Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities:

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.

9. Wet bonnet contest.

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

7. Buttermilk kegger.

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really smokin' Clydesdale.

5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns."

4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.

3. Sleep 'til 6 a.m.

2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt.

1. Churn butter in short sleeves.