It's Your Turn to Be Funny #8!

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!, Kathy Hess

Mom, he won't help!  He never cleans up!, Kathy Hess

" Bearfootin' " is for the birds!, Kathy Hess

You get dinner tonight, George, I've had a tough day., Judy K from Texas

If I lie very still, maybe the hunters will think I'm already a rug and go after Bob or Fred., Deana L.

After being released from their Coca-Cola contract, the bears decided to take a load off., redletterz

Whew!  That was just ONE too many Coca Cola commercials for ME!, Jon McVay

think I had too many seals for dinner tonight.  I'm stuffed., Jon McVay

"I just can't bear the thought of winter!", Dave Moyers

See, the difference between me and you guys is, I make this look COOL!, DanE.

Man, that girl can KISS!!!, Jon McVay

Do you guys see what I see?, DanE.

some days, it's just too hard to getup..., Chris

Who WAS that masked woman?, Jon McVay

Ok, I'm set turn the game on., Jon McVay

Hey hon...while your up would ya mind getting me a coke??, Lisa Short

The Sun's up for 24 hours and I'm looking to get me a tan!, John Borda UK

I'll just rest until they are through questioning Goldilocks., dc

"Who's that sleeping in my bed?, Ken Massie

Hey, is that Pastor Tim over there? Wanna see how fast he can run?, Bruce

Man, that was the fastest little Eskimo I have ever chased!!!, Angie Veld

Get off your rump and help me around here!, Rhonda, Childress

Help, I've fallen and can't get up!!, Angie Veld

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!!!, Angie Veld

"That's the last time I take more than ONE of those muscle relaxants.", Camille

"I am just SICK of all these re-runs!", Camille

"So it's ten past twelve, right, and pastor Tim was STILL preaching!", Camille

recliner (*check*), someone to wait on me (*Check*)...Now all I need is a TV(w/remote), good football game, and refreshments., Jacinda

"So then I said, 'What's a haymaker?' and he cleaned my clock...", Camille

Just CHILL, dude!, Camille

North Pole Skid Row, Lisa Short

Would you tell this goober to take the picture already,  my bum is frozen to the ice., jeffsilverman.com

OK guys, daddy had a hard day at the office, just let me relax here a little., josc

I am so stuffed after eating that last camera man,  but after they take this picture,  I get the white meat, and you can have the rest., jeffsilverman.com

After only 3 months of application, the "Rogaine For Bears"  kicked in and Joey couldn't keep the babes away., jeffsilverman.com

Just think, if we ate the whole film crew,  we couldn't watch this guy slipping on the ice. Man is this guy funny or what!!!, jeffsilverman.com

It's Pastor Tim again, guys!  He's out practicing one of his sermons, again. All of a sudden I found myself resting in the Lord!, Jenny Lawson

Bear with me, guys!  I've just been sucker punched!, Al Lawson

Their eyes bored on the backpackers, the bears battled with their basic belief that beings of this bent bedazzled their beastly bearings., Jenny Lawson

Blubber does me this way every time I eat it., Charlie

"So my circadian rhythm is different from yours.  Soooo?", Camille

"I am SO OVER looking fierce!", Camille

Did anyone get that license number?, Fern

Calgon,  Take me away!!!!!!!!, Angie

That's it!!! I am NOT rearranging that den for her one more time!!!, Tammy

The Coca-Cola bears take five during their latest commercial shoot., MacTavish <><

"I don't care if you're tired or not, GET UP before they make a rug out of you!", S. Mynatt

What truck? I didn't see no truck., Mary Garnham

One more "Eskimo" pie and I think I'll bust, Kathy Edwards...Colfax, NC...aka grandma514

I think this is the most interesting group of humans they've brought us yet!, Masha

I bet my snow angel is better than yours!!!, Kathy Edwards...aka grandma514

You're tellin' me I ate too much Porridge !!!, Judy K from Texas

Boy, that Goldilocks is some cook !!!!!, Judy from Texas

"Check this out guys, my goal is to be the next model for the Bear Skin Rug Company.", R.A.

"Whoa, what did they put in that Coca Cola?", R.A.