam down my clothes and get me out of this hole!!, Zan

That's the fifth borer this week.  We must ban these buskers., Leigh Newton

Friends 4 yr old son after looking @ this photo--When I did that my daddy told me it was easier to use a ground hog trap......, Myra Fischer

"So I told him, 'Wait a minute! It's a new diving board, it's REALLY springy.', but did he listen?", Camille

This way I can be in direct contact to Australia unlike NBC, Brian

I just love hide and seek!  What a great hiding place, too!, Mandy J.