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Monday, 02 June 2008 21:54

A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized Christmas was the next day and he had not yet purchased his daughter a gift.

So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

The sales clerk replied in a condescending tone, "Which Barbie?  We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

The overwhelmed man asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 and all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious!" said the sales clerk.  "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."

 

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