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Written by M.L.
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Tuesday, 28 September 2004 09:01 |
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In response to the funny picture I posted at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/04/grandmaslots.htm The following entry was submitted to my guestbook (I've used their initials so they don't totally fall out of their tree): You claim to be a Christian but yet post a picture calling it humor of your grandmother in front of a slot machine in Las Vegas. Tsk ..tsk. What a mixed message that brings. I could quote you a number of scriptures but you're probably one of those "liberal" Christians that says "it ain't harming no one but Granny .. and that's only if she loses money .. it's the only thing she enjoys since Grandpa dies." Gambling is a SIN! You're telling people on a CHRISTIAN website that it's OKAY to gamble. Wo... - M. L.
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:19 |
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Missed Vulgarity - Some Were Not Amused |
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Written by Pastor Tim
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Wednesday, 14 July 2004 16:00 |
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On July 14, 2004, I missed a vulgar word in the PearlyGates item I sent out. To apologize and clarify, I sent out the following note (be aware that the missed word appears in print twice below). Pastor Tim Wrote: Dear PearlyGates Subscribers, Well, imagine my surprise at the end of the day, just when I went to send out another day’s posts, that I had a bunch of e-mails concerned about a word in one of my mailings. My first thought? – “Man, what did I miss this time?” So, to varying degrees and to different kinds of people I offer the following (in the pseudo-comedic form of Craig Kilborn's “To Blank With Love.”
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:26 |
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Written by KH
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Sunday, 06 June 2004 16:00 |
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In Response to the following CleanQuote:
Great philosophical sayings:
"Know Thyself." - Plato
"I yam what I yam." - Popeye
K.H. wrote,
Dear Pastor Tim:
No disrespect but your quote by Popeye below is blasphemous.
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 28 September 2004 10:06 |
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Written by Betty
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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:00 |
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In response to following joke on the PearlyGates list (which features clean, theologically incorrect jokes) I received the flame immediately after it – after which I have included my reply. What’s Your Religion? I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?"
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Last Updated on Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:28 |
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