According to recent rhetoric coming out of North Korea, Cybersalt Headquarters is within range of a direct nuclear strike by them. Though we have not been named as a specific target, no dictator can ever truly claim world domination while Cybersalt remains free!
At last report world tensions seem to have eased a bit with North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un. The reason for this might be depicted in the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll fine "Kim, Eat a Snickers!" at:
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