It's Your Turn to Be Funny #7!

warning! if you see this man, please contact the fbi. tall black male with phone attached to his head. he may also be "unarmed", Rebecca

my mommy always told me that if I stayed on the phone too long, it would attach itself to my ear., georgi

Well, you put a patch over your EYE if you can't see.  Sooooo...., Jon McVay

Told ya you didn't need to buy a headset., Jon McVay

I don't CARE what you do back home, you're not going with ME like THAT!, Jon McVay

One more time.  You wear it on your BELT, NOT your HEAD!, Jon McVay

I have NEVER heard anyone so long-winded. My arms are about to fall off! This is GREAT!, Dan E.

OK I think I found the right ban......I can hear you now., josc

Look Ma, No hands!!!, Melissa Pulliam

Yeah, Mom.  Uh uh.....yeah, yeah, I know, but...., Masha

Are you trying to impress me again, Jamal?, Kathy Hess

Pinball and cell phones just don't go together., Kathy Hess

Mom, I got a new job advertising for rubber band companies., Kathy Hess

"Please continue to hold, the next available ...", Dave Moyers

Why are you looking at me like that!!?  Oh, this, well, I don't have any pocket protectors., Jana L. Shore

The glue is almost dry, Judy K in Texas

Doc, can you help me?  I feel pressure around my head and I hear strange voices!, Charlie

Has anybody seen my cell phone?, Marty

Do you think the teacher will notice if I sit in the back of the room?, Charlie

Johnny was determined to win the invention contest!, Redletterz

WOW!  I have this splitting headache!, redletterz

I'm not going to loose it this time!, PrincesSal

Get this hands free accessory free when you sign up for 2 years of cellular phone service., Dave Emery

I wonder if I can get the patent on this?, Angie Veld

Now, where did I put that rubber band., Kim Gerety

It sure is cold in here, and I left my earmuffs at home., Kim Gerety

Headphones are for sissies!, Chris

Clip it to my HIP??  My ears ain't nowhere near my hip, goober!, Chris

And they say that duct tape is the miracle of the century!, msjllawson@aol.com

"New From Gilette".....Cell-Shaver "lose the stubble as you rebuttal.", jeffsilverman.com

mama said that if I lose one more phone, I'm out of here., Ric S

Hello, this is the rubber-band hotline. What is you problem?, Audie

"Yes dear. Uh huh. Yes, I'm sorry. Yes. Yes honey. Yes, I know. You were right. Yes dear.", Mark Michael

And now the new product invention for only 19.95 -- the handy cellular head strap--only available here plus your bonus of a bamboo steamer., SwtMelis99

Look Ma, No belt loops., R.A.

"And the phone goes on, and the phone goes on...bells keep ringing loudly in my brain."  La da da da dee la da da da da......, R.A.

Never forget...If you wear it, it will ring., R.A.

Fred couldn't wait for his turn with the Patent Pending representative., R.A.

The best way to talk on a cell phone and fight off an irritated crowd at the same time, Brian

What time does this space ship take off?, Edna

Carol bought her Husband this nifty device, after he got in his car accident last week!, Amy

You think this is bad? Wait until all the cell phone addicts "band" together!, TC

During football season, Pastor Tim had a hard time keeping his church members focused on his sermon. (this man was soon escorted out of the building by Tim's burly group of ushers.), jeffsilverman.com

"Unfortunately, we do not know as much about ear reconstruction as we would like.", ~Camille

"Ralph, unhappy with the aesthetics of conventional earmuffs, designs his own and makes quite the fashion statement.", ~Camille

The next generation in Star-Trek communicators.  The captain can now use two phasers instead of one.  Set to stun!, BenjiDawg16

And to think...momma said I needed to study harder in college!!!!, Tammy

Quick, take a picture! Lets see if Pastor Tim will use this for his competition!, Steven

Mobile phone radiation is causing people to do strange things!, Steven

With another losing season, and 100 free minutes left on the cell phone,  New Jersey Nets basketball coach decides to call 1-800-WIN-GAME.  Unfortunately this number is not available in New Jersey!!!, jeffsilverman.com

Well, my chain, string, and bandana wouldn't work.  I had to use something!!, Jana Shore

Air Traffic Controller Wannabe, Lisa Short

"I missed the call!?...That's impossible!!", David

"But Officer, I am using a hands free device!", David

Yes, that's correct. I'd like to apply for a patent., Debbie Shields

How long do I have to sit here like this, guys?, BarbInOhio

I think he misunderstood the meaning of headphones!, Michelle

I DID try it as a hat.  It wouldn't stay up there., Camille

I just don't get it. Everyday I have this headache, like a tight band around my head. Hmmmmmmm ... OHH!!! You mean this might be doing it doc????? OHHH!, Phil