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•Written by Pastor Tim•   
••Monday•, 07 •January• 2008 07:04•

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.  Clap and they will probably do the same - that is of course if you are clapping slow enough for them to keep up.  Kent "Toast" French leaves everyone behind in the clapping dust.


•Last Updated• ( ••Monday•, 07 •January• 2008 07:18• )
 
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