The closest I have ever come to owning a Jaguar was when I owned a BMW. (It makes sense in my head anyway.)

It was not in mint condition so I parked it wherever I wanted to.  I've also enjoyed the same parking habits with my Dodge Caravan, Chrysler New Yorker, Toyota Tercel, Plymouth Duster, Toyota Corolla, Datsun 310, Chrysler K Car, and Buick Skylark.

That's the advantage of driving vehicles with a few dings and scratches.  You can park where you want to and apparently your co-workers will never feel the need to prank your car with Post-It notes.

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