Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Step One:

Collect the following common office supplies from your work place.

 

Step Two:

Assemble those supplies in the following manner.

 

Step Three:

Apply assembled apparatus as it appears below.

Now get on with your work day!