It's Your Turn to Be Funny #9!

"Now, what did you say the red light means?", Charlie

sssssssssooooooo.......did I pass????, josc

Do NOT do that again while I am driving!!, Lisa Short

WOW! that was some sneeze!, Lisa Short

"Was I suppose to stop?", Mary Nelson

I can't believe I did it AGAIN!!, Lisa Short

And remember you too can learn to drive in our easy 1 hour crash course!!, Lisa Short

I suppose you know this means you don't pass., Lisa Short

so...how much do "crash dummies" get paid?, Kim Poore

"Uh, SURE I'll take a breathalyzer.  Just let me spit these 14 Tic-Tacs out....", Camille

"Oh, officer, the allergy medicine must be kicking in...", Camille

THIS wasn't in their brochure!!!!!!, dpc

Think we can leave and no one notice?, d

"Well, Martha... you seem to be improving!", redletterz

OH! Hey,  I thought you said the right pedal was the brake., DanE.

Smile, you're on Candid Camera, Kathy Hess

Where's that oil smell coming from????, Kathy Hess

Am I ready for the tough method yet, Sir?, Kathy Hess

Another boring day on the job!, Kathy Hess

You're REALLY gonna give me a ticket?, Kathy Hess

Maybe next time we'll get further than "pulling away from the curb.", John B. UK

Here, I'll put this over my face and maybe no one will recognize me., Jon McVay

What are YOU laughing at?, Jon McVay

You see officer, I have this bad cold and I sneezed and......, Jon McVay

I swear a Jackalope ran right out in front of me., Jon McVay

Wow!  Pink elephants are real!!, Jon McVay

Hello, Beelzebub Insurance? I had ANOTHER accident.  What do you mean my deductible is $1,000.000.00., Jon McVay

I won't take this nonsense from auto manufacturers anymore!, Muotoh Ike

Well, duh! I was also told it was easy to vote in Florida!, MJC

(thoughts before the accident) "now, did I read that ballot right? hmmm follow the arrow and pick Bush, Dole, Buchanan ..., MJC

First Lesson: Have a wreck to learn what not to do., Nan.

"Okay, maybe we made the method a little TOO easy.", Jeff Clarke

That was pretty easy, let's try that again!, Rhonda, Childress

Sure would be nice if the school would get newer, safer cars., dc

What are you looking at?  You would have wrecked also if you had to smell this car!!!, Angie Veld

Please don't let the instructor realize that I was NOT using my hands!, dc

Was this the CRASH course!, Rhonda, Childress

Who let the GAS out?  WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO, Rhonda, Childress

Officer, I was just trying to keep up with my nose!  It was running off!, Rhonda, Childress

Well, at least the passenger's door still works., BarbInOhio

No, I thought YOU were the instructor., BarbInOhio

I hope there's an 'easy method' to pay for the damages., BarbInOhio

Could you find something to run into besides a flatbed carrying port-o-lets?, BarbInOhio

Looks like we've won the demolition derby, Bob.  I'm so happy I could cry!, BarbInOhio

What do you mean keep your eyes on the road? It's impossible to sneeze without closing your eyes!, BerlinBrat'69

It's these darned allergies!  I really do know how to drive!, Masha

Gesundheit...  and for your next lesson, please bring your own car..., Nick in SD

the other guy was calling me names!, Rebecca

my instructor told me that he needed a good reason to get new cars, so what do you think?!, Rebecca

Oops, I did it again ... (Britney Spears mum learning to drive), Magnus Kazen

"Okay, let's see...you did well on the turns, but the parallel parking needs work.", Mandy J.

How not to advertise., evalpt

Can they ticket me? I don't have a license yet., Kim Gerety

oh, you mean the other right., Kim Gerety

Have you seen the movie, "Speed"? Well, it's been that kind of day., Kim Gerety

So, I should not have taken that phone call, huh?, Kim Gerety

I thought cruise control drove the car for me., Kim Gerety

Easy Method Driving School, Clyde Crashcup Senior Instructor., TC

You know I want to learn how to drive, Dad, but I just CAN'T let my friends see me in this thing!, Jenny Lawson

I know it's the only driving school you can afford, Dad, that's not it!  This is a stick shift!!  I can't drive a stick shift!, Jenny Lawson

I always wondered what the "air bags" were filled with., jeffsilverman.com

After hearing Pastor Tim's sermon on tape,  Jerome and Betsy bowed their heads to pray,  receiving the Lord but also receiving a ticket for reckless driving., jeffsilverman.com

Easy Method Driving School soon ended their contract with Firestone tires., jeffsilverman.com

But Officer...all I did was sneeze. How's was I to know the car next to me was gonna offer me a Kleenex., Meg Schmitt

What do you mean; I still don't qualify to be on Jehu's Chariot Racing Team?, Bert Reid

"At least it was only one side this time!", Desni Kwak

"Man! Check out that car!!  I've seen raisins with less wrinkles!, Shaney Kwak

He doesn't believe me that my brother is Mario Andretti!!!!, Phil Miller

"Huh, can I try that last turn once more time?", Kathy Edwards...aka grandma514, Colfax, NC

Cindy never informed Jerome of her sneezing disability, until it was too late!!!!, jeffsilverman.com

Well, I'll be!  They printed my picture on the internet!, Alky

Just dial 461-9090 and you too can be a Crash Test Dummy., R.A.

"Look Ma, no license.", R.A.