-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

-- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.  The truth is I'm sick of you.

-- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker.  In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.

-- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure.  You're fired!

-- I've got good news for you.  You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

-- Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?