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Coast Guard Keeping

Pastor Tim — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:28:13 +0000

My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

However, when Bob went to Michelle's house with her, he couldn't believe the disorganization. "Why is everything in its place on your ship," he asked, "but your house is such a mess?"

"My house," Michelle said, "does not take 30-degree rolls."

Second Language

Pastor Tim — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:40:26 +0000

Being bilingual could be easier than you think.

Piano Stairs

Pastor Tim — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:28:04 +0000

I cannot play the piano so I could not bang out a tune on the stairs featured in this video. However, if I were to fall down those stairs it would probably sound exactly like my piano playing if I tried.

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Trip Tickets

Pastor Tim — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:15:23 +0000

Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Frobisher.

"What on earth for?" asked his wife.

"I've left the tickets on it."

Don't Smoke

Pastor Tim — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:14:38 +0000

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother, she noticed I hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "Are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."

"You know," she observed, "you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."